Just a quick little smite!

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"Ruby, meet me outside in an hour" Sam's voicemail says.

With a satisfied smirk, Ruby goes to a mirror, swiveling her hips in time to an imaginary beat, stopping to give a 'sssht' and touching a finger to her hip like she's on fire.

Looking at her reflection, she combs her hair, brushes her teeth and sprays perfume on her neck. She whispers, "sham…" and then again, trying to get her lips to form the word more clearly, "SHHHam…….".

She sighs, knowing that Sam secretly hates her lisp. She picks up a book she got at the library, Lisping Lip Exercises, and turns to the first page. She studies the diagram and looks in the mirror, holding her lips with her fingers to make them move around the words, "I will EEEE—NUUN---SHEEE---ATE my shyllablesh…"

She tries again, "EEEE---NUN---SHHEEE---ATE…"

She makes a face at herself in the mirror, "Thish Shucksh!"

Taking a deep breath, she says as rapidly as possible, "Sham, sham, sham, sham, sham, sham ,sam, sam…SAM…SAM!!!"

With a hop up and down and a clap of her hands, she says it again, "Sam, Sam, Sam! I did it! Oh, yeah, who's the demon! No more lisp! No more spitting on people! Go Ruby, Go Ruby! Now maybe Sam will love me! Maybe Ruby'll be getting a little something something tonight!"

Carrying the book, she dances her way down to the car and hops in, hurriedly driving to meet her handsome love interest. She jumps out of the car when she sees Sam round the corner of the motel and runs over to him, hopping up and down in excitement.

"Hey Ruby" Sam says.

"Sam! It's so good to see you again." Ruby says with a grin.

Sam's eyes narrow and he suddenly reaches out a hand towards the demon, making her retch and heave, her demon smoke billowing out of her in waves.

"Sam" she gasps, "What are you doing?"

"I'm sending your evil soul back to hell, whoever you are…"

"It's me, Sam…Ruby" she coughs, trying to speak.

"Like hell…Ruby talks with a lisp…I don't know who you are but you're not her…" and with a twist of his fist, he finishes pulling the smoke out of the meat suit and sends the demon back to hell.

Sam looks down in satisfaction at the dead body, "Shmoking! Now, how in hell did you get Ruby's car, whoever you are?"

He looks in the front seat and sees the book, Lisping Lip Exercises, re-reading the title twice to be sure he understands and looks from it to the meat suit lying on the sidewalk, "Oh crap…"

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