Last time on Shapeshifters are Troublesome: Nico and Maki flirt! Honoka eats!

AN: My hands are freezing, why is the AC so cold. I do not own Love Live! School Idol Project.

"Nooooo!" Nico shouted suddenly, making Honoka and Maki jump.

Honoka looked at Nico in confusion.

"What the heck?" Honoka asked.

"I'm losing one of my friends," Nico said.

"Oh, you poor thing," Maki said, patting Nico's head.

"What the heck?" Honoka asked, annoyed at getting left out.

"I'll explain later."

"You're probably wondering 'what the heck is going on?', right?" Maki asked.

"No, I was wondering when dinner is going to be served." Honoka answered truthfully.

"Right, let's assume you were wondering 'what the heck is going on?', okay?"

"Okay."

"I meant to tell you later, but Nico and I are shapeshifters."

"I knew that, you transformed in front of me."

"Oh yeah, anyways, my ability allows me to transform into any animal as long as I got permission from them."

"Permission?"

"For example, I can't transform into you, but if you allow me to, I can."

"No no, I already knew that, my question was, how do animals give permission if they can't speak?"

"That's where Nico comes in, she can speak any language, and she helps me get permission."

"You said she's a shapeshifter."

"Yeah, she makes friends, and she transforms into them."

"So when she said she was losing one of her friends..."

"Her animal friends. One of them died."

"That's sad."

"She'll get better soon, most animals have shorter lifespans than us."

"That's really sad, doesn't she have other friends?"

"She has no human friends."

"Oh, that's sad too."

"The only non-animal friends she has are two piles of lazybones we call Nozomi and Eli."

"Non-animal? So what are they?"

"They're apparently goddesses."

"Oh."

"Please excuse me, talking about them is giving me a headache."

Maki stood up and exited the room quickly, a hand on her forehead.

"Goddesses, huh?" Honoka thought aloud. 'Maybe the goddesses can hel- ooh, dinner!'

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Honoka didn't expect to be woken up by an earthquake.

"What the heck is going on?!" She screamed, roots growing from her body rapidly.

Nico and Maki burst into her room.

"Honoka! What's going on?" Nico asked, staring at the roots.

"Don't you feel the earthquake?!"

"Earthquake?" Maki was confused.

"T-This! The gods are angry with me! I shouldn't have stolen that duck offering on the altar!"

"What?" Nico questioned.

Maki looked to Nico, "Could she be talking about the house... walking?"

"Maybe."

###

"Are you... Baba Yaga?!" Honoka asked.

"No!" Nico and Maki answered quickly.

"This is Baba Yaga's house on chicken legs!"

"It's not!" Maki said defensively.

Honoka looked amazed, "where the heck did you get this house from?"

"We... found it, in a forest." Nico replied.

"This is definitely Baba Yaga's house, no wonder no one has seen her recently," Honoka said. "So, where was the house going?"

"To the Glass Garden." Maki said.

"Where is that?"

Maki looked slightly constipated when she said, "It's were the two lazybones live."

"Oh, NozoEli, was it?"

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"How far is this Glass Garden, it's been a week since I realized this house belonged to Baba Yaga," Honoka asked, rolling on the carpeted floor.

"We need about another week to get there." Nico said.

"Why is it so far..." Honoka complained.

"It's not far, it's because the house gets rooted on the spot whenever you get surprised by its movement!" Maki shouted.

"Right. I wish there was a way to stop my tree powers." Honoka grumbled into the carpet.

Nico pulled her up by her shoulders, "hey, get up, it's unsanitary."

"I don't care." Honoka grew tiny roots to hold herself in place on the floor.

"You should!" Nico pulled Honoka up along with the carpet.

"Nooo..."

"Nico, you look like a mother nagging her child," Maki commented.

"Then you're the father?" Nico asked, not paying much attention to what Maki said.

"W-What!" Maki shouted, blushing.

"What?" Nico asked. When she realized what she said, she started blushing as well.

"W-Well, I wouldn't mind having a child with you," Maki said.

"Eh... hehe, I never knew Maki liked children," Nico tried to tease.

"It's not like I want a child, it's just because you-"

"Stop!" Honoka shouted. "Stop flirting!"

"We're not flirting!" Nico denied.

"Yeah, uh, not flirting." Maki agreed.

Suddenly, the house lurched to a stop and Honoka's hair turned slightly green. "Eh, did the house stop moving?"

"I don't think we're at the Glass Garden yet," Maki said.

Nico headed to the front door, "I'll go see what's wrong."

###

Two girls stood in front of the house.

"Woah, you guys shouldn't stand in front of moving houses, it's dangerous." Nico said to the two strangers.

"Oh, uh, sorry," one of the two girls said, she has short brown hair and purple eyes.

"We wanted to ask for your help, nya!" The other girl with orange hair and green eyes said.

"What for?"

"Our village is in trouble," The brunette said.

"Demons have been attacking our village, nya."

"Why ask me?" Nico questioned.

"I felt an i-intense amount of magic coming from this house, so I thought you were a powerful s-sorcerer." The brunette stuttered.

"I have to ask my friends first."

"Okay, we'll wait here nya!" The cat-like girl said, a determined expression on her face.

"I'll call them out here. Maki! Honoka! Come here!" Nico shouted into the house. She turned back to the newcomers, "now we just wait for the two slowpo- UGHH!"

A red blur slammed into Nico. "Nico! What's wrong? Are you hurt?"

"You're the one that hurt me."

"I'm so sorry!" Maki exclaimed.

"Just shut up for a second. Where's Honoka?" Nico asked. Maki pointed into the house.

Nico then asked the two girls, "what's your name?"

"Koizumi Hanayo."

"Hoshizora Rin, nya!"

Suddenly, Nico heard a gasp of astonishment behind her. 'What the heck.'

"Rin! And Hanayo too!" Honoka shouted.

"Kayo-chin! It's Honkers, nya!" Rin shouted, pointing at Honoka.

"H-Honoka?" Hanayo asked. For a moment, Nico saw guilt in the brunette's purple eyes. 'Interesting.'

"Eh? You took so long. Honoka." Nico tried to pretend she hadn't seen what she had seen.

Maki gave her a look that said 'you're such a bad liar, Nico'.

Nico gave Maki a glare that said 'you're no better than me'.

The other three girls watched curiously as the couple continued arguing silently.

Next time on Shapeshifters are Troublesome: NozoEli! I guess.

AN: Teach me how to use tumblr. I don't know how.

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Me too, I love myself too. Just kidding, I hate my gay self. Well, Honkers had lived a sad life, but it's gonna get better as soon as she meets all her fellow gay friends and they make out and stuff. Also, I made that profile pic myself, with the Paint Desktop App. Thank you for reading my stories! xD

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