Author's Notes:
A Boy and His Apple.
Coming Soon.
Fix: I had a dream. A dream wherein I could type what I wanted, when I wanted…
Kaz: I had diarrhea… I ached where I didn't wanted…
Fix: Geez. Is this what food does to people? If so, then I guess Zero's right.
Kaz: …Uh…Food is evil…?
Fix: No, Ichiru is evil. AND HE'S HERE!
Kaz: I could tell you can barely wait so--
Fix: LET THE KANZE LOVE PREVAIL--- AND BE DISRUPTED BY SWEET, SWEET KIRYUUCEST!!!!!!! :D
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"Ichiru…?"
"Zero!"
"Ichiru…"
"Zero!"
"Ichiru."
"Zero!"
"…Ichiru…"
"Zero!"
"…" Zero sighed. It seemed there was only one way he would be able to get through to his brother. " 'Ru."
"Yes?"
Another voice piped in (one that does not like being ignored), "What the hell are you doing in Cross Academy??"
Ichiru Kiryuu looked behind his brother, only to find--- "Kuran! What are you doing riding with my brother?" he asked, glare almost as fearsome as his brother's.
Kaname shrugged, "Riding with your brother..?"
"…Is this what you've fallen to, Zero?... I thought you swore never to let a pure blood touch you, ever again." His younger twin's lilac gaze bore into Zero, that he didn't notice the pair of arms that had tightened their hold around him.
"In case you were never informed, Zero and I are now on better terms than before. And about the whole 'touching a pureblood' thing… I think it's the pot calling the kettle black." Kaname smirked.
The younger Kiryuu raised an eyebrow. Then, a lazy grin came upon his face. Urging his horse forward, so that he and Zero were now less than arm's length apart, he spoke to the pure blood.
"Better terms, huh?"
A black gloved hand crept up the side of Zero's face, to play with some loose strands of fine silver hair, while he drew his face closer to his brother's.
"Is that true… Nii-sama?" Ichiru whispered.
Kaname could not hold back the (-otherwise effeminate-) gasp at such…a display of affection. Nevertheless, his grip did not loosen.
Finally, it seemed that the vampire hunter had found his voice again. Zero took a deep breath and pulled Ichiru's hand away from his face. Not letting go, he asks, "'Ru, what are you doing here? Toga told me you were in Shiramine, on an assignment."
"I finished things up so I can be here with you." Ichiru smiled sweetly and intertwined their fingers, after which he stuck his tongue out at the pure blood.
Kaname kicked White Lily's side and sent the poor horse running at least 200 miles per hour. The brunette could not help sticking his tongue out as well as they sped faster and faster away from the 'source of all evil'.
Ichiru frowned at this, and pulled on his horse's reigns, "C'mon Black Peony, I won't let that pure blood get away with taking my Zero."
And with that, the chase had begun.
(back at the Moon Dorms)
(script form, rolls! Everyone's back at the lounge, in their initial positions, save for Kaname and Zero-- as they are yet to arrive, Akatsuki Kain-dono is alone on the three seater)
Fix: Let's continue.
Kaz: First question… What were your first impressions of Zero?
Ichijou: I thought he was adorable (smile). And very dangerous, too. I like him.
Shiki: At first, I thought he was harmless. Now…he's a threat. (takes out a list and scribbles something down)
Kain: … I thought… he was a person whose ire should not be drawn. Like Taku-- I mean, Ichijou-senpai said.
Shiki: … (looks suspiciously at Kain) What was that you almost said..?
Fix: Moving on! Aidou, what about you?
Aidou: I don't like him that much. He's bratty.
Fix: Look who's talking. Brat. Baby Brat. Baby Blue Boy Brat.
(sometime in the middle of those names, Aidou had covered his ears with his hands and began chanting 'NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA-CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING - NANANANANANANANANANA…')
Ichijou: Come now, Aidou. You're only proving her right, you know.
Aidou: (blinks) … Oh. (sits back down)
Fix: That's ok. You're a brat, I'm a parasite. You get used to it. Next question! … … … … … … … If you weren't with the person you're with right now, who would you want to be with? And why?
Kaz: I WANT TO BE WIT KANAME-CHAMA!
