Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Seven - Revenge
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
vampcrzy has signed on
tomanyvoices has signed on
vampcrzy: Hey honey.
tomanyvoices: Hello, darling.
vampcrzy: Still upset about Charlie?
tomanyvoices: Yup.
vampcrzy: I can't believe that he freaked out that bad. I'm sorry. He still wants us to get married though.
Mr.Macho has signed on
tomanyvoices: And we will be getting married
Mr.Macho: Did Charlie freak out about Edward's hair? Cause I know I would xD
vampcrzy: Just 5 more days. (: Um...that isn't really what he freaked out about.
tomanyvoices: I know. And I still need to get this dye out of my hair
Mr.Macho: OHHHHH. He freaked out because you two will be tying the knot.
vampcrzy: Yeah. Edward, I think I should come over and get Emmett back for that.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Is Bells on?
tomanyvoices: Well I first want to get the colors out of my hair, love. They are driving me crazy.
vampcrzy: Yeah. I'm here Al. Babe, you look so handsome though with the hair. XD
icdafuture: We need to go shopping...
tomanyvoices: I hate it.
Mr.Macho: What do you mean Edward?! YOU LOOK MANLY!
vampcrzy: But...
icdafuture: Bella? Why are you ignoring me?!
Mr.Macho: And nobody can get me back! I am king of the world! I am Edward's master! MWAHAHAHAH
Mr.macho has signed off
vampcrzy: He should jump off the roof. :
icdafuture: Edward make her answer me!
tomanyvoices: I worry about Emmett sometimes...
icdafuture: Et tu brother?
vampcrzy: We should dye his entire body pink!
vampcrzy: Bright pink! With yellow pokka dots!
tomanyvoices: That would be excellent! Next time he takes a shower we just turn all the water pink! Excellent!
icdafuture: DAMMIT! SOMEONE TALK TO ME!
vampcrzy: You love me!
tomanyvoices: Yes I do! I am sorry Alice, have you been here for a while?
icdafuture: Are you serious?!
vampcrzy: I love you, Eddie.
tomanyvoices: I love you to, Bella. And yes I am serious
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: NO HE'S NOT!!
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture: I know where you live woman! I'll come over there and bite you right now! I'll kill you later, Edward.
vampcrzy: Oh. I thought you signed off Al.
tomanyvoices: Fine, Alice. Bite Bella. It's what she wants xD
vampcrzy: I want YOU to bite me.
icdafuture: Screw you guys.
icdafuture has signed off
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: I hope that Alice knows she's buying me a new window.
tomanyvoices: hahahaha, That was too great.
vampcrzy: Were you doing that on purpose, Edward?
mamabear: What did you guys do to her?
tomanyvoices: heehee noooo.
-all of a sudden there was a large crash in the house-
tomanyvoices: I am so sorry! Emmett got to my computer.
mamabear: I don't think I want to know. if you guys break anything, I'm coming after you!
vampcrzy: Hey mama. (:
tomanyvoices: I am sorry Esme. It was Emmett's fault. You should try grounding him.
mamabear: You...called me...mama?
vampcrzy: Of course. (:
mamabear: Yeah. Tell Emmett he's grounded from Rosalie for a week.
mamabear has signed off
vampcrzy: he's grounded from Rose?
tomanyvoices: I like that punishment! hahahahaha
vampcrzy: Why'd she sign off so quick?
Angelface has signed on
Angelface: WHO got my husband grounded from me?!
tomanyvoices: He made Esme mad. hahahahah
Angelface: That isn't what he said.
tomanyvoices: And what did he tell you?
Angelface: That you threatened him. You and your...grrr...your fiancee.
vampcrzy: Ew! Don't say that word. I hate that word. puke
tomanyvoices: Nope. He pissed off Alice using my screen name
vampcrzy: That was HIM that I was talking to, Edward?
tomanyvoices: Yeah. Did you not notice the crazy amusment?
vampcrzy: I told him I loved him. Or were you still on?
tomanyvoices: That was me, then I walked away for a bit
vampcrzy: Where'd you go?
