* after getting struck by lightening in Wishful Thinking *

That night, at a new motel in a new town, Dean has gone out to get food while Sam reaches towards his laptop to research this week's current baddie. He feels a sizzle in his fingertips as the computer screen flickers and turns on without him touching it. He pulls back his hand, looks at his fingers and frowns. He reaches towards the computer again and the screen goes blank. Huh. Turning, he looks around the room and strides towards the television. As he nears it, he hears a 'zzssst' and the TV turns on, flipping channels wildly. At the same time, the clock radio near the bed starts to play Judas Priest's 'Electric Eye' while the time flips rapidly on the clock face, the alarm going off to add to the din. The lamps click on and off randomly and the light in the bathroom turns on.

Suddenly everything shuts off as Dean walks in with a pizza, "Dude? What was all that noise?"

Shaken, Sam tells his brother what just happened.

"Try turning on the computer again" Dean suggests.

Sam goes to turn it on and it pops to life without him touching it, "See, Dean? It must have something to do with me getting hit by that bolt of lightening. I'm electrified now or something…"

"What the hell? Maybe Bobby knows how to de-electrify you?" Dean asks.

A picture of Bobby flashes on the computer screen and the radio starts to play "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown".

Dean looks at Sam, "Now that's just weird…"

"I just thought about him and there he is…"

"And the sound track?"

Sam shrugs, "No idea…" He pulls out his cell phone and concentrates, willing it to call Bobby without him touching it. Sure enough, after two seconds, a ringing can be heard and Bobby's voice, "Yea?"

Sam wordlessly holds out the phone to Dean, who grabs it and says, "Bobby? Something's up with Sam…"

While Dean's on the phone with Bobby, Sam walks around the room experimenting with turning on and off all the electrical appliances in the room.

Dean hangs up and hands Sam back his cell. "Bobby thinks it may be just temporary but to lay low until he gets here and you're not to touch anything or think about anything until then. Can you control it?"

"Not yet" Sam replies "But if I'm further than two feet away, it doesn't work…"

Sam hears his cell phone chime a distinct tone. It's Ruby's signal…means she's outside waiting for him in the dark. The radio suddenly starts to play Skynard's 'Free Bird'. Dean looks at it in surprise, head cocked, before giving Sam a quizzical look.

Sam shrugs back with a sickly smile. Crap, that's all he needs now…ever since they had sex that one time, she's been after him like a girlie dog in heat and he's tired of it. He's never going down that particular road again but she doesn't seem to get it and Sam's on his last shred of patience. He can't just ignore her, though, especially if she has demon business to talk about…

"Uh…Dean? I'm just gonna go out for a minute…"

"Bobby said to lay low and we lay low, Sam!"

"Yea, I will…just need some air…be right back…"

Sam leaves the room, goes outside, looking around for Ruby. He sees her peeking around the side of the building and, when she motions to him, he goes into the shadows with her.

With a growl she thinks is sexy, Ruby pushes Sam back up against the building, "Come on, my shexy Shammy, momma needsh shome shugar!" pressing her lips onto his and running her hands underneath his shirt, over his rock-hard abs (sorry, I just had to !)

"Ruby, wai-" Sam tries to warn her but with a pop and a sizzle, Ruby starts to smoke as soon as she touches him, She snaps back, electricity zinging over her body, lips frozen (wait, that's normal!), arms and legs twitching in a bizarre dance, until finally, she falls backwards into the bushes, dead.

Sam gives a mumbled, "Crap…oops, sorry Ruby…"

He tries to feel regret – she was a good demon, after all, but instead has a rush of relief that he doesn't have to kiss her weird lips ever again or listen to her mind-numbing lisping of his name.

He looks quickly around to see if anyone saw what happened and, seeing no one, backs away from the still-smoking meat suit, walking away quick. As he nears the room, he gets to snickering, "Shoulda gone on a diet, Ruby…Shammy's shugar is hazardoush to your health…"

He enters the room, shuts the door and leans back on it. Dean, seeing his smiling face, says, "What?"

"Seems this electricity thing kills demons…I just took out Ruby with a kiss…"

"Come on, man! Now you have Lips of Lightening in addition to Abs of Steel and the Hand of Smite? Not fair! All I have are Holy Pecs! I want a do-over, dude!"

"Dean, grow up! You have God watching over you, what more do you want?"

"I want a cool power, too! I want to throw flames out of my eyes or touch something and make it melt..."

"You have Fists of Fury, ok? You can hit faster than most people can see it coming, Bruce Lee..."

Dean smiles, "Fists of Fury, huh? I like it, Sammy, heh heh. Hey listen, think you can heat up the pizza, One Man Electrical Band? It's as cold as the beer by now…"

Sam sighs, making his way towards the food, wondering if he could just give Dean one good zap…