We had a little bit of trouble with this chapter. Actually, my computer did. Anyways, we hope that you enjoy our randomness, because it just gets better as the conversations go on. You'll see why. One of these days.
disclaimer: Becca. Lil. No. Owns. Saga. Thank you.
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Eleven - Wedding Crashers
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
IGotTheGun - Charlie
bellabmilife - Mike
squirtgrl has signed on
ARTICHOKIEE has signed on
squirtgrl: I can't believe that they didn't invite us!
ARTICHOKIEE: I know! I think we should crash it.
squirtgrl: think Jacob would want to help?
ARTICHOKIEE: Probably.
puppylove has signed on
puppylove: Hello demons.
ARTICHOKIEE: Whad up homie g?
puppylove: What the hell?
squirtgrl: So, do you think that you would want to help us crash a wedding.
ARTICHOKIEE: We want to go to Edward and Bella's wedding. Because they were RUDE and didn't invite us! grrrr. Oh and wait till there honeymoon. Mwahahahaha
squirtgrl: Please will you help?
puppylove: I like the way you think ladies.
ARTICHOKIEE: You'd better.
puppylove: I'm in.
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. Jake, I know you got an invite. What time do you think we should show up?
puppylove: Soon.
ARTICHOKIEE: And for the reception. Shall we cause drunken mischeif...even though we aren't old enough to drink?
squirtgrl: I'm getting on my cell phone and then I'll pick Rebecca up and then we'll head over to the wedding. Ooo. We shall. I could so do this. D
squirtgrl has signed off
puppylove: What's got her panties in a bunch?
ARTICHOKIEE: Mwahahah, And I will get on my cell phone as well. And nothing, we just want to get Edward and Bella back for not inviting us. Talk to you in a bit!
squirtgrl has signed on
squirtgrl: I'm back now.
ARTICHOKIEE: Same here. (: Les get dis party startedddddd! mwahahah
squirtgrl: Feeling ghetto again?
puppylove: I will se you girls there? Where will you sit?
ARTICHOKIEE: Maybe I am Lil (: And We should try and get in the back or something. So they won't know at first.
puppylove: I have to sit in the back because of Billy anyways.
ARTICHOKIEE: So, Should we sit next to you?
puppylove: if you want to.
squirtgrl: I luff you Jacob.
ARTICHOKIEE: I love Edwar and Emmett more, but I am learning to tolerate you. Now. As for the reception...
puppylove: CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. While you eat cake...Lil, We should try and dance with Edward and Emmett. Like literally...stepping in. Mwahahaha.
puppylove: I meant throwing it.
squirtgrl: Who do you call first?
ARTICHOKIEE: GHOST BUSTERS!...erm, no. Uhm. Edward. Mwahahah, and Jake I like that idea. A FOOD FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
puppylove: Oh yeah!
squirtgrl: I'm here Becca. Hurry to the car!
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay I will be right out, I am already on my cell phone so I don't have to sign off Anyway, I want Bella REALLLY mad. So. How about we throw every piece of food our hand touches?
puppylove: Okay. She's still pissed off at me. Its annoying.
squirtgrl: We both have to dance with our savior!
ARTICHOKIEE: Oh we know Jake. But don't worry. This is gonna be fun. And who? God and Jesus? Mwahaha, we can switch.
squirtgrl: I meant Jacob.
puppylove: As long as I get to dance with Bella. :
ARTICHOKIEE: Oh. Well okay, thats good to. And Jake we will give you the chance to dance with her, And right after that we start the food fight. -evil grin-
squirtgrl: I think that we're almost at the house.
puppylove: I'll be right back.
puppylove has signed off
ARTICHOKIEE: Should we tell him the honeymoon plans?
squirtgrl: Nope.
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. Good. All he knows is that something is happening during the honeymoon and thats it. Do you have any other ideas that we can do?
squirtgrl: We're sitting right next to each other. Why aren't we talking about this. I mean, I AM driving here!
puppylove has signed on
puppylove: I'll be at the house in about 3 minutes.
