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Summery: Same old story new person added in except I plan to show you before they went and after maybe change some things around. Pairings: John/OC Brian/Claire Andy/Allison
Chapter Seven: Screwing Around
We sat there in silence for awhile after that until we could hear Brian start to mumble to himself. " Who am I? Who am I? I am a walrus. " Turning to look at Brian I laughed when I saw his pen dangling from his mouth causing him to blush. Bender was behind me starting to play air guitar mumbling some guitar rift to himself before he must of gotten to hot as he and Brian started to take off their jackets together. This caused a small stare down before Brian faked a chill and pulled his coat back on while the red head in front of us mumbled to herself.
I nearly jumped out of my skin when Bender straightened up " Oh shit! What're we suppose to do if we gotta take a piss?" I just shrugged my shoulders at him. I mean how was I suppose to freakin know " Oh well you gotta go you gotta go." I must of flushed as red as the girl in front of us hair when he actually leaned forward and unzipped his pants. The girl in front snapped forward with an " Oh My God!" getting the jock's attention. " Hey your not urinating in here man!" Bender made a face like he was in pain. " Don't talk! Don't talk! It makes it crawl back up!" He actually leaned into me to whisper in my ear. " Wanna help me out here angel?"
" You whip it out and your dead before the first drop hits the floor." The look on the jock's face was murderous and certainly scared me. Bender just smirked and re-zipped his pants thank god " You sexy when your angry" and with a play growl Bender moved his hand like a claw. Putting his arm back around me he leaned back in his chair to talk to Brian. " Hey homeboy why don't you go close the door? Then we can get the prom queen and doll face here impregnated." There goes that blush of mine again and look Brian has one to match.
" Hey!" The jock was really getting mad now "If I loose my temper man your totaled.". Bender did this sexy little hair flip thing before mocking him. " Totally?" The jocks jaw was so tight I could see it popping " Totally." The princess just rolled her eyes an placed a hand on the jock's arm " Just ignore him Andy." It was obvious to me Bender wasn't gonna let that happen. " Hey sporto what'd you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jockstrap?" Brian the sweetheart he was tried to defuse the situation " Excuse me fellas? I think we should just write our papers? " Yet sporto or Andy was to angry to listen. " Look just because you practically live in here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass so knock it off." Bender just snorted as he played with my hair. " Free country."
The princess was obviously getting irritated with the whole exchange " Andy for the love of god. Ignore him he's just trying to get a rise out of you.". Bender smirked as he leaned forward catching her eye and smiling at her. " Sweets you couldn't ignore me if you tried." removing his arm from around me he motioned his hand between them. " So are you like boyfriend-girlfriend, Study dates? Looooovers?" I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. If he was asking this he must be interested in the princess which let's face it she was pretty so I didn't stand a chance. "Come on sporto level with me. You slip her the hot beef injection?" The reaction from the two was instant and loud enough to get Vernon's attention. " GO TO HELL/ENOUGH/ HEY What's going on in there?". We sat in silence to see if he would come in to check on us but he didn't.
Bender stood and walked over near the richie's table jumping up on the rail. " Whatta say we close that door? We can't have any kind of party with Dickwad checking us out every ten seconds. " Brian tried to be the voice of reason once again " That door is suppose to stay open." Bender just glared at him " So?" Andy once again raised to Bender's goating " So why don't you just shut up there's five other people in here you know. " Bender gasped like he was in shock. " My god you can count. See I knew you had to be smart to be a wrestler." I giggled making Bender wink at me. The jock didn't find it as funny " You know Bender you don't even count. I mean if you disappeared it wouldn't even make any difference. You may as well not even exist at this school. " To say I was angry was an understatement that was just uncalled for.
I don't know what possessed me but for once I let my anger out before I could stop it. " Honestly I'd rather a prick like you disappear than Bender. At least he is up front about being an asshole he doesn't pretend to be nice while thinking he's better than anyone else like you do." Bender's smirk grew at my defense of him it was obvious I had pushed the jock's buttons. " Well maybe I'll just go out and join the wrestling team." the smile was wiped from his face when the two richie's laughed at him. " Maybe the prep club to or the student council. " The jock just sat back with a smug look. " They wouldn't take you. " The princess nodded her agreement " You know why people like you knock everything?" Bender crossed his legs while sitting on the rail and leaned forward as though he was really interested. " Oh this should be stunning." the princess wasn't phased by the obvious sarcasm. " It's cause your scared." I couldn't help but roll my eyes along with Bender. " Oh god. You richies are so smart. That's exactly why I'm not into activities." The princess wasn't about to back down though. " Your a coward. Your afraid they won't want anything to do with you so you dump all over it."