Fix: And I want to be with all the money in the world. But it's not happening. Get your goldfish-butt back here! (pulling Kaz to her real seat)
Shiki: No way in hell am I going to replace Ichijou.
Aidou: … … … (twitch)
Fix: COME OHN! It's theoretical. Never gonna happen.
Shiki: (seemingly pondering on the thought) …Nope, can't think about it.
Fix: Fidelity, thy name is Senri Shiki.
Shiki: Yep. That's my name. I'm loyal because I know that Ichijou will also be…
Ichijou: Theoretical, you say?
Shiki: O.O
Ichijou: Well, if it's theoretical, I see no reason to ignore it. After all, as you said, it would never happen. (sparkles) I'd never let Shiki leave me.
Shiki: I…sense a tone of disappointment.
Ichijou: You do? … If ever, I would probably go with Kain-kun…
Aidou: (gasp-eth)
Shiki: ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Ichijou: Come now, Shiki. Back to my answer, I already like Kain-kun well enough, he's nice and listens to me very well. Though he's probably more troublesome than Shiki is… (smile) Is that enough reason?
Shiki: (stares down at his hand as it opens and closes) … … … Well, it was just theoretical. … … … (curls into a ball)
Ichijou: (looks) Are you saying you'd willingly let go of me?
Shiki: …………………. I don't hold anything anyway. Not you, not anyone.
Ichijou: (pulls on his cravat, to show Shiki's marks on his neck) You don't, do you?
Shiki: (looks up)……………………………… …. … … … … I want a cookie.
Ichijou: I'll make you some if you say you won't ever let go of me… (smile)
Shiki: … If you say you won't let me go… … … …
Ichijou:…
Shiki: (stands up and stretches) Man, you guys will ask just about anything, will you? (looks at the general direction of the two girls)
Fix: … If I killed Ichiou, what would you do?
Shiki: I'd kill him before you do. (goes to the general direction of the kitchen) Later.
Fix: (pouts) I'LL KILL 'IM! ………………………… Akatsuki-dono? Your answer?
Kain: (glances at general direction of the kitchen) … Are you sure I can answer that?
Kaz: (biting the end of her hanky) Uh-huh.
Kain: … Ichijou-senpai, I guess. He's interesting, and I haven't figured him out yet. (glances at Ichijou)
Kaz: wow. I'm glad Shiki's out for the moment.
(muffled sounds from outside the door)
Fix: The hell? (déjà vu)
Kaz: The noises seem familiar….
(the door bursts open, with Kaname, Zero, and Ichiru in tow)
Fix: (gasp-eth) ICHIRU!!!!
Ichiru: (looks) …?
Fix: … I'm the one you talked to on the phone. You know, the Informant. Nice to finally meet you, you're our best customer as of yet.
Ichiru: oh. Thanks for the tip. …Now, where was I…? Oh yea..- I KNEW HIM BEFORE YOU DID!
Kaname: You lied to him, betrayed him, and left him for dead!
Ichiru: I did NOT leave him for dead! I left him so he can get stronger!!
Kaname: How do you expect him to get stronger if his precious younger twin isn't by his side?!
Ichiru: (smirk) You just called me his 'precious younger twin'…
Kaname: (indignant gasp)
Zero: I'm leaving if you two won't stop arguing like children.
Ichiru and Kaname: (shuts up and takes their seats)
Fix: Kaname, Ichiru, what were YOUR first impressions of the sex-god that is Zero Kiryuu?
Ichiru: The first time I saw him, which was a few moments after we were born, I wanted to become a part of him. Forever.
Kaname: I thought he looked like a delinquent. A cunning, problematic yet pragmatic, vulnerable delinquent. And now, I think he's mine.
Zero: ………………………………………
Fix: That's great. Kaz, next question.
Kaz: Is there any sport that you enjoy?
Aidou: table tennis.
Kaz: wimpy.
Aidou: HEY!
Kaz: NEXT!!
Ichijou: Fencing, Kendo, any type of sport that uses a sword--any sword--as a weapon.
Kain: … (looks to the side) Must I answer?
Kaz: …yesh. So we'll know how you got so………so………….utterly Kain.
Kain: … drag racing.
