Title: Gaydar (Drabble)
Genre: Kingdom Hearts, AU
Rating: PG14
Pairings: Roxel/Zemyx [Axel/Roxas & Zexion/Demyx]
Inspiration: Wouldn't You Like To Know (see my DA)
Note: From a random plotbunny that will probably never be written.
Roxel fiddles with the tie to the firey red part of his hair, the front being a pale blond. "Alright, Luxbar."
"Bi." His neatly dressed companion states without looking up from his large book.
"Everyone knows that." The taller of the two mutters, "Okay, how about Marxen?"
"Straight." Zemyx rolls his blue-grey eyes, "You're boring. Give me someone hard."
Roxel frowns for a moment, glancing off into the distance as the two walk along the sandy path towards their high school. He glances back with a smirk, "Soku."
"Totally gay." Comes the reply.
The smirk drops from his face. "Wait, what? Really?"
Zemyx doesn't change his expression and doesn't look up as he carefully turns to the next page, "Of course. She was making out with Yuffiri after volleyball practice."
The blond-redhead narrows his multi-colored eyes slightly, "...You don't play volleyball."
The slate-tipped blond-haired boy glances up, "So?"
"Then how did you know that?" Roxel frowns.
A smirk grows across Zemyx's lips, "Wouldn't you like to know."
Glancing away with a huff of breath, "What I would like is a video of that." He mutters mostly to himself.
Back to reading his book, "How much are you willing to pay for that?" Zemyx asks in a casual tone, as if he were asking the price of a sandwich.
Wide green and blue eyes snap back to his friend, "You.. have a video of it?" Roxel's voice drops into a dead serious question.
Zemyx grins with a teasing sort of humor, "Maybe."