A darkened room glows with candle light. Ruby is tied to a table, gagged, screaming as a knife slices her meat suit over and over again.
Suddenly, the gag is removed and a voice hisses, "My lissssp issss way better than yourssss, Girly…" as another slash from the demon knife is delivered.
"You talk like a shishy, Alishtair…" Ruby's voice is lifeless, "Wait till I get out of here and I'll shhow you shome shpit action!"
"Sssspit away…I want that angel…and you're going to tell me where sssshe issss or I'll jusssst keep ssssslicing away until you do!"
"Blech…shomebody get me a towel sho I can wipe off my face!" Ruby tries to act sarcastic.
"Where issss the girl?" Alistair hisses.
"If I tell you, you'll shpit all over me and then you'll kill me…I'll have to shhow you…"
"What do you take me for…an imbecssssile?"
"No, I think you're an ashole but untie me and I'll take you to her…"
Alistair unties Ruby and she wipes the drool off her face, "Shombody needs to put a bib on you…"
He grabs her and puts the knife under her chin, "Sssshut your mouth, you sssstupid goody two sssshoes! You give all demonssss a bad name…"
"Well, at leasht I don't act like a really bad De Niro…I mean, who are you channeling anyhow?"
"At leasssst I can act….No one even rememberssss what you ssssay…the fanssss hate you becausssse you usssse up sssscreen time with your boring, no-direction character, your flat dialogue delivery and your weird lipssss….they don't even move…that'ssss jusssst wrong!"
"They do too move! I jusht can't enunchiate too well…"
"ENOUGH!!!" Uriel's powerful voice booms out overhead, "I've had enough of this bickering, this crap acting, this boring scene and this flood of spit on the floor! I'm done!"
With that, the angel takes a humongous Stain Stick out of his pocket, waves it and both Ruby and Alastair disappear in a cloud of smoke and water droplets.
Uriel puts the Stain Stick back in his pocket and takes out a hanky, wiping off his face, "Can somebody get a mop in here?"