Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Eight - The Wrath of Bella
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
icdafuture has signed on
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Why has Emmett locked himself in his closet with our video games and what not?
icdafuture: You and Bella.
tomanyvoices: What about us?
icdafuture: What you did to him. I don't think that he wants Rose to see him.
tomanyovices: Hahahaha, we can have some fun with this
icdafuture: its not like he's allowed to see her anyways.
tomanyvoices: This could be even better
icdafuture: What are you planning Edward?
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Where'd you go last night Edward. I just woke up and you weren't here. ):
tomanyvoices: Sorry, love. I had something to do -evil smirk- Alice, you should know what I am planning
icdafuture: But I can't!
vampcrzy: What is going on?
tomanyvoices: Oh c'mon Alice! You should be able to see it!
PuppyLove has signed on
PuppyLove: Have you broke up with the bloodsucker yet Bella?
icdafuture: THAT is why i couldn't see. : Damn dog!
tomanyvoices: No she hasn't dog. The wedding is 4 days away.
PuppyLove: growls
vampcrzy: Give it a rest Jacob.
tomanyvoices: Alice, I think you can see what is gonna happen now..it doesn't include the dog
icdafuture: You're evil. Don't include Bella. He'll own her forever.
PuppyLove: Wow Bells.
vampcrzy: Just...make life easier on all of us and get out of it Dog.
tomanyvoices: HAHAHHAHAH! She just called you dog! And I won't let that happen Alice
PuppyLove: You've changed, Bella.
vampcrzy: Damn right I have! Now shoo!
tomanyvoices: I am enjoying this very much. hahahaha
vampcrzy: Shut up Edward.
tomanyvoices: I am sorry, love. Is something wrong?
icdafuture: Bella is scaring me.
tomanyvoices: Same here...
vampcrzy: I'm going to kill Emmett!
tomanyvoices: What did he do?!
vampcrzy: he took my clothes and replaced it all with lingerie!
icdafuture: How do you know it was him?
tomanyvoices: Well are you aware at the fact that he is cowering in his closet right now? And she knows it, Alice, because he wronte "Emmett was here" on everything
tomanyvoices: And yes I read his mind.
PuppyLove: I think you should put some on and take pictures Bell.
vampcrzy: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH? WANT ME TO SPEAK DOG? woof woof. bark bark!
tomanyvoices: You little perv! Get the hell out of here!
PuppyLove: You're a bitch.
PuppyLove has signed out
tomanyvoices: Now Bella. Would you like to scare Emmett?
icdafuture: He'll own her.
tomanyvoices: Not if she shows him "The wrath of Bella" hahaha
icdafuture: The wrath of Bella?
vampcrzy: Should we wait until I could actually rip him to shreds?
tomanyvoices: Then and now. I need a good laugh
vampcrzy: Want me to call the dog and get him back on here so I can insult him more?
vampcrzy: crosses fingers
tomanyvoices: Sure. And I will sit back and relax :
vampcrzy: BRB.
icdafuture: Does she really need to do this?
tomanyvoices: Only if she wants to. She needs to let go of supressed anger
vampcrzy: Who said that I supress my anger?
tomanyvoices: Emmett.
vampcrzy: I'm going to murder him.
PuppyLove has signed on
PuppyLove: What now?
tomanyvoices: DING DING! Round 1!
PuppyLove: What the hell are you talking about leech?
vampcrzy: Why do you have to be so damn nosy?
tomanyvoices: heeheeheeeeee
icdafuture: I'm going to go tell the rest of the family to get on. (:
PuppyLove: Why do you ahve to be such a bitch?
vampcrzy: Why do you ahve to be so...ugly?
tomanyvoices: Alice! Do it fast!
Angelface has signed on
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Why did we have to get on?
PuppyLove: I'm better looking than you!
vampcrzy: At least the Cullens can stand being around me, because I don't STINK!
Jazzfest has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
vampgod has signed on
tomanyvoices: You are all just in time!
PuppyLove: They only like you around so they can smell your blood!
vampcrzy: That doesn't even make any sence mutt!
Mr.Macho: SWEET!
Jazzefst: This is gonna get good
vampgod: Oh dear lord..
tomanyvoices: DING DING! ROUND 2!
vampcrzy: Hey, do you guys know what they call Jacob at his school?
