The sign up ahead catches in the glare of the headlights as Ruby drives up. 'Camp Crystal Lake'

She sees Sam standing next to the sign, just where he said he'd be. Ruby stops the car and he quickly gets in, glancing at her before saying simply, "Drive…" he points towards the lake in the distance, "There"

She obligingly puts the car in gear, stepping on the gas as she questions, "Want to tell me what'sh going on, Sham? You tell me to shtay away from you, that you're not going to ushe your powersh anymore and I do what you ashk. Then you call me in the middle of the night and tell me that I have to come right away…it'sh an emergency…where are we anyway?"

Sam doesn't answer and Ruby shrugs, not really caring where they're going or what his problem is as long as she's getting camera time…finally.

Rounding the lake, a group of cabins appear. At Sam's nod, she parks in front of them and waits, giving him her "I'm starting to get angry look" but her expression doesn't change at all. Sam sees her staring hard at him but just looks back confused. He gets out of the car and slams the door. Ruby follows, saying over the hood of the car, "I'm shtarting to get angry…"

Sam looks at her, "Really? I didn't know that's the emotion you were going for. You should flare your nostrils or something. I used to have to do that when I first started…before I …you know…knew how to act…",

She tries it, inhaling so hard her nostrils get huge. Suddenly, she hacks and coughs, "Thanksh, Sham. I jusht shucked up a bug…"

A loon's lonely cry sounds from the lake and out of the dark comes, 'chi chi chi…….ha ha ha…'

Ruby looks around, "What wash that?"

"What was what?" Sam asks innocently.

Confused, she shakes her head and trails off, "I thought I heard….nothing…never mind…Sham, let'sh get out of here. It's shpooky."

"Ruby, you're a demon. You're spooky…"

"Oh, yeah. I forgot…"

'chi chi chi…ha ha ha'

"What ish that noishe?!" Ruby asks loudly.

"What noise?" Sam replies.

"Shounds like…kinda like a cricket giggling…you don't hear it?"

Sam listens and shakes his head, "Nope…nothing."

He starts walking towards the cabins and Ruby follows.

She stops quickly, "You don't hear that either?"

Sam listens, "Ruby, I don't hear anything, ok? It's just your imagination. Now come on!"

"No, Sham…shomeone'sh following ush. I hear footshteps. They shtop when we shtop." Ruby peers behind them into the gloom. She reaches out and grab Sam's arm, walking fast only to stop short a minute later, throwing a hand out to stop Sam. Twigs snap behind them and the sound of footsteps can be clearly heard.

"I told you, Sham!" Ruby wheels around, "Come on out, you twig shnapping, laughing cricket shtalker!"

'Chi Chi Chi….Ha…Ha…Ha…'

Sam looks at Ruby and smiles oddly, "Ruby, I told you I wouldn't send you back to hell and I'm keeping my word. But that doesn't mean I can't get someone else to do it. Even Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac in my new movie acts better than you do! I made a deal…told him I'd make sure to get him another acting job if he did something for me…"

A flash of movement and Ruby sees a tall figure in a hockey mask (Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac) coming out of the woods, brandishing a knife…her knife! He starts running straight at her.

Ruby backs up and trips over a stump. She looks at Sam blankly and says dully, "Sham…help…pleashe…"

She scrambles to her feet, looking back at Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac with no expression on her face at all, "Don't let him kill me, Sham…" she monotones as she starts to run.

Sam steps back out of the way to allow Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac to pass. As he runs by, Sam hears the voice under the mask chant "Chi Chi Chi…Ha Ha Ha….Chi Chi Chi…Ha Ha Ha…"

Sam jogs after them, arriving just in time to see Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac stab Ruby in the chest. His chanting is becoming annoying…"CHI CHI CHI HA HA HA!!!" Ruby's black smoke erupts out of her body. Sam reaches out his hand to capture it, squeezing it into flames and sending Ruby's soul back to hell.

Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac tilts his head at Sam, "Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha?"

"Yea, man, good job…you kept your part of the bargain so now I'll keep mine. How would you like to play a demon on my TV show? You could wear a wig and I can call you 'Ruby'. My writer won't ever know the difference between you and," Sam motions towards the dissipating smoke, "her…you don't need to know how to act, you won't have very many lines and all you'll have to do is stand around looking scary. That's more than she ever did. Tell me, what do you look like under the mask?"

Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac reaches up and removes it. His face is disfigured and scarred from at least eight other sequels.

Sam winces and then, taking a closer look says, "Ok, well, you're not too pretty but I think we can work with it…A little cover-up will do wonders. I'll get the makeup people to work on you. One thing, though, you're going to have to stop making that noise…"

"Chi Chi Chi Ha..?"

"Yea, that one. Tell me, can you say 'Sham'?"

"Sham Sham Sham….ha ha ha…"

Sam sighs and slaps Jason the Hockey Mask Maniac on the back, "I like it! Just keeping practicing…"