Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Five - You What?
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
PuppyLove has signed on
vampcrzy has signed on
PuppyLove: Hey Bella.
vampcrzy: Hey Jake. (:
PuppyLove: Just thought that I would get on and tell you something before I went to patrol.
vampcrzy: What's that?
PuppyLove: That I love you.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Yeah dog, we all know you love her. But she only loves you like family, so run along.
tomanyvoices: Sorry for the hostile mood love. But my hair is now blue, red and green.
vampcrzy: I love you more than you know, Jake. If I had anyway of being with you, I would. I'm tied though. I am always going to love you, no matter how much I love Edward.
tomanyvoices: ...
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: HELLLLLLLLLLO
vampcrzy: Edward...its...I...
PuppyLove: HA! Stupid leech. I knew she loved me more than she loved you. Bye.
PuppyLove has signed off
Mr.Macho: Hm. I think that puppy needs to be neuterd. Just to be on the safe side. Bye Bye!
Mr.Macho has signed off
vampcrzy: Edward?
tomanyvoices: Yes.
vampcrzy: You didn't deserve to see that.
tomanyvoices: Who do you want more, Bella?
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: I just saw the wedding cancelled! what's going on?
vampcrzy: I...I want you...but...I want him. I'm torn.
tomanyvoices: That dog. I swear.
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Hey all.
vampcrzy: No. Eddie. C'mon.
icdafuture: oO What happened? "That dog" tells me nothing!
tomanyvoices: You called me Eddie.
Jazzfest: Haha, to many amused vibes! hahahahahah
tomanyvoices: It's okay, love. I just really hate that dog.
vampcrzy: No. You don't understand. I love you...wait! Alice you saw the wedding cancelled? Edward?
icdafuture: Hey Jazzy Baby!
Jazzfest: Hey Baby!
tomanyvoices: Yes, love?
vampcrzy: You...don't want to marry me now? Because I didn't choose to cancel the wedding?
icdafuture: Bella is sorry. They're having their first fight, I think. Edward seems so calm. :-/
tomanyvoices: I don't want to cancel the wedding...
Jazzfest: Hmmmm, almost to calm...
icdafuture: maybe...
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture: Talk to us, Edward. You seem hesitant.
tomanyvoices: What am I supposed to do?
icdafuture: I still don't know what happened!
tomanyvoices: She told jacob "vampcrzy: I love you more than you know, Jake. If I had anyway of being with you, I would. I'm tied though. I am always going to love you, no matter how much I love Edward."
icdafuture: WHAT?! Why are you so calm? Why did you lie to her about the wedding?
tomanyvoices: Because I am confused
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Bella just called me crying. She called ME! I'm so happy that she called me. But not that she was crying. Hey kids.
tomanyvoices: Hey Esme
Jazzfest: ESMEEEEEEE
mamabear: Why is Bella crying?
tomanyvoices: Alice please explain.
icdafuture: I think she's cheating on Ed. shrugs I guess he signed on when she was telling that mutt how much she loved him and all this other stuff.
mamabear: No!
Angelface has signed on
mamabear has signed off
Angelface: I'm so...boooored.
Jazzfest: Well thats too bad Rosalie cause I am in a great mood!
Mr.Macho has signed on
Angelface: How are you in a great mood? I thought you picked up on other's moods.
Mr.Macho: I feel tension in the household.
tomanyvoices: I am getting off of here..
tomanyvoices has signed off
Jazzfest: It is Emmett!
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Edward?
Mr.Macho: heeheehee...
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Yes, Bella?
vampcrzy: Edward, I think that...you should come over. I can't do this over the computer or the
phone.
tomanyvoices: Okay...
tomanyvoices has signed off
Mr.Macho: NOOOOOOOOOO! I really hope she doesn't choose the dog.
vampcrzy: I'm still here doorknob.
Angelface: Don't call my husband a doorknob!
Mr.Macho: Oh, whoops. heehee
vampcrzy: What are you going to...um...Edward is here already. Bye.
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture: I don't even want to know the outcome.
Jazzfest: This cannot turn out good...
Mr.Macho: Well there goes my good mood-ness. grrrr. Curse these fools!!
icdafuture: I'm worried. About Edward.
Angelface: I'm confused.
Jazzfest: I'm scared.
Mr.Macho: If this turns out badly, I am hiding the flat screens and gaming systems and hiding in my closet with protection.
Angelface: Dammit! What is going on?
icdafuture: We think that Bella might break up with Edward. Wait!
Jazzfest: Please tell me this is good.
icdafuture: Nothing about them yet.
Mr.Macho: Dammit.
Angelface: I'm going to rip that bitch into pieces!
Jazzfest: Don't get carried away crazy!