Mr.Macho: DO TELL!
vampcrzy: Dead Dog.
Mr.Macho: HAHAHAHAHA
Jazzfest: It fits.
vampgod: I will get the braces and plaster ready..
tomanyvoices: This is too great
PuppyLove: Know what they call you Bella?
vampcrzy: no. Not that I really care.
PuppyLove: Klutztastic
Angelface: I think that the wedding is getting to Bella.
Mr.Macho: Okay pup, that was really stupid.
Jazzfest: Lame
vampgod: I have heard better
tomanyvoices: Okay. So we all know the dog can't come up with a good comeback to save his life.
vampcrzy: Emmett, don't tempt me. You're next for that little stunt you pulled with my CLOTHES! I can't leave my house until the lingerie is all gone!
PuppyLove: I still think that you should put some on and take a picture.
vampcrzy: Know why you're failing English pup?
Mr.macho: I am reallly sorry, Bella! But I am here for YOU!!
PuppyLove: rolls eyes Why?
vampcrzy: Because you're illiterate.
PuppyLove: That was...lame as hell. If I was illiterate, I wouldn't be able to read or write.
tomanyvoices: DING DING! ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3!
Angelface: Can I help the crazy human?
Mr.Macho: Do it.
vampcrzy: I'll start on you after Emmett.
mamabear: Are you...okay Bella?
vampcrzy: jacob, guess what?
puppylove: What?
vampcrzy: Yo' momma...
tomanyvoices: HAHAHAHAHAHA
puppylove: It wasn't taht funny Edward.
vampcrzy: I wasn't finished!
tomanyvoices: PLEASE! Continue!
vampcrzy: Yo' momma...oh that's right...you don't have one!
Mr.Macho: WOAH DAMN
PuppyLove: You guys suck.
PuppyLove has signed off
Mr.Macho: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazzfest: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
vampgod: Well..erm..okay.
tomanyvoices: WOOOO! hahahahahaah
vampcrzy: Emmett...
Mr.Macho: eep.
vampcrzy: Come out of the closet.
Mr.Macho: NEVERRRRRR!
vampcrzy: That was the joke, asshole.
Mr.Macho: I know...but I won't come out of the closet till Jazzy does.
icdafuture: jazz isn't gay. Farrrrrrrrrr from it.
vampcrzy: Emmett...
Mr.Macho: Yes, Bell-Bell
vampcrzy: How do you feel about Shakespeare?
Mr.Macho: Errr, is that the dude who discovered America?
vampcrzy: My point exactly. You are so dumb, you think that 90210 is your phone number!
Mr.Macho: It is! Isn't it?
icdafuture: Go back to school Emmett.
Mr.Macho: I have been...for the last 80 years of my life!
vampcrzy: Now I know why you belong with Rosalie.
vampcrzy: Baby? You there?
Angelface: Why does he belong with me?
tomanyvoices: Yes, love. I was just cracking up from this conversation
Mr.Macho: I'm offended. I am going back to my sanctuary.
Mr.Macho has signed off
vampcrzy: Your shallowness is overcome by his ignorance.
vampcrzy: Oh yeah. You're a blond. You don't know what those words mean.
tomanyvoices: Okay, Bella. I think I am coming over to your house to calm you down.
Jazzfest: WOWWWWWWWWWWW. that was enjoyable, But I am hungry. Alice care to join me?
icdafuture: I can't move because I'm laughing too hard.
vampcrzy: Oh, Edward. You come over here and you'll be next. bats eyelashes
tomanyvoices: Be there in a bit.
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampcrzy has signed off
Jazzfest: I am laughing to hard aswell Alice. Lets just go...HAHAHAHAHA
icdafuture has signed off
mamabear: Carlisle, Maybe we should go with Edward.
vampgod: Why?
mamabear: She'll get hurt somehow.
vampgod: Okay. I will bring my first aid kit :
mamabear: Bye Jazz.
mamabear has signed off.
angelface has signed off
vampgod: Bye Jasper, make sure nothing gets broken.
Jazzfest: Sure thing.
Jazzfest has signed off
Rebecca and I had so much fun writing these last two chapters. We were laughing so much!
DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THE BOOKS!