Bender pointed a gloved finger at her "Well it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes now would it?" Princess scoffed at him I was really starting not to like her and I hoped he was to. " You don't even know any of us? " Bender jumped down from the rail " Well I don't know any lepers either but I'm not about to go out and join one of their fuckin' clubs." Andy seemed to not like the F word as he interrupted " Hey let's watch the mouth. " Brian managed to get our attention then I hadn't even realized he had been talking until I heard. " I'm in the physic's club to. " Bender held up a finger to Andy " Excuse me for a second." then turned his attention to Brian " What are you babbling about?"
Brian stood up straighter realizing he had everyone's attention now. " I said I was in the math club, the Latin club and the physic's... physics club." Bender leaned over the desk in front of the princess " Hey cherry are you in the physic's club?". I found it rather rude when she made a face like she was disgusted at the idea " That's an academic club." Bender shrugged " So?". "So there not the same as other kind of clubs." The princess explained in a huff. " Ahh but to dorks like him they are?" once again Bender turned his attention to Brian. " What do you guys do in your club?" Brian shrugged as he started to talk " Well in physics we talk about physics, the properties of physics." Bender interrupted him. " So it's kinda social. Demented and sad but social." Brian went on to talk about some dinner they had every year. " So you load up and you party." Brian shook his head " No we dress up but we don't like get high."
" Only burners like you get high" The jock sneered at the jock." Look you guys. You keep your talking up and Vernon's gonna come right in here. I got a meet next week and I'm not gonna miss it on a account of you boneheads." Did he just call me a bonehead? Bender just snorted in false amusement. " Oh, an wouldn't that just bite? Missing a whole wrestling meet." He pretended like he was wrestling with himself. Andy looked about ready to jump him " You wouldn't know anything about it faggot! You've never competed in your whole life!" Bender held his hand to his heart like he was upset. "Oh I know I feel so empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys." I snorted giggling again. " You wouldn't miss it. You don't have any goals. " was the jock's comeback. Bender leaned in close to his face " Ahh but I do have goals. I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights." Brian and me both busted out in giggles as Brian asked. " You wear tights?"
The jock turned around and growled " No I wear the required uniform." which I happily provided an answer " Tights". Andy narrowed his eyes at me and I recognized him as the jock that ran into me Tuesday. " Shut up." I heard Allison laugh from across the room please don't tell me she thought this jerk was cute. Everyone jumped when Bender hopped over the desks and sat between the richies until we saw Vernon pass by the door. " Whoop!" Bender stood and headed for the door. Brian nervous that Vernon might still be close shouted out a warning. " There's not suppose to be any monkey buisness." Bender just turned and pointed at him. " Young man have you finished your paper?" in a Vernon impression before he started to mess with the door. " Quit screwing around Bender. " Andy shot his own warning.
The princess must of been just as curious as I was "What are you doing?" obviously Andy was still miffed at Bender one upping him when he answered. "Dropping dead I hope." Brian must of had a clear view though cause ever helpful he gave out another warning. " Bender that's school property I don't think you should mess with it?". I jumped when I heard the door suddenly shut as Bender rushed back to our table. Andy started freaking out " Very funny now go fix the door." Bender placed his arm back around me and held up the screws. " Look angel I brought you a present." I just looked at him like he was crazy so he pressed the screws into my hand and winked. " I really think you should fix the door." Briann was started to sweat bullets. Bender shrugged and pulled me closer " Am I genius?"
" No your an asshole fix the damn door." Andy yelled through his teeth. " Relax I know what I'm doing." Bender made motions with his hand for everyone to calm down when we heard Vernon outside. " DAMN IT." Immediately I stuffed the screws down my shirt into my bra. The one place I knew for sure Vernon wouldn't dare to look. Bender just smiled and tried to lean forward to watch me when Vernon burst through the door.