Kaz: kewl. And you, Zero?
Zero: (rolls his eyes) vampire hunting, of course…
Kaname: You're so good at it you've even caught me. (sexy smirk)
Ichiru: (glares, then smirks, and wraps his arms around Zero) He doesn't have to go through that much trouble with me, we were born to be together…
Kaname: Doesn't that say you weren't worth much fighting and therefore worth less than me?
Ichiru: After the chase, he'd get tired of keeping his prey, wouldn't you think? … and when he does get tired… (nuzzles his head against Zero's) I'll be there to make sure he rests properly, right Zero?
Kaname: (pulls Zero away) He won't get much rest with a person like you around.
Ichiru: (pulls Zero back) I know everything about my brother's body…
Fix: Really? What does he taste like, then? (blinkity-blinkity-blink)
Kaz: Taste like…? …………… Like…stwawbewwy…?
Ichiru: No, Zero tastes more like….. hmm…. Vanilla, with a hint of wine. (smirk)
Kaname: O.O
Zero: I-I-Ichiru!!!
Fix: Vanilla? Wine? How decadent! ………………… HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Zero: We used to share spoons before.
Ichiru: And our father had a weird sense of what 'brotherly love' meant. (smirk) We were each other's first kiss…
Kaz: O.O
Fix: O.O … O kyaa!
Kaname: ………(clutches at his chest in a very realistic 'heart attack' pose)
Fix: … … … … … … … … NEXT QUESTION.
Kaz: But we never knew Kaname and Ichiru's answers!
Kaname and Ichiru: (glaring vehemently at each other) Zero-hunting.
Kaz: Oh. Kay. I'm satisfied.
Fix: … … … Would you rather be a widow or a divorcee?
Aidou: A widow…probably. It's…better to stick to one person till the end.
Fix: How noble. How pure. How… cute.
Kain: Divorcee.
Kaz: Dare I ask why?
Kain: (level look) Revenge is sweeter, that way.
Kaz: O.O I never knew you could possess such…evil. I'm impressed.
Fix: (wants to throw herself at Akatsuki-dono's feet but can't) Sugoi!
Kain: If such a marriage would warrant a choice, I'd rather dispense justice myself. (shrug) 'Sides, I've seen too many coffins than is healthy.
Kaz: Ahh………sou. I see your point.
Ichijou: I agree with Kain-kun. Revenge is best served by a divorcee on a cod streak.
Shiki: (returns from the kitchen, hugging a cookie jar) (makes a quick scan of the lounge room) I see we've gotten a bit crowded…
Ichijou: (smiles) Welcome back.
Shiki: (uh…smiles back) (takes his seat) What did I miss?
Fix: Love and War!
Shiki: Oh. Not much then.
Ichijou: (hugs Shiki) Can I have one?
Shiki: (acting very docile) (takes a cookie from the jar) Here you go.
Ichijou: (bite) Thanks.
Fix: Zero? Kaname? Ichiru?
Zero: Widow. Definitely widow.
Ichiru: So you can have an affair with me?
Zero: What?
Ichiru: Neither. I choose to be with Zero forever.
Kaname: Widow.
Fix: … Expected. Shiki, do you take Ichijou as your lawfully wedded husband?
Shiki: … Why the topic change all of a sudden?
Fix: Would you rather have him die, then?
Shiki: If he won't be happy with me…
Ichijou: (stands up) I just remembered, there's some paperwork that Kaname hasn't finished yet. I should get back to work, I hope you don't mind.
Kaname: You finished all my work up until next year.
Ichijou: for the Council, no. Grandfather sent you a bunch of documents a while ago.
Kaname: You mean the ones I incinerated…?
Ichijou: … You didn't.
Kaname: yes, yes I did.
Ichijou: Those were… … … … the love letters from last week. Yes, I left them out for Aidou to throw into the burner.
Kaname: … … … (shrug) Either way, there's no reason for you to leave so abruptly.
Ichijou: (smiles) Would you rather that YOU do them?
Kaname: (cringes a bit) … …
Shiki: (tugs at the side of Ichijou's pants)
Ichijou: (looks) Yes…?
Shiki: Don't go. I'll stop being emo.
