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Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Ten - I'm So Hood
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
IGotTheGun - Charlie
bellabmilife - Mike
vampcrzy has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
vampcrzy: What it do, broham? I sry 'bout the bitch thing yo. I was just droppin' it o' skool.
Mr.Macho: Gurlllllll, it be alll good. But wuts crackin' on yo side o' town?
vampcrzy: Not shyt! You know how I do.
Mr.Macho: Mayne, don' tell me, my lil sis been puttin a hurtin on all dem cracka jacks?
vampcrzy: Only dem losa types dat be lyke "yo mama watcha name is?"
Mr.Macho: Dats wen u gotta be a lyk " Bitch u don' kno me" and dey be all lyk "i don' kno u?" and u be all lyk "das right BITCH!" and den put da hurtin on dem
vampcrzy: Nah. I jus' b lyke..mayne my boo will kick yo' ass if you don't back up off me lyke dat.
Mr.Macho: Gurl, yo dude ain't gonna do shit. He be all lyk "Mayne dat be my gurl!" den u jump in all lyk " BICH BACK DA FUCK UP" ya kno wha i be sayin?
vampcrzy: True. True. Mayne...how yo' chick be? She still all like "bitch back up or I'll bust a cap in yo' ass"
Mr.Macho: Gurl, My gurl iz lyk, i don' know, but Mayne! she be all crazi an wha not! I mean, i luv muh gurl but sumtyms i jus gotta be all lyk "Step off meh" ya dig?
vampcrzy: Den why don't you be like "bitch please!" and drop her ass lyke a sacka potatoes an' be wit dem girls dat be lyke "Oh emmett you so handsome! Will you merrrrrrrrrry meh?"
Mr.Macho: Cuz i luv muh gurl! jus lyk u luv yur dude. ya know wat i am sayin' g?
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: What the Hell?
vampcrzy: Mayne. I luvs my boo. He my world n shit. You know how it be. Oh.Hey boo. Ma misses you. wink kiss
Mr.Macho: Well das good u luv ur dude, I mean, I feel da same way bout muh gurl Rose.
tomanyvoices: What are you two saying?!
vampcrzy: Mayne, ionno 'bout cho gurl doh. She be lyke chill one minute den da next she all like fidy on crack.
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: What am I missing?
tomanyvoices: I can barely understand Bella and Emmett..
Mr.Macho: Gurl, dats how ur dude iz! I mean one minute he be all lyk " Yeh dude, I will fightchu" even do it be all play fight an wat not, den da next minute he be all like "u mudder fucker i will kill u if u touch muh woman!" i don' understan' it
IGotTheGun has signed on
IGotTheGun: Why is my daughter talking like she hasn't had a good kindergarten education?
vampcrzy: Mayne. Dudes just be lyke dat doh. I mean, yeah. Us bitches be all up in yo' grill and den be lyke "whatchu talkin' bout i slept witcho mayne?"
tomanyvoices: Bella, love. Please stop talking like that.
IGotTheGun: Yeah Bells. You are not 'gangsta'
mamabear: We need to get them into rehab or something. This is really scaring me. It is a little entertaining. I wonder if Rose knows that they're talking about her.
vampcrzy: mayne! you don't know me!
Mr.Macho: Bitch! U don kno me!
vampcrzy: Yo' dis be lyke dat tyme on Tyler Perry's House of Paine. Oh my gah broham! It was all like "watchu jus' say to meh?"
Angelface has signed on
Angelface: Just kill them both and we'll be free of the insanity.
Mr.Macho: Gurl, i kno whachu be talkin bout! I mean is all like "Yeh!" An heyyy Boo
vampcrzy: i'm so HOOOOD! I wear my pants below my waist and I never dance when i'm up in dis place cuz you n yo' mayne is plannin' to hate!
Angelface: Stfu!
Mr.Macho: GOT MONEY! AND YOU KNOW IT! TAKE IT OUT CHO POCKET AND SHOW IT(then throw it!) LIKE..THIS A WAY!...THATTA WAY!...THIS A WAY!...THATTA WAY! GET MORE FROM ERRBODY YOU SEE THEN HANG OVER THE WALL OF THE V.I.P LIKE- Okay. Is Young Wayne on dem hoes, a.k.a Mr.Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes
tomanyvoices: INTERVENTION TIME!
mamabear: Where is Carlisle when you need him?
icdafuture: I've been invisible this whole time and I'm laughing so hard.
vampcrzy: You can't hold me down!
Mr.Macho: I will never go!
vampcrzy: Way to be hood broham. Lets get dem glocks and be lyke I shoot dis place up!
Mr.Macho: An yell BITCH U DON' KNO ME!
vampcrzy: I got money in da bank. Shawty whatchu drank?
Mr.Macho: Mayne. I can' think of a song.
vampcrzy: Wher dey go?
tomanyvoices: Which one of you started this?
vampcrzy: I did boo.
IGotTheGun: I am worried about you and Emmett, Bells. I need to go back to work
IGotTheGun has signed off
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: MAYNE! I be feelin' xtra ghetto today.
vampcrzy: Mayne. I know how you feel broham!
