Note: The timeline is all off on this but I thought it was funny anyway
Dean walks into the hotel room, "Hi Sam, I'm back from hell!"
He sees a smoking mess in the middle of the floor and Sam sits on the bed dejectedly.
Dean frowns, "What's that?"
"It's Ruby, Dean…We were starting to kiss and things were getting hot and heavy. She took off my shirt and took one look at my abs and…that's what happened…."
"Ruby?! You're sleeping with a demon, dude?"
"Not anymore, I'm not."
"What were you thinking, Sammy? Do you know how wrong that is?"
"I wasn't thinking, Dean – at least not with my brain…"
"Probably just as well it happened when you took off your shirt, Sammy. If that had happened when you were in the throes…you might have burned off some body parts, if you know what I mean…heh..heh…"
"I guess…but if I can't even get laid by a demon…what hope is there for me? I knew I shouldn't have done all those situps…"
"Yea, but you looked great on-camera, dude!
Sam shrugs, "Actually, it's just as well…she had these weird lips that didn't move…Well…guess I'll go work out and be ready for my next shirtless scene."
Dean smirks, "I hear the maid is available…and she's a much better actress…"
"I don't know, Dean…"
"Her lips move, Dude…"
Sam ponders that a moment and smiles, "She was quite a woman, wasn't she? Maybe I'll get her number..."
"That's my boy!" Dean slaps him on the back, "Now cover up those abs before I go up in smoke..."