Angelface: I hate you. I hate both of you. Edward I'll deal with you later. I'll let you deal with your FIANCEE
vampcrzy: Ew. Stop saying that word.
angelface has signed off
tomanyvoices: I had to find the right shampoo to get my hair back to its original color. And what has Rose's panties in a bunch?
vampcrzy: Probably because she can't be around Emmett. Is that usually the punishments for you guys? Why does she keep calling me your fiancee?
tomanyvoices: No that usually isn't the punishment. So I am finding this rather funny. And she keeps calling you my fiancee because you ARE my fiancee.
vampcrzy: cringe I don't like that word. Or wife. Or husband! Grr. I think that Esme was a little shocked by me calling her mama.
tomanyvoices: She likes it. She loves you to death. And get used to it, love! It is only 5 days away:
vampcrzy: I'm chilly. Just talking about the wedding is making my tummy twitch. Edward...
tomanyvoices: I will be right over
vampcrzy: Um...no
tomanyvoices: Then what? Please tell me your not having second thoughts...
vampcrzy: You should tell Jazz to get on. I want to talk to him...while you're washing your hair...
tomanyvoices: Okay...
Jazzfest has signed on
tomany voices has went away
Jazzfest: What's up Bella?
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: I'm not going to tell you I told you so, but I did!
icdafuture has signed off
vampcrzy: I don't know if I can do this...
Jazzfest: What do you mean?
vampcrzy: I'm scared. I don't know how to react. What does his away message say?
Jazzfest: it says "Too many colors!" and that he loves you with all of his heart
Jazzfest: And don't be scared
vampcrzy: His nonbeating heart. XD ha. Anyways...its just some of the stuff that Charlie said last night. It scared me. He actually THOUGHT about shooting Edward!
Jazzfest: What all did Charlie say?
vampcrzy: He flipped out. He mostly called Edward names, after he asked if I was pregnant. PREGNANT! Edward won't even kiss me passionatley and he thinks I'm PREGNANT!
Jazzfest: Okay Bella. Don't let that bother you. You can't get pregnant. So don't worry about it. It is your life not his
vampcrzy: There is no chance? Not at all?
Jazzfest: Not that I am aware of
vampcrzy: How long has he been gone for? Who would know? Would Carlisle?
Jazzfest: Is something wrong Bella. It will take him a while to get that dye out
vampcrzy: Nothing is wrong. I just...I'm worried. I don't know what to do. I love him. You know that. But...
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Edward is going to have all the water in the house run cold!
Jazzfest: He won't be done for a while Esme...and don't worry Bella. It will all be fine
mamabear: i feel so bad for him. What's wrong Bella?
vampcrzy: how can you say that Jazz? You dont' know that. you don't see the future!
Jazzfest: I am trying to be here for you. And i already talked to Alice about it. That is why I am so positive
vampcrzy: Edward is going to read the conversation when he gets back isn't he?
Jazzfest: Nope. Cause we will sign off and you will come over here and go shopping with Alice before one of us kills her!
vampcrzy: I don't want to go shopping. :
Jazzfest: It is stuff for the wedding. And you have to try your dress on again.
vampcrzy: Grr.
Jazzfest: You can either go shopping or get squirted with canned cheese. Your choice xD
vampcrzy: You wouldn't!
Jazzfest: No. But Emmett would.
mamabear: there will be no squirting canned cheese in my house! And if Emmett knows what is best for him, he won't. He's already grounded for a week from Rosalie. I'll make it a month!
Jazzfest: I think he is just looking for something to do. And don't worry Esme, it doesn't stain xD
mamabear: I'll do it. Someone better tell him that. Rosalie won't be too happy.
vampcrzy: Can you guys like block your thoughts about this around Edward?
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Not until you go shopping.