Ichijou: … … … … … … I really do have work to do…
Shiki: … … … (lets go)
(silence)
Ichijou: (walks out)
Shiki: … … … … …
Kain: (sigh, walks towards the door, looks back at Shiki) Ichijou-senpai's my friend. If you're not going to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid, then I will.
Shiki: … … … (stands up, goes to Ichijou and hugs him) It's just that…whenever I have something…I always lose it one way or another. I thought that it was going to happen all over again.
Ichijou: … … … … … … … but I told you I'd never let you go… …. … … never let you let go of me…
Shiki: … … … (hugs him tighter) I believe you.
(silence…)
Fix: … … … … … … … … … … … … Is everything alright now?
Kaz: …I guess so… GAH! INTERVIEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Fix: uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uuhhhh…………………….. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU???????!!!!
Kaz: That sounds like an insult.
Aidou: A squirrel!!!
Kain: … mountain lion.
Zero: … … … An abomination…?
Kaname and Ichiru: NO! YOU'RE NOT AN ABOMINATION!
Ichiru: You're--
Kaname: --a puppy!
Zero: (pales) a what?
Fix: Now THAT was an insult. And it's true.
Kaname: I didn't mean it in an insulting way.
Ichiru: You're just too adorable, Zero… Sorry… (kisses Zero's cheek)
Kaname: Oh no you don't! (kisses Zeros' other cheek)
(flash)
Fix: Evidence. … (smirk) Now I have OTHER fantasies.
Kaz: ...Shiki…? Ichijou…? Are you guys in the right frame of mind to answer now?
Ichijou: …(opens his mouth to answer when--)
Kaname: Lynx! She-wolf! Tigress! O.O (hyperventilating)
Kaz: …uh…choose from the mentioned animals…?
Ichijou: (glancing concernedly at Kaname) …uhm… Lynx, I guess. What made you say that, though?
Kaname: … Simple. I work under your… … …
Aidou: Unrelenting gaze?
Kain: Unwavering command?
Shiki: …Tyranny…?
Kaname: All of the above.
Ichijou: (pout) I'm not merciless.
Kaname: …Yes…yes, you are…
Ichijou: If I was merciless, why would we have these? (snaps his fingers, suddenly, Aidou stands up and opens a closet… filled with papers… and papers… and a picture of Zero… and a bow and arrow set…)
Kaname:… O.O …precisely.
Ichiru: Stalker.
Kaname: Abuser.
Ichiru: Dominatrix.
Kaname: Molester.
Ichiru: Selfish brat.
Kaname: Twisted fiend.
Ichiru: Demonic spawn of hell.
Kaname: Merciless Hunters' dog.
Ichiru: Evil incarnated in the form of a seducer.
Kaname: The devil in the cheap imitation of the tastiest man alive.
Ichiru: That's… that's… (twitch) Where do you get off referring to my brother like he's a piece of grade-A steak?!
Kaname: You just never thought of it first!! Ha!
Zero: (stands up abruptly) I'm leaving. (glare) If I'm gonna be treated like I'm a piece of meat up for auction, I'm not going to stand for it. (looks at the girls) Just… ask Ichiru whatever you want to ask me, he knows me. (begins to walk towards the window)
Kaname: Zero!! … … I'll stop it if you stay. I don't know about…him though…
Ichiru: Fine. I'll stop it as well. (glares at Kaname) It's not worth my breath. (pats the seat next to him) Sit here, Zero…
Kaname: (looks like he wants to say something smart… but shuts his mouth instead)
Zero: (walks back… and pats Kaz' head) Can I sit here, instead?
Kaz: (looking all docile) No. Now sit over there where you belong.
Fix: Sorry Zero. (smiles) If you want, I can always distract them with something else when they get rabid.
Kaz: Uh-huh. (tries to hide a smirk) (fails miserably)
Fix: Shiki, you never got to answer our question from… a page and a half ago. So, what kind of animal are you?
Shiki: (looks at you as if you were truly insane)
Kaz: (slaps her forehead with her hand) Oh- DUH! Shiki's already an animal!
Fix: Ooopsie, sorry 'bout that. Okay… uhh… next question!! (sticks her hand in her top hat) Lesse here… If faced with a pregnant Ichijou, how would you go about calming him down enough to get him to relax? Uhh, for certainty's sake, he's seven months in.
