Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC
Summery: Same old story new person added in except I plan to show you before they went and after maybe change some things around. Pairings: John/OC Brian/Claire Andy/Allison
Chapter Eight: He's Cracking Skulls
Vernon stormed into the room as they all turned to stare at him. " Why is that door closed?" When nobody answered he stared straight at the red head in front. " Why is that door closed?" Bender shrugged " How are we suppose to know? We're not suppose to move remember? " Vernon looked right at Jordan and screamed " WHY?" causing her to jump. " It just closed sir. " Vernon ignored Andy and shouted at Allison " Who? ". Jordan winced when Allison squeaked and slammed herself face first into the table. " She doesn't talk sir? " Vernon looked back at Jordan clenching his jaw. Not liking the look Vernon was giving Jordan Bender tried to catch his attention " I think a screw fell out of it."
Vernon stormed over to stand by Bender " Give it to me Bender." Jordan just snorted. That was so not the right thing to say of course Bender didn't get the reference as he looked at Jordan funny. " I don't have it." Vernon slapped his hand on the table and leaned down. " Give me the screw!" Bender just shook his head. " I told you I don't have it. The world's an imperfect place screws fall out all the time." When Vernon grabbed the back of Bender's shirt Jordan had had enough. " Why the hell would anyone wanna steal a screw you moron!" Everyone snapped their attention to Jordan including a very pissed off Vernon. " That will be another two months detention ms. Chase." Vernon stormed to the doors dragging a chair with him.
Bender placed his arm back around Jordan's shoulders smirking as he watched Vernon. " Sir the door is way to heavy." But Vernon either didn't hear or didn't care as he propped the door with the chair only for it to go flying when the door slammed close. Vernon threw open the door as he stormed back in snapping his fingers " Andrew Clark front and center. " Everyone watched as Vernon directed Andy to move the magazine rack into the door way. " Betcha five bucks Andy racks himself on the way in?" Jordan blushed but nodded she'd take that bet from Bender as they watched him try to crawl back in. Fortunately for Jordan he narrowly escaped racking himself as Bender handed her five bucks cursing under his breath.
Vernon looked so proud of himself when the rack held the door until Bender pointed out if there was a fire they were all toast. So he ordered Andy to move it back to where it was while Brian thought it helpful to point out their was more than one exit. " Show Dick some respect." Again Jordan snorted at the double innuendo " I swear you and Vernon both need to watch what you say." Bender just wiggled his eyebrows at her. Bender loved it this girl was a closet perv and she had stood up for him earning herself another two months detention. He smirked as he got an idea as he turned to a pissed Vernon who was blaming Andy for his own stupidity. " Vernon pointed at Bender " Your not fooling anyone Bender. Alright the next screw that falls out is gonna be you."
Bender snorted as he mumbled what sounded like " Eat my shorts " under his breath. Yet it wasn't low enough " What was that? " Vernon demanded. " Eat My Shorts." Bender crossed his arms over his chest challenging the principal. " You just bought yourself another Saturday right there." Bender mocked a hurt expression. " Your breaking my heart." Vernon growled " Thats another one right there.". Bender held up his hands " Well I'm free the Saturday after that... beyond then I'll have to check my calendar.". Vernon approached him " Good because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep going instead of prison you'll come here. Are you done?" Now Bender was pissed. " No" Vernon smiled " Alright there's another one." Jordan grabbed his arm and shook her head. As the red head yelled at him to knock it off motioning with her mouth for him to stop. " Done yet." Bender narrowed his eyes. " Not even close bud." Vernon nodded looking very pleased. " That's a month right there I've gotcha for the rest of your natural born life you don't watch it." Bender shrugged " So what." Vernon nodded " There's another."
Bender looked at him with confusion " How many is that?" Brian piped up from across them. " That's seven including the one when we came in you asked if Barry Manilow knew he raided his closet." Vernon sent a glare to Brian. " Now it's eight stay out of it. Two months I gotcha your mine." Brian tried to argue not realizing he had earned Bender another one. " What can I say I'm thrilled." Vernon snorted. " Oh I'm sure that's exactly what you want these people and your little girlfriend here to believe. You know something Bender? You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. You might be better off."
Vernon coughed clearing his through as he tried to look dignified instead of the giant ass he was. " That's it I'm gonna be right out that door. The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls." Jordan smiled as she watched Bender mocked the cracking skulls comment as Vernon walked out. As soon as the door closed Bender yelled out as loud as he could "FUCK YOU" Jordan just smacked his arm. " Don't you think you got in enough trouble?" Bender just winked at her. " I couldn't let you be in here by yourself for the next two months Angel now could I." Jordan's mouth dropped. He had done it on purpose to be in here with her. " Bender that was stupid." She turned from him shaking her head.
After that things got pretty dull in the library the red head had started to day dream her face apparently exciting Brian as he tried to hide his woody with his stocking cap. Andy was playing paper football until he hit it to far for his foot to rake it in so he switched to some odd tug of war with his pull over strings. Allison was in the back trying to cut off her circulation in her finger with a string until Jordan wadded up her paper and threw it at her. So instead she picked up her pen and started drawing a snowy landscape then shaking her hair to cause a dandruff snow to fall. When Bender lit his boot on fire Jordan jumped away to move to the last table as he lit a cigarette before slapping it out. Turning her back to him as he started to play air guitar she climbed on top of the table laying down counting ceiling tiles until her eyes grew to heavy.
" WAKE UP!" Jordan nearly fell off the table but thankfully Bender caught her before she could as he must of joined her some time after she fell asleep. Turning to look at him he held a finger to his lip signaling her to be quiet " Who has to use the lavatory?" Everybody's arm shot up at once. So climbing off the table Jordan hooked arms with Allison as they followed the red head to the ladies room. Jordan splashed water on her face trying to wake herself up when she spotted the red head behind her. " You know Bender is probably just using you. If I was you I'd avoid him and stick with the nerd. " Jordan glared at her. " For your info that nerd is my friend so don't call him that he actually is a sweet guy. As for Bender I already know all about him so I don't need your warning your just jealous he is paying more attention to me and not you." The red head scoffed. " Please I could totally get his attention if I wanted. I mean look at me and look at you."
Jordan glared as the red head left the bathroom her blue green eyes filling with tears. " Hey don't listen to her Jordan. Bender got this dentition to be in here with you. He just got a whole two other months to keep you company. Trust me it ain't the red head he is interested in her kind are a dime a dozen. " Jordan smiled as she looked at Allison. " But if you want to keep his attention I would let that smart mouth of yours fly I saw his eyes sparkle when you called Dick a moron. I think he liked it." Jordan laughed and nodded as the girls walked back to the Library.