ARTICHOKIEE: Well, Liliana, This is more fun. How long till we are at the house?
squirtgrl: We're about to turn in right now. We beat you Jake!
ARTICHOKIEE: MWAHAHAH. See in in a bit Jake!
puppylove: You guys in a green mazda?
squirtgrl: Would I ride in anything different?
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah we are in the green Mazda
puppylove: I love your car.
squirtgrl: Thanks. We're going in now.
ARTICHOKIEE: Yes, wow. quite a turn out...
puppylove: You're telling me.
icdafuture: If Bella and Edward know that you guys are here...they'll flip.
ARTICHOKIEE: Heyy Alice! And we know..wait, have you been on the whole time?
icdafuture: Nope. Just signed on.
puppylove: Hi leech.
icdafuture: Dog.
ARTICHOKIEE: Oh, Didn't notice that... By the way Alice. The wedding is beautiful!
icdafuture: Thank you so much.
squirtgrl: Glorious.
Puppylove: WEDDING IS STARTING!
ARTICHOKIEE: mwahahahaha
vampcrzy: Why are you guys sending messages to my phone during my wedding?
ARTICHOKIEE: Don't talk to us! Go get married!
vampcrzy: What if I don't want to?
ARTICHOKIEE: Then your being a meany head.
icdafuture: Don't let Edward see that.
ARTICHOKIEE: Weddings starting! We will talk in the reception.
squirtgrl: I can't believe that I'm saying this...but Bella looks...hott.
ARTICHOKIE: She looks beautiful, I will give her that.
puppylove: drool
ARTICHOKIEE: -slaps Jake in the back of the head- Snap out of it.
puppylove: I...wow...beautiful...duhhhhhh
ARTICHOKIEE: WOAH DAMN! We have been spotted!
squirtgrl: Edward?
ARTICHOKIEE: And Bella.
squirtgrl: Yipe!
ARTICHOKIEE: Woo, I didn't realize they would see us so quickly. This is gonna be a good reception.
puppylove: I think Alice is still on.
ARTICHOKIEE: Alice?
squirtgrl: i think we're safe.
ARTICHOKIEE: I hope so. Haha
puppylove: I'm worried. I don't like the look on Edward's face.
ARTICHOKIEE: That means this will get good.
squirtgrl: I agree with Jacob. Edward looks pissed.
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah...he does. Hmmm...
squirtgrl: Uh oh!
ARTICHOKIEE: I am slighty...terrified!
puppylove: Maybe we should...leave...
ARTICHOKIEE: NO! I want a dance with Edward and Emmett. Then we could leave...Okay. I won't dance with Edward. He might rip me to shreds..but still
squirtgrl: We should at least leave a few minutes before they kiss...dammit! too late.
ARTICHOKIEE: dun dun dun daaaaaaaaa. Well guys. We lived a nice life. Might as well make it more fun.
squirtgrl: True dat sistah gurl.
puppylove: Um...I think I imprinted on your car Lil.
ARTICHOKIEE: Well. Thats interesting, Jake.
puppylove: That or one of you. I can't decide.
squirtgrl: Crack whore.
ARTICHOKIEE: Who, Lil?
squirtgrl: Jacob. XD
ARTICHOKIEE: Ahh.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: You two should leave.
squirtgrl: No.
ARTICHOKIEE: I don't wanna.
tomanyvoices: You crashed my wedding.
squirtgrl: Not yet my love. Not yet.
puppylove: maybe he's right girls...
ARTICHOKIEE: Jake! Who's side are you on?!
puppylove: Yours and Lils.
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. Then we are staying for a little bit.
tomanyvoices: LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
squirtgrl: Only if you kiss me.
ARTICHOKIEE: I would leave if Edward and Emmett kiss me. mwahahah
pupplove: What if iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kissed you
vampcrzy: I'm going to murder both of you bitches!
ARTICHOKIEE: Excuse me, Jake? OHHHH. Temper Temper, Bella!
puppylove: I'm sorry bella. I have bad news.
squirtgrl: He imprinted...
