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Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Thirteen - Extreme Truth or Dare
Character List;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
SquirtGrl - Liliana
IGotTheGun - Charlie
bellabmilife - Mike
icdafuture has signed on
angelface has signed on
icdafuture: I have forseen.
angelface: That your husband was in a cupid suit for some reason? xD
icdafuture: Oh, no. Him and Em were playing truth or dare yesterday. That is why I had us go shopping!
angelface: Oh really! I think we should play since the guys are caught up in tht video game
icdafuture: That's what I have forseen!
angelface: Okay. Do you want to start or should I?
icdafuture: Truth or Dare!
angelface: Uhmmm, truth
icdafuture: Why are you so vain?
angelface: I don't know, I really don't realize I do it anymore -shrugs-
icdafuture: is it really that bad?
angelface: Not Really. But sometimes...anyway Truth or Dare?
icdafuture: Dare
angelface: I dare you...to...dress badly for one day.
icdafuture: Why?
angelface: Because you chose dare.
icdafuture: That just goes against everything about me.
angelface: Well I am sorry you chose dare. But you have to since I dared you.
icdafuture: Now I see why people hate you, but you didn't say which day! So, ha! Truth or Dare!
angelface: Damn you, you little demon pixie! And dare
icdafuture: I dare you to not have sex with Em for a MONTH!
angelface: Why are you doing this to me? And you didn't say which month! So ha! Truth or dare?
icdafuture: Dammit! Truth.
angelface: When you first kissed Jasper, deep and passionatly, was he bad?
icdafuture: Yes. Terrible actually. He'd never kissed anyone before.
angelface: Aww, thats kind of sad
icdafuture: what part?
angelface: The never kissed anybody part
icdafuture: I know. I hadn't eitehr. He's my first...everything...that I know of at least.
angelface: Aw that so sweet
icdafuture: Shut up.
angelface: What? I said it was sweet
icdafuture: You're going to tell everyone!
angelface: No I won't.
icdafuture: I saw it!
angelface: get back to the game!
icdafuture: Grrr. Truth or Dare?
angelface: Truth
icdafuture: Do you really love Emmett?
angelface: Of course I do
angelface: Truth or dare
icdafuture: Dare.
angelface: You aren't allowed to go shopping at all tomorrow
icdafuture: THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR!
angelface: heehee
icdafuture: Truth or Dare.
angelface: Dare.
icdafuture: I dare you to kiss Edward full on the mouth when he gets home...in front of Emmett and Bella.
angelface: Oh thats cruel
icdafuture: I just want to see the look on their faces. I'm still a little bothered about yesterday though...
angelface: I am curious as to what those two were talking about
icdafuture: That's not what I was talking about...
angelface: Oh, then what are you talking about?
icdafuture: ...Jazzy called me...Edward while we were messing around...
angelface: What did he say?
icdafuture: I'm not going to get into details, but I was doing this thing that he liked and he screamed, "Oh Edward! Do it again!"
angelface: Oh my god. Emmett did that same thing!
icdafuture: Do you think they have a thing for...Edward?
angelface: I don't know. But I am curious
icdafuture: I think I know what we should do...
angelface: Hmm, we could set them into a trap to figure out whats going on
icdafuture: We could get them on...and double team them.
angelface: We should. Hm, but what should we do?
icdafuture: Hold on. Edward is calling me. This makes me curious...
angelface: Okay
icdafuture: Okay. That was just gross!
angelface: What? WHat happened?
icdafuture: Apparently, Jazz called Edward confessing his love for him yesterday...
angelface: Oh my god. Why does it sound like Emmett is behind this?
icdafuture: I don't know. Think we should talk them into playing Truth or Dare with us?
angelface: i think we shall
Mr.Macho has signed on
Jazzfest has signed on
icdafuture: Hello Jazzy Baby.
angelface: Em...
Mr.Macho: Rose...
Jazzfest: Hey Alice baby
icdafuture: Lets play Truth or Dare!
Mr.macho: I am up for it. But I must warn you. I am beastly at this game.
angelface: Really? Have you played it before?
icdafuture: What about you Jazzy? You up for it? Pwease?
Mr.Macho: Yes I have played it before.
Jazzfest: Fine, I will play.
angelface: Who'd you play with?
icdafuture: Yay! Okay. This is team Truth or Dare. Battle of the Sexes.
Mr.macho: Okay, girls vs. guys.
angelface: That is what battle of the sexes means sweetheart.
Mr.macho: Shut up...
angelface: Watch it, or I'll tell them about yesterday!
Mr.macho: Who wants to start?
angelface: Not us...we're...planning.
Mr.macho: What are you planning?
Jazzfest: I am scared. But Alice, truth or dare?
icdafuture: Truth.
angelface: nothng dear.
Jazzfest: Have you ever worn basketball shorts?
icdafuture: They're hideous! No.
Jazzfest: Your lying! I have seen you in them!
icdafuture: You have not!
Jazzfest: Yes I have!
icdafuture: No sex for Jazz for a month!
angelface: Oooo. burn.
Jazzfest: Your turn.
icdafuture: You're okay with no sex?!
angelface: Jazz, Truth or Dare?
Jazzfest: Truth.
Mr.Macho: ALice, he would probably use his amazing over-sensitive emotional powers to his advantage
angelface: Why did you call Edward and profess your love for him?