Shiki: O.O
Kaz: Shiki, it's just a QUESTION. It's not really true.
Shiki:..oh.
Fix: …unless… you WANT to have tw—kids.
Shiki: I like twins.
Zero & Ichiru: (abruptly grabbed each other's hands) …
Shiki: (glances at Zero and Ichiru) Did I do something to disturb you?
Zero: I don't need anymore vampires… chasing after me.
Ichiru: I just don't like you, sorry, Shiki. I like Ichijou-san, he's nice, but not you. Nothing personal.
Shiki: Since when did I have to get a license to be able to say I like to have twins??!?
Fix: Ever since these two were born. The meaning of 'twins' changed the day I saw Ichiru & Zero together. (hearts popping behind her) It was like, LOVE all over again. First time was when I saw you and Ichijou… Then everything went downhill from there…
Kaz: Yeah…that happened when I saw Kaname and Zero for the first time too… BUT ANYWAY—stop ignoring the question…
Fix: Ichijou. Pregnant. Won't rest. What would YOU do?
Shiki: I'll go about it carefully, offering the only thing I can give—manual labor.
Kaname: Run away as far as I can and hide there for the duration of his pregnancy then come back repentant. (sweatdrops) I just blurted out my plan, didn't I?
Shiki: But I thought you were banned from Tibet?
Kaname: Yes, I am. I was going to hide out with Zero.
Shiki: Ah…They'll let you in, then.
Kaname: I know. Zero can charm anything. (realizes what he has just said) Oh…crap.
Ichiru: I actually agree with that, it's true. (thoughtful look)
Everyone else in the room (except Zero): (nod)
Zero: … …. … … … … … … … … … never mind. (looks away) Let's just get this over with. (glance) I'll talk to him, like I always do.
Aidou: I'll go over it like walking over a field of German land mines. I could tell I'm bound to explode anyway…
Kain: … (looks down) … Uhm… do the usual…?
Kaz: ..Which would be…?
Kain & Ichijou: Obey like an obedient puppy on a short leash.
Kaz: …Puppy…?
Ichijou: Wait, I meant… Domesticated Siberian husky. (smiles) Sometimes I think I have a whole team of dogs under my command… cute, right?
Kaz: Uh…yeah…sure… (sweatdrop)… Ichiru…?
Ichiru: … drag Kuran out of my brother's manor and present him to Ichijou-san. That's the least I could do…
Ichijou: Being pregnant sounds like fun… (smile)
Shiki: You think so too…?
Ichijou: (nods happily) I want twins… Cookie-loving, rabid, cunning, adorable little cherubs. … … … … … … … …
Shiki: … … … with blond hair but with my hairstyle…running around…or clinging to your legs… … …
Fix: Before we plan an entire family tree… (cough) Next question… (looks at Kaz) Yow tuwn.
Kaz: Oakie-dokie. … … Hm… … How would you react if there was a bed sheet of you in the market, available to anyone who happens to pass by Japan?
Fix: With a special coupon from LaLa ™ and Matsuri Hino™? And Shoujo Beat™ and Viz Media™?
Aidou: It will be utterly creepy…but I'll get used to it anyhow. After all, I'm used to being craved.
Fix: Oh… well… that's to be expected. Akatsuki-dono?
Kain: … … … I'll use all my available resources to prevent it from happening. Sorry. It's just too weird. I have my limitations.
Fix: …(tries not to cry) It's ok… I respect that… (sniff) It's fine… I can deal with it… NEXT!
Shiki: I'm a model. I have pictures in magazines that some people actually look at and stick to their walls. I can get over the whole 'bed sheet' thing pretty easily.
Ichijou: I hope the picture's not embarrassing… (frown) It would be troubling if it were…
Shiki: There is no picture of you that's embarrassing.
Ichijou: The one you took when I just got up, that was embarrassing!
Shiki: No. It was ethereal. (straight face)
Fix: And love is in the air. Kaname, Ichiru, Zero-pon-kuru-mappo-dokidoki-achuu-keppi-myuu-ruruppu-usa-kumo-kawaii-chii?
