Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Three - All The Pretty Things
List of characters;;
vampcrzy/BClovesEC - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
Angelface has signed on
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Hey Rose
Angelface:Why'd you leave us yesterday? Not that I'm complaining. wink
Jazzfest: I told Alice I would take her shopping. I was actually TIRED when we got home! And vampires don't get tired. I now know how Bella feels
Angelface: Did you offer to take her?
Jazzfest: I don't know why I did.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture:OME! Thank you so much for taking me shopping yesterday Jazzy baby!
Jazzfest: No problem.
tomanyvoices has signed on
icdafuture: So, when are you taking me shopping again?
tomanyvoices:Hahahaha, Jasper you actually had to go shopping! hahahaha
Mr.Macho has signed on
Angelface: Hey Edward! Yeah. Jasper went shopping.
Mr.Macho:Hahahahah Jazzy poopoo went shopping. And I went sneaking through his room. He bought designer pants! ahahaha
BClovesEC has signed on
icdafuture: See Jazzy! I told you Emmett wouldn't make fun of you!
tomanyvoices: Bella! Jasper actually went shopping and bought Designer pants!
BClovesEC:oO
Jazzfest: shut up guys. There is nothing wrong with it...
icdafuture: Oh no.
Mr.Macho:Of course there isn't Jazzy. Especially when they have..Rhinestone butterflies on the butt! hahahah
icdafuture: You guys, our futures disappear soon. :
Mr.Macho: We should all sign off before the puppy gets on
PuppyLove has signed on
icdafuture: Too late.
Mr.Macho: Who invited pooches?!
BClovesEC: Sorry guys. I was talking to him on 'vampcrzy' and he wanted to be included. :
tomanyvoices: Hello Jacob
PuppyLove: Dammit, Bella! Why didn't you tell me that you were talking to the bloodsuckers! I thought you mean that you were talking to Charlie and Renee.
BClovesEC: I'm sorry.
icdafuture: Don't start with us puppy!
Mr.Macho: I am allergic to dogs. Especially when they smell really really bad
tomanyvoices: It is okay Bella, love. Have you told the dog yet about our good new?
PuppyLove: Well I'm allergic to anything that sucks.
BClovesEC: Chill out you guys! Get along. I actually asked Jake to come in here to see if he would be the best man. So, no Edward.
PuppyLove: WHAT?!
tomanyvoices: We are getting married
PuppyLove: You're what!?
BClovesEC: Stop guys! runs off crying and falls down
BClovesEC has went away
icdafuture: I think you should go calm her down, Edward. Before something does happen to her.
Auto Response from BClovesEC: I'm sick of all this rivalry between my family and friends. Deal with it!
tomanyvoices: I will. Ugh I feel terrible. Be right back
tomanyvoices has went away
Angelface: See what you've done now pup?!
Mr.Macho: Hey Rose. I am hungry, wanna go hunt?
Angelface: Okay.
Mr.macho has signed off
Angelface has signed off
icdafuture: I'm so alone.
Jazzfest: I'm here for ya doll!
icdafuture:Oops. Hehe. I thought you signed off. giggles
Jazzfest:Lol, nope. I will always be here
icdafuture: I wonder how Bella and Edward are doing. Oh wait! The pup's still here. Damn.
PuppyLove: You are all grossing me out. fakes throwing up
Jazzfest: Could you please be civilized, Jacob?
PuppyLove: Only for Bella.
Jazzfest: Please.
BClovesEC has returned from away
BClovesEC: If I hear you being mean to my family again, you won't have anyone to be civilized to. Yes, that is a threat.
tomanyvoices has returned from away
tomanyvoices: Sorry about telling him so quickly Bella, he was bound to find out sooner or later
BClovesEC: its okay, baby. I forgive you. Um...Edward.
tomanyvoices: Yes, love?
BClovesEC:Its nothing. Nevermind.
PuppyLove: I'm coming over, Bells. I'm sick of being here.
BClovesEC: No.
tomanyvoices: Bella please tell me. Or what if I just come over?
icdafuture: No fair! I was going to ask if she wanted to go shopping.
BClovesEC: No. I'm not in the mood. I'm kinda tired. Edward, will you come over while I take a nap? stomach rumbles
tomanyvoices: Of course I will, when I get over there would you like me to make you lunch?
PuppyLove: You can cook human food?
BClovesEC: Sure baby.
PuppyLove: You're making me sick to my stomach. You're actually going to eat something he makes? You must be brave.
tomanyvoices: Yeah I saw this new recipe on a cooking show, how to prepare wolf. It is very popular in Alaska.
PuppyLove: Blood pie?
BClovesEC: JACOB BLACK?!
tomanyvoices: Well, my love, the dog is annoying as usual so I will be over in 5 minutes.
tomanyvoices has signed off
icdafuture: I think I want to go hunting, Jazzy.
BClovesEC: Didn't you just go hunting two nights ago?
PuppyLove has went away
icdafuture: Yeah. I'm just sick of dealing with werewolves.
Automatic Response from PuppyLove: I will always love you Isabella Marie Swan. Don't think your father won't find out about it though. At Sam's with the brothers.
Jazzfest: Yeah Alice,lets go hunting.
Jazzfest has signed off
BClovesEC has signed off
icdafuture has signed off
PuppyLove has signed off
Hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. We were going to have one of our friends join us, but she had stuff to do. This is still an Artichokie/Squirt fanfiction.
DISCLAIMER: Rebecca & Lil no ownny Twilight Saga. No suing, please.