ARTICHOKIEE: WHo did you imprint on?
puppylove: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
squirtgrl: Dammit, and I'm still alone.
vampcrzy: Okay, I'm going tot he back yard. Oh, and you can have Mike...
ARTICHOKIEE: Dammit.
vampcrzy: I think you guys are too funny.
squirtgrl: Did she really just say that? o-O
ARTICHOKIEE: I think she just did. That was weird...
puppylove: Rebecca...
squirtgrl: Okay! Plan time! First dance! joink Emmett is mine!
ARTICHOIEE: Yes, Jacob? And I will dance with both of you! Mwahahah
puppylove: don't leave me...
ARTICHOKIEE: -shudders-
puppylove: What is wrong, my Rebecca?
ARTICHOKIEE: I AM NOT YOUR REBECCAAAA!!
puppylove: You are.
squirtgrl: I want cakeeeeeeee.
ARTICHOKIEE: I do too. And I am kinda creeped out.
tomanyvoices: Haha, you deserve it.
Mr.macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: Dayum! It be da 2 demuns Eddie-boi hatz so much! Whud up gurlllllllllls?!
squirtgrl: Hey boo! Did you like dancing with me?
vampcrzy: Yo. It aint jus my boo dat be hatin'. Ayt?
ARTICHOKIEE: Bitch. U DON' KNO ME! I wryt boutcho.
squirtgrl: Wow. Just wow.
puppylove: You are so hot when you talk ghetto. drool
vampcrzy: Bitch I myt be!
ARTICHOKIEE: Jake, shutcho mouth! I don' want u lyk dat! N Bitch. U jus plain trippin'.
squirtgrl: And I just thought I was weird.
ARTICHOKIEE: Lil. U be trippin. U kno u wanna b ghetto lyk us
Mr.Macho: Ryte On! And Gurlz, ur idea of crashin da weddin was awsum
squirtgrl: You really think so? Thanks Em. wink
vampcrzy: mayne. i think ima actually start lykin des hoes. holla at one of 'em broham.
ARTICHOKIEE: Gurl, u kno u gotta luv us.
Mr.Macho: Dayummmmmmmm
tomanyvoices: I am worried.
squirtgrl: You're not the only one.
puppylove: I love you my Artichoke.
vampcrzy: Nah. Fah rel doh. You should get at one of 'em brah.
ARTICHOKIEE: Jake, Dude, don' cal me Artichoke. Only muh gurl Lil can call me dat. And Bell, furreal?
Mr.Macho: Dayum, I jus wanna yell "BITCH U DON' KNO ME"
vampcrzy: ferreal.
squirtgrl: Are you trying to say Pharell? EMMETT MARRY ME!
puppylove: -puts hands on Rebecca's waist- You are so beautiful.
ARTICHOKIEE: Yo broham, don' touch me!
Mr.Macho: Dog, you best be steppin!
vampcrzy: Seriously Jake. leave. You're not welcome here anymore.
squirtgrl: Don't make me kick your ass mutt.
tomanyvoices: Leave, right now. Dog.
vampcrzy: You're ruining the love. And you're pissing off one of my new...friends.
puppylove: I don't think I will.
squirtgrl: I will hurt you so bad Jacob, its not even funny.
ARTICHOKIEE: Leaveeeeeeeeeeeee!
tomanyvoices: Right now!
Mr.Macho: Or else. dun dun dunnnnn!
puppylove: You guys don't control me. And I want to be with the love of my life.
squirtgrl: -growls- This is it! Yo' someone hold my earrings!
ARTICHOKIEE: I will take your shoes too! Just get him away from me!
Mr.Macho: GO! GO! GO! GO!
puppylove: eep!
vampcrzy: I'm going to get everyone else on!
squirtgrl: Come dog. Sit. Stay.
Jazzfest has signed on
vampgod has signed on
angelface has signed on
icdafuture has signed on
angelface: Why did I have to sign on?
icdafuture: OOO. Lil is fighting the dog!
Mr.macho: The dog imprinted on our little buddies/demons Rebecca, Rebecca got all creeped out and Lil got pissed. Now she is fighting with the mutt.
vampgod: I will get the bandages and plaster
angelface: Wow. She's...really...good.
vampcrzy: I wish I could do that...
tomanyvoices: Oh damn. That has to hurt
icdafuture: I know who wins!