Zero: (twitch) I thought that nick name was gone.
Fix: I thought I was a person. Guess what, I'm not.
Everyone (yes, even Kaz): O.O
Fix: (rolls her eyes) Isn't it obvious that I'm a yaoi fangirl? We're no longer people, we've been elevated to the status of 'beings' since we have our very own statistics, which are glaringly different from normal human beings. (deadpan face) If I wasn't a yaoi fangirl, I wouldn't have this--- (pulls out Zero's bed sheet with a flourish and sparkles)
Zero: O.O (violent twitch) Where…Where did you—
Fix: … I ain't tellin' you.
Ichiru: It's—
Kaname: --beautiful!!
Ichiru & Kaname: (mad grabs) GIVE IT!!!
Kaname: (glances for a moment at the stunned Zero) Sorry, Zero. We can't help it. You're honestly irresistible.
Ichiru: I'm sorry brother. It's a fact.
Fix: It's MINE. Get your own! (keeps the bed sheet back in 'nowhere') … uhm… Kaname, Ichiru, Zero-pon-kuru-mappo-dokidoki-achuu-keppi-myuu-ruruppu-usa-kumo-kawaii-chii?
Kaname: I wouldn't mind having a bed sheet made after my image. Actually, I'm a bit wary that none of those has made it to the Moon Dorms yet ('veen look' at Aidou). However, I would insist that mine be bought with Zero's. No one could get rid of that.
Ichijou: No. Rabidity is something that we don't need in the Moon Dorms… I'd lose my breath if that were… (twirls a 'key'-ring with different colored whistles on it)
Kaname: (winces)
Zero & Ichiru: (blink) What are those for?
Kaname: They make you come. Or obey. Whatever Ichijou wants you to do. T.T
Kain: Vampire whistles.
Aidou: Indestructible.
Shiki: Can be heard from about 150miles away by any vampire attuned to it.
Kaz:…kewl. I want one.
Ichiru: … Do you have one for Zero?
Ichijou: What makes you think that…? (sparkly smile)
Kaname: Oh my god--- Ichijou, please…! (hands clasped together) I want it!
Ichijou: It'll cost you.
(a dreaded silence fell over the group)
(yes, even over the girls)
Kain: Ichijou-senpai…
Aidou: Ichijou-senpai, please be so kind… (puppydog eyes)
Shiki: (tugs on Ichijou's sleeve) Don't be merciless…
Kaname: (gulps) Anything…!
…
Ichijou: … (sigh) Fine. … Three, four…no wait…Five stacks should do it.
Kaname: But… but… oh, fine. (sighs) By when?
Ichijou: (smile) Why, whenever you finish it, of course.
Fix: … now that the negotiations for Zero's bed sheet-self are finished, Zero, Ichiru?
Ichiru: (shrug) I don't mind. As long as I get one of Zero's, it's fine.
Zero: (twitch) Why do I need to answer when the horror already exists?
Fix: Let's pretend it doesn't. It doesn't. Ok, now, what?
Zero: …You can't fool me that way!
Fix: … … … … I have a wig and a Cinderella dress with your name on it, and if you don't cooperate, Rido so help me, I will sedate you and dress you up and send you over to the Kuran manor!
Kaname: ooooo…
Zero: FINE! I…I'll find it weird and would not want it to happen but since fate just loves screwing me over, it'll probably happen anyway!!!
Fix: So… you're not a virgin anymore 'cause of fate? (blinkity-blinkity-blink)
Kaname: … … … He's… … … not…?
Fix: Ya like virgins? (cat-ish face) So, the Kuran Prince has a fetish~~~…
Kaname: …Who wouldn't…?
Zero: (stands up) That's enough. I've had it, I'm leaving. (walks over to the window, and jumps out… cue sounds of a horse fleeing the premises)
Kaname: (sigh) My fault. Again. … … (deeper sigh) It looks like we were never meant to stay in one room…
Fix: … KanZe drama is so tasty. (clutches heart) Ah, Hitsuzen! (collapses, but not before throwing a paper ball at Kaz)
Kaz: (blink) …Paper…ball…? (tilts her head to the side)
Kazu,
As I am currently semi-dying, please tell Kaname the following:
if he's sighing over their apparent incompatibility:
"Get a hold of yourself you crazy pure blood! Claim what is yours and yes, I mean it in that way. The other way can wait till later, when we're gone and far away. Zero's just playing hard to get. Go after your uke, dammit! I will haunt you if you don't. Note: being kind and sincere and caring does wonders for scared animals.