Angelface: She's hurting my brother! She's hurting the family! He'll leave again. He'll be destroyed! Do you not understand this?
icdafuture: Ooo! I need to go shopping!
Mr.Macho: Alice. Why do you need to go shopping when we are trying to hold on for our lives?
icdafuture: You need to come with me Rose!
Angelface: How the hell is this helping the situation, Alice?
icdafuture: She's with him still! The wedding is still on!
Mr.Macho: WOOHOO! Bring on the canned cheese!
Mr.Macho has signed off
icdafuture: One of them will be on soon. I think.
Jazzfest: Knowing Emmett and canned cheese, something will wind up broke
Angelface: Edward still owes him back for the 3 different hair colors!
icdafuture: Yeah! Emmett will be broke! Ha.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: And you all will help me get him back.
Angelface: Do I have to?
icdafuture: How'd it go?
tomanyvoices: Yes you do Rosalie, remember the brush? And it went fine, Alice.
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Hi.
Angelface: I got him back for my brush with painting his Jeep. I still haven't gotten him back for my
mirror though.
icdafuture: Tell me about it.
vampcrzy has went away
tomanyvoices: Hello love. And see Rosalie? perfect motivation.
Jazzfest: Hello Bella!
Angelface: that makes no sence.
Auto Response for vampcrzy: I think my family hates me. No matter how much they hate me, I
will always love them more than...
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Edward, how are you feeling, son?
tomanyvoices: I hope Bella knows none of you guys hate her, and just fine Esme
Angelface: I hate her. I was planning on how to kill her when i found out.
mamabear: I think that she feels...really upset.
icdafuture: Tell us what happened!
tomanyvoices: Well we just talked it out. And Rosalie get rid of that hostility. It isn't good for you.
But I am going to go cheer Bella up. Good-bye.
tomanyvoices has signed off
Jazzfest: That was weird.
mamabear: I don't like him this way. He scares me.
Angelface: I still want to rip her to shreds.
icdafuture: I'm so confused.
Jazzfest: Well..uhm..yeah..
icdafuture: Yeah what?
Angelface has signed off
Jazzfest: I don't know. I feel funny. Lol
icdafuture: Something still doesn't seem right here. Are you feeling this too?
vampcrzy has returned from away
vampcrzy: Did she really want to kill me?
Jazzfest: No. She is just over-protective over the family. And Edward is scary when he is super
calm/
vampcrzy: He was super calm? Am I really that bad?
Jazzfest: Don't think that way Bella. I think what you and Jacob were talking about threw him off
guard. I mean Emmett is so happy, he can barely contain himself...he is playing with canned
cheese.
vampcrzy: Your family hates me. Why am I even trying to join a family that wants me dead?
icdafuture: Edward isn't going to like your attitude. He's going over to see you. He should be there
in two minutes.
Jazzfest: And we do not hate you. Far from that. Rosalie is an overreacter, like Edward.
vampcrzy: I don't belong!
Jazzfest: None of us do.
vampcrzy: You're only saying that.
icdafuture: Why are you making this hard on us?
Jazzfest: Seriously Bella. We do not hate you
vampcrzy: Edward is here.
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture: I think that they're meant for each other, but her questioning everything...
Jazzfest: They are ment for eachother. But she just wants to make everything difficult!
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: I enjoy canned cheese.
Mr.Macho has signed off
icdafuture: Emmett confuses me, just as much as Bell does. She's a difficult person Jazz. Soon
she'll be with us, and everything will be alright.
Jazzfest: Emmett is interesting..and I think she will be happier when she is one of us.
icdafuture: He's hesitating though.
Jazzfest: He needs to stop stalling
icdafuture: He doesn't even know if he wants her to join us yet. He feels like he does, but the
internal battle in his mind is giving me a mental block, almost like a migrain.
Jazzfest: He needs to do it, so they can do it. Then I think they will be happy.
icdafuture: He doesn't want her to be a ravinous blood-thirsty newborn. He's scared.
Jazzfest: I think she will do just fine. It is how we all were
icdafuture: We just need to talk him into it. I'm still worried about him. And Bella. Like right now.
Jazzfest: Yes. I think we should just sit them down and say "this is how it is gonna happen." Hey,
dear?
icdafuture: It might be easier for Bella to not come over right now. Esme was a little hurt. I'm sure
you felt it. What do you need Jazzy baby?
Jazzfest: Why are we still talking on here when we are in the same room?
icdafuture: I'm looking at dresses. hehe. I am bored though.
Jazzfest: Shall I come cheer you up?
icdafuture: I don't want to know how you plan on doing it, but I think you should. wink
Jazzfest: Then I will be right there(:
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture has signed off
We had a little bit too much fun writing this chapter. :) R&R please! Artichokie&Squirt