Mr.Macho: Who?! WHO WINSSSSS
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Why did I just hear glass breaking in the kitchen?
icdafuture: Guess!
Mr.macho: Please tell me Liliana puts the mutt to shame!
ARTICHOKIEE: I wanna help Lil!
icdafuture: She wins at the cost of a broken left arm.
vampcrzy: Stay and watch with us.
angelface: Sorry Esme. Lil and Jacob are fighting. She's putting him to shame.
ARTICHOKIEE: Fine I will stay. But I am not happy.
Mr.Macho: WOOO! Go Lil!
tomanyvoices: Wow. This is good.
vampgod: Hm. I need plaster and braces...
vampcrzy: Edward, do you like them now?
mamabear: I'm going to shoot whoever broke my window!
tomanyvoices: I guess I can tolerate them. Even though they will always be demons.
Mr.macho: It was Jacob who broke your window Esme!
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah it was him! I saw him do it!
icdafuture: He threw Lil through it. I wonder how she's still able to move. Is she super or something?
mamabear: Where is that gun of mine?
angelface: ooooo. Esme is mad!! Mad Mama on the loose!
ARTICHOKIEE: WOO! Shoot Jacob.
mamabear has signed off
icdafuture: Does mad mama scare anyone else?
tomanyvoices: This
Mr.macho: Is
Jazzfest: Too
vampgod: Great
vampcrzy: I
angelface: Love
icdafuture: HER!
ARTICHOKIEE: Who? Lil or Esme?
vampcrzy: both!
ARTICHOKIEE: Yep. They are awesome
puppylove: OH MY GOD! YOU WOMEN ARE CRAZY! I'M OUT OF HERE!?
squirtgrl: And stay out! Ow. Carlisle?
ARTICHOKIEE: Thank you so much Lil!
vampgod: Yes, Lil?
squirtgrl: You're welcome. Can you fix me up? I'm in pain.
vampcrzy: You're
angelface: My
icdafuture: HERO!
vampgod: Of course I will, just meet me in the kitchen
squirtgrl: Thanks.
Angelface: Wow. that was great. I'm leaving now. Emmett lets go hunting.
Angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho: Bye Lil and Rebecca, talk to you two later.
ARTICHOKIEE: Bye Emmett!
Mr.Macho has signed off
icdafuture: I'm shocked at you Edward.
vampcrzy: Lets go dance, Mr. Cullen.
tomanyvoices: Why are you shocked, Alice?
icdafuture: You admitted that you liked them...
tomanyvoices: Oh well. I am gonna go dance with my wife.
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture: Jazz...we're alone...for the most part.
ARTICHOKIEE: Bye Alice and Jasper!
ARTICHOKIEE has signed off
icdafuture: Lil, Rebecca is at the car. Bye.
squirtgrl has signed off
Jazzfest: NOW we are alone. I just feel bad for those two..for some reason...
icdafuture: Why is that, Jazzy?
Jazzfest: Well, Jake imprinted on Rebecca and she is basically creeped out. And Lil got a broken arm out of the whole deal
icdafuture: But they're really good friends. Are you telling me that you wouldn't do that for Edward or Emmett?
Jazzfest: I would, and they are good friends, but Emmett and Edward have super human strength. They can handle themselves. And Edward can protect Bella, you and Rose have that strngth also. Rebecca and Lil get hurt more easily
icdafuture: I meant if we weren't superhuman.
Jazzfest: Oh, well then yeah I would do the same thing
icdafuture: Exactly! Hey Jazzy baby...
Jazzfest: yes dear?
icdafuture: Esme is running after Jacob. Carlisle is trying to catch her. Edward and Bella are dancing and entertaining the guests. Emmett and Rose are hunting.
Jazzfest: I see where you are going with this. I will beat you to the room
icdafuture: No you won't!
icdafuture has signed off
Jazzfest: She's feisty. And I like it.
Jazzfest has signed off