Note: If he tells you, "Abandon me…!" or something along those lines, say NO!"
if he's not doing anything to go after Zero
"…you suck. Ichiru could do better than you. No wonder Zero doesn't stay. ICHIRU COULD SUCK BETTER THAN YOU!" and yes, I meant it in that way.
if he's gone and everyone's wondering what to do:
"… let's play word association 3. Starting word is 'lemon'. :3"
Fix
p.s. Kaname, you suck if you don't take my advice. Ichiru, run after Zero if he doesn't. Ichijou, excuse them. Kaz, your childhood is in my hat, take it.
Kaz: Childhood…? Yum. (searches in Fix's abandoned hat) (looks up) … Uh… … I'm looking for something edible- honest!
Aidou: Your childhood is EDIBLE?! O.O
Shiki: O.O wow.
Kain: … I don't think it is… (sweatdrop) What happened to her?
Ichijou: (blink) What does the note say?
Kaz: (munching on…something incredibly crispy) I'm supposed to do 'damage control' while Fix is out cold. (glances around her) But I'm sure waiting for a few more minutes wouldn't hurt—
Fix: (rises for a moment) Do it or I'll dump the Apple and I'll force you to a Kayue x Twins movie (plop!)
Kaz: T.T honestly better than another KaTaku…
Fix: (rises. Again) You're one to talk. Next time, I'll do a Zero x Ichijou, we'll see how YOU like it (plop!)
Kaz: …O.O I'm sorry for angering you. … … Right, on to business… (looks at Kaname, who is wistfully staring outside the window) (ehem) Fix says: "Get a hold of yourself you crazy pure blood! Claim what is yours and yes, I mean it in that way. The other way can wait till later, when we're gone and far away. Zero's just playing hard to get. Go after your uke, dammit! I will haunt you if you don't. Note: being kind and sincere and caring does wonders for scared animals.
Note: If he tells you, "Abandon me…!" or something along those lines, say NO!"
Kaname: (abruptly stands up and runs outside)
Kaz: (blink) … Sooooo…. Anyone wanna play 'word association'…?
Aidou: What's the first word? (happy face)
Kaz: (smirk) LEMON.
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Authors' Notes:
Fix: (munching on her childhood) It's tasty~
Kaz: (doing the same thing~~) Yah…~~
Fix: To answer your questions, dear readers… Zero's nickname came from BB. My bleeding brain. Don't ask me why it's like that, I don't know either. And… uhm… there was drama here!
Kaz: …but not too much, though… (LOL- KAX AND FIZ…typos rule!!)
Fix: (XDDD) Kaname-chama is sitting on our window, and he looks abandoned~ Me wanty clicky but Kazy no wanty.
Kaz: We'll probably look as abandoned as that if… you do not review, dear readers…~~
Fix: Make us feel your concern for our mental health by clicking that lovely new button down there and reviewing with all your heart~ Oh, and obviously, the interview's not over yet! There are still things we have to know about the Night Class, and about the Kiryuu Twins and wonderful KanZe love! … We'll have Toga & Cross in the latter chapter.s. :3
Kaz: You can also send us some questions you might want to ask all the above mentioned personalities! See, we're so giving!! :D
Fix: Just don't ask about the bitch please. :D I shall bite your head off and spit it out after chewing it to a greasy, icky pulp—
Kaz: EW!!! …and I know you do NOT want to end up as Fix's ew.
Fix: Anyweiss, that's it for now folks! Next time, on The Night Class Interview!
What will Kaname do, now that his precious Zero has run off into the horizon with White Lily? And why is Fix convalescing on the ground, spouting off threats? Why is Ichiru not running after his brother? What on earth happened to the Zero-bed sheets? And what, in the name of all that is yaoi, IS THIS CHILDHOOD THAT FIX & KAZ ARE MUNCHING ON????
Find out, in the next chapter of The Night Class Interview. :D