Jazzfest: I will, Bella. And Rosalie already isn't happy. I kind of find it entertaining.
vampcrzy: Never! She keeps calling me Edward's fiancee. It bothers me. :
Jazzfest: You will go shopping and get over the fiancee thing! Basically Bella. I am your master now. You do what I say or Edward finds out. Mwahahahhaha
vampcrzy: That's not fair!
icdafuture: Thank you Jazzy Baby. (:
mamabear: He probably already knows, Bell.
Jazzfest: AND WHO SAID THIS WAS JAZZY BABYYYYYYYY! MWAHAHAHAHA
icdafuture: DAMMIT EMMETT!
Jazzfest: Now Bella! GO SHOPPING!
icdafuture has signed off
mamabear: Run Emmett.
Jazzfest: Bye Bye!!
Jazzfest has signed off
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture has signed on
vampcrzy has signed on
-3 Hours Later!-
vampcrzy: I hate you.
tomanyvoices: FINALLY! After 4 hours, the colors are gone!
vampcrzy: You're still on baby?
icdafuture: Edward! i have somethng to tell you!
vampcrzy: STOP! I WENT ON YOUR STUPID SHOPPING TRIP...
tomanyvoices: Oh, whoops. Forgot to come back from away
tomany voices has returned from away
tomanyvoices: And what is it, Alice?
icdafuture: Bella...
vampcrzy: I'm going to kill you Alice! You promised you wouldn't tell him if I went shopping.
icdafuture: Emmett already told him.
tomanyvoices: He told me what? he told me nothing
icdafuture: Bella is Emmett's...
vampcrzy: STOP!
tomanyvoices: Oh yeah. He told me you are his bitch for a week, or whatever. And why is that? (Sorry for the words, love)
vampcrzy: Grr.
icdafuture: Because she was talking to Jazz, but Jazz got up. I was in the car getting ready to go over to Bella's anyways, but Emmett got on and was having a conversation with Bella. The same one that Jazz and her were having. Well she told us to...
vampcrzy: you're dead Alice.
tomanyvoices: What did you tell him, Bella?
vampcrzy: Nothing...
tomanyvoices: Okay. You don't have to tell me
icdafuture: She told us to block our thoughts!
vampcrzy: Now he's pissed off at me! Thanks Alice. Thanks a lot!
icdafuture: You're welcome. (:
tomanyvoices: bella, would you want to come over?
vampcrzy: Are you mad at me?
tomanyvoices: Nope
icdafuture: Stop with this too calm bullshit Edward. Its driving Jazzy crazy.
tomanyvoices: I am not mad!
icdafuture: He says as he punches the wall.
tomanyvoices: Shut up Alice...
vampcrzy: I should be scared.
icdafuture: You're lying to her!
vampcrzy: Eddie, do you want me to come over?
tomanyvoices: Am not! I don't want her to see me mad. Thats all. And Bella, love. I am not mad at you. I swear and yes please.
vampcrzy: Then what are you mad about?
tomanyvoices: Nothing...
icdafuture: I'm going hunting.
vampcrzy: Why are you lying to me? I can handle it. I can.
icdafuture has signed off
tomanyvoices: FINEEEE. My hair is still tinted those colors.
vampcrzy: Why didn't you just say that? :
tomanyvoices: Because it is embarassing and I look like I have a circus on my head.
vampcrzy: Edward, I'm going to love you no matter what you look like. Was it because Alice was on? I'm sure she's seen it already.
tomanyvoices: No...Emmett put highlights in it. AHHHHHHH
vampcrzy: Well, come and get me. That way we can get him back. I did make use of that shopping trip. I bought the dye. (:
tomanyvoices: WOOOOO! Be Right There!
vampcrzy: He better not know that I helped though!
vampcrzy: I'm still his "bitch" as you so kindly put it.
tomanyvoices: You got it. I will say it was Jasper. And you won't be after this.
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampcrzy: OME. I so love him.
vampcrzy has signed off