Mr.Macho: Welcom to da club my bradda!
vampcrzy: Boo? You der boo? I miss you. I wanna kiss you. I wanna take you down. Really wanna take you down. Show you what I'm about.
icdafuture: Edward, I may join them. This seems fun.
tomanyvoices: I don't know...the temptation is killing me.
icdafuture: You don't even know what they're saying though!
tomanyvoices: Do you?
icdafuture: Of course I do. Which is what makes this funny!
tomanyvoices: Fine.
tomanyvoices has gone away
icdafuture: So you leave me here with the idiots?!
vampcrzy: Bitch please!
Mr.Macho: BITCH U DON' KNO ME!
Jazzfest: I'll pop a cap in yo ass!
vampcrzy: yeah bitch. Back the fu...
icdafuture: Girl You best shutcho mouth!
vampcrzy: Daymnnn. Dinnit c dat comin' at meh
Mr.Macho: Dayum! Dat wuz unxpected cuz
icdafuture: Now don't me me go country on y'alls ass. I'll shoot the lot of yeh.
vampcrzy: Mayne. Don't pay no daymn attention to da newbie. She 'ont know shyyyyyt.
Jazzfest: Alice, u bes be steppin outta hur. U can' do dis shyt
icdafuture: Don't make me take out my twelve-gauge here. I shoot you. I ain't playin' with you boy!
Mr.Macho: DAYUMMMMMMMMMM
Jazzfest: I ain't scurred of yo' guns
vampcrzy: What my boo's away message says?
icdafuture: I'll go ghetto on your ass.
Jazzfest: It says "To ghetto. Way too ghetto. I need old-fashioned-ness"
Mr.Macho: MAYNE HE BE SOFTTT!
vampcrzy: Awh. I miss my boo. He needa come back here and gimme some dis.
icdafuture: You are such a virgin.
Mr.Macho: Err, Bella. We can stop talking ghetto now...I was getting confused in my words
Jazzfest: Yeah same here Bella...
vampcrzy: You bitches is too soft fuh meh.
icdafuture: STOP IT ALREADY!
vampcrzy: Fine! Damn. I was just ahving some fun.
Mr.Macho: We were too, but I didn't know if I was talking using norml sentences. I got confluzzled
vampcrzy: You get confused too easily. someone tell Edward to get back online.
tomanyvoices has returned
tomanyvoices: Can I understand you guys now?
vampcrzy: hey baby. I missed you while you were away.
tomanyvoices: I missed you while you weren't acting like yourself. Have to much caffine today or something?
vampcrzy: Nope. I'm just happy. Tomorrow is the wedding!
tomanyvoices: WOAH DAMN! I totally forgot the date!
vampcrzy: Your fiancee is ready for you.
tomanyvoices: Wow! You said fiancee! But how does Mrs.Cullen sound?
vampcrzy: I think I'm ready.
Mr.Macho: I am outta here.
Jazzfest: Ditto.
Mr.Macho has signed off
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture: Didn't see that one coming. oO
tomanyvoices: Bella! This is fantastic!
vampcrzy: Why, Eddie?
icdafuture has signed off
tomanyvoices: Because, you have gotten over the word fiancee, and Mrs. I am so happy!
vampcrzy: I think that is why I'm acting like this. It feels good.
tomanyvoices: It does. And you have no idea how excited I am
vampcrzy: Well tell me how excited you are!
tomanyvoices: I can't even explain! To have you for myself is the best feeling in the world
vampcrzy: I'm not yours yet. P
tomanyvoices: But tomorrow you will be :D
vampcrzy: But that is another 12 hours away, my Edward.
tomanyvoices: Well what should we do to pass the time?
vampcrzy: You won't do what I want to do. :
tomanyvoices: No I won't. But I will gladly come over and just be with you
vampcrzy: Grr. OME!
tomanyvoices: Whats wrong, love?
vampcrzy: I'm crying. (
tomanyvoices: Why?
vampcrzy: I'm...emotional. I've got a lot of stuff going on. I mean...the wedding is tomorrow and the party tonight and charlie thinks i need help after today and you think i'm crazy and Jacob hasn't called me back yet and...its just a lot.
tomanyvoices: Would you like me to comeand comfort you?
vampcrzy: You think I'm crazy!
tomanyvoices: No I don't. I was deeply entertained actually
vampcrzy: But you said I was too ghetto.
tomanyvoices: But now I understand you were in a good mood. I was confused at first as to why you were acting like that
vampcrzy: I act all sorts of weird. I thought that is why you loved me. I did fall out of my chair a couple of times. I have a headache.
tomanyvoices: I do love you. And I am coming over.
vampcrzy: I love you Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!
tomanyvoices: I love you Isabella Marie Swan!
vampcrzy: WRONG!
tomanyvoices: Did I forget to add Cullen?
vampcrazy: In a way, yes. You said Swan not Cullen
tomanyvoices: I am sorry, love.
vampcrzy: Fix it before I go ghetto again!
tomanyvoices: I love you Isabella marie Cullen
vampcrzy: Thank you. I'll see you soon, my fiancee.
tomanyvoices: I will see you soon, my soon-to-be wife xD
vampcrzy: Should I just meet you at the hospital?
tomanyvoices: Why would you be at the hospital?
vampcrzy: I fell out of my chair again and hit my head on the desk.
tomanyvoices: Oh dear. Okay I will beat you to the hospital.
vampcrzy: i can't make it out of the house. The blood!!
tomanyvoices: I will be there in 5 minutes.
vampcrzy: Hurry!
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampcrzy: YAH BITCH YAH!
vampcrzy has signed off