The interviewer pushes the microphone closer, "Mr. Kripke, tell us about the character of Ruby and her future on the show."

The slight man smiles and takes a drink out of a bottle before replying, "The actress who plays Ruby was originally supposed to appear in only two to three episodes but since she did so well in the role, with her talent and acting only exceeded by her diction and beauty, we have kept her on indefinitely, even though we don't really have a direction for the character yet – and haven't since the beginning of Season 3."

Kripke shrugs, "I have every confidence in my writers, however, that we'll get there soon – if not this Season, then in the next. Eventually, we'll decide what to do with the character and then write up some new background for her so it fits in with the show. The fans will accept her because Sam and Dean love her. They're best buds and they fight evil together now, as a gang."

Kripke takes another deep drink before he continues, "Plus, the fans really like the 'good demon who used to be human and now is in love with Sam' character and the ratings from their love scene was so high that we're going to have them embark on an affair, jumping into bed whenever they're in a scene together no matter if it fits in with the storyline or not. What the fans really want, regardless of what they say, is more Ruby, more Sam, and more hot Samuby sex. Shirtless Sam will be enough to keep the fans distracted anyway until we figure out just what to do with Ruby's character."

The interviewer asks, "So she'll stay a 'good demon' as far as you can see?"

Again, Kripke takes a long swig from his bottle, "Maybe she'll go evil…maybe she won't…who knows at this point? We're all too busy writing for the show to focus on character development for her...But the fans shouldn't worry. Just trust us to know what they need and to give it to them. Don't question us because it'll only make us more stubborn about keeping Ruby on the show."

In the midst of taking another drink, Kripke stops short when the door suddenly bursts open and in rushes….ERIC KRIPKE. He knocks the bottle of liquid out of the first Kripke's hand and it falls to the floor, shattering glass everywhere. With an unholy scream, the first Kripke falls down to the floor on hands and knees, body and head changing in front of the interviewer's eyes. The face morphs, pulling and twisting, balding head growing blond straight hair, lipstick appearing on lips stretched into a fake smile, shirt and jeans being replaced by a tailored power suit…until finally, Dawn Ostroff sits there, looking up in confusion.

Mouth hanging open, the interviewer looks at Dawn O and then at the new Kripke, "What just happened?"

Kripke replies, "For over a year and a half, this witch has kept me prisoner in a trunk and has been impersonating me using polyjuice potion! And all because I wanted to get rid of the character of Ruby since the second episode she was in. Dawn wanted more T & A and refused to listen to reason-even though my show brings in more viewers than any other on our network. It didn't matter. She was dead set on keeping Ruby no matter what I said or did. Well, I just got done watching Season 3 and the first half of Season 4 and she's ruined my mytharc! Demons were never human once, Dawn! How could you! This character was never written to be on for more than two shows and you've totally ruined Sam and Dean for me and for all the fans all over the world. Sam sleeping with a demon! Never! Dean accepting her as one of the gang? He'd sooner rip out his eyes! The angels were a nice touch, I'll give you that but other than that, I don't know if I'll ever be able to fix this mess! You should be ashamed of yourself! And all because you wanted to turn this show into a Gossip Girls wanna be. Couldn't just understand that this show has always been and will always be about the brothers, the car and the open road! I can't believe you did this but it stops now! You're going back to your office and your executive washroom and let me do what I do best – write the best damn show on television!"

With that, Kripke turned on his heel and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Dawn O called fearfully.

"I'm gonna go write the fastest, meanest way I can think of to Smite the Ruby! She's gone as of now! And the lisping, no-talent actress is gone with her!"

"You can't do this!!!!"

"No? Watch me!" Kripke stomps out, goes to his desk and writes an episode where both Sam and Dean quickly and efficiently kill the evil character Ruby.

Yeah!!!

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ok, stole the polyjuice idea but don't think Harry Potter would mind - it's for a good cause, after all