Jazzfest: Because. Emmett wouldn't do it.
Mr.Macho: WHATTTT?!
angelface: Why do I find that hard to believe?
icdafuture: I kinda do to.
Jazzfest: He really wuoldn't.
Mr.Macho: I hate you. Rosie, Truth or Dare
angelface: Truth.
Mr.macho: Hmmmm, Do you like Bella? Even a little bit?
angelface: Of course not!
Mr.Macho: I think you should give her a chance.
icdafuture: Me too.
angelface: Shut up and play.
icdafuture: Jazzy baby...
Jazzfest: yes?
icdafuture: Truth or Dare?
Jazzfest: Dare
angelface: WE dare you to break all the windows on the first floor...
Jazzfest: I am up for that. be right back
mr.macho: Hm, that sounds relaxing. Breaking a window.
angelface: Little does he know...Alice is video taping him. XD
Mr.Macho: Ahahahah, are you going to show Esme?
angelface: Only if we don't hear the truth. Were you really going to call Edward and profess your love to him?
Mr.Macho: Uhmm, Alice truth or dare?
angelface: She's still taping him. Answer please.
Mr.Macho: Dammit. Yeah
Angelface: WHY?!
Mr.Macho: To freak him out while he is on his honeymoon. I thought it would be funny
angelface: But you punked out...
Mr.Macho: No. I got Jasper on a recording while he did it. he doesn't even know
icdafuture: Hahaha. This is going to be priceless. I can't wait until Esme sees this! You got a recording of Jasper doing what?
angelface: Can we borrow that?
Mr.Macho: I got a recording of him confessing his love for Edward. Oh yeah.
Jazzfest: You did what.
icdafuture: EVILLLLLL
angelface: Your turn!
Mr.macho: Alice truth or dar
icdafuture: Truth.
Mr.macho: Do you hate Jasper sometimes?
icdafuture: When he lies.
Jazzfest: I never lie.
icdafuture: You're lying right now.
Jazzfest: What do I lie about?
Mr.Macho: Ohhhh! Rosie get some popcorn! This could get good
angelface: Wow. This game brings out the best...and worst of people. No popcorn. WTF.
icdafuture: You lied to me yesterday...after that thing...
Mr.macho: Oh Alice. Don't over react about that. I did the same thing. And Rose, to run around and throw at eachother.
Jazzfest: I neverrrrrr lied
icdafuture: Should I read the message history??
angelface: I'm not playing with human food, Emmett.
Jazzfest: Don't to it Alice.
icdafuture: Why not?
Jazzfest: If you love me you won't do it.
icdafuture: Why don't you want me to read it!
angelface: Be right back. I'm going to get some popcorn...
Mr.Macho: I will go with you Rose.
Jazzfest: Because its embarassing!
icdafuture: Tell me why Jazz.
icdafuture: Know what...I'll read it if you don't tell me whether I love you or not.
Jazzfest: Your evil.
angelface: Alice, don't do it.
Mr.Macho: Yeah Alice, it is embarassing for both of us
icdafuture: Both of us?
Mr.Macho: Err, yeah...
angelface: Emmett??
Mr.Macho: Mhm
angelface: What is going on?
Mr.Macho: Nuffin.
Jazzfest: DON'T TELL THIM ANYTHING!
icdafuture: I'll find out from Edward when they get back.
Mr.Macho: Way to be inconspicuous Jazz.
Jazzfest: My bad.
angelface: Next question!
Mr.Macho: It is your turn
angelface: truth or dare emmett.
Mr.Macho: Dare, Rosalie.
angelface: I dare you to tell me what is going on.
Mr.macho: Nothin is goin on. We are having a good ol' game o' truth or dare
Angelface: Now isn't the time to be dumb, husband.
Mr.Macho: I'm not, wife.
Jazzfest: ALICE! Get the popcorn.
Angelface: You piss me off.
icdafuture: Next!
Jazzfest: Alice, Truth or Dare?
icdafuture: Truth.
Jazzfest: Do you love Bella as much as you say you do? -evil grin-
icdafuture: More.
angelface: oO
Jazzfest: Really. How much?
icdafuture: Not telling.
Jazzfest: you have to.
icdafuture: That wasn't part of the question...
Jazzfest: Curse you.
icdafuture: Emmett...you're next. T or D?
Mr.Macho: Hmmmm, dare
icdafuture: I dare you to kiss...Carlisle!
angelface: Ew...
Mr.Macho: Okay, you once again never said where! mwahahahah
Mr.macho: ALICE! TRUTH OR DARE
icdafuture: Dare
Mr.Macho: I dare you to, kiss Edward on the lips at the same time as Jasper.
icdafuture: How can anyone do that?!
Angelface: She probably would have enjoyed it more if you said to kiss Bella.
icdafuture: ROSALIE!? She's my SISTER-IN-LAW! That's like way gross.
Mr.macho: Probably. But her and Jasper kissing Edward on the lips at the same time would be funny as hell.
icdafuture: Rose, I thought that you were on my team?!
Mr.Macho: She is, but you and Jazzy kissing Edward. It is making me laugh just picturing his face
angelface: Truth or dare...Emmett
Mr.Macho: Ask Jasper next time. and Truth
Angelface: no. And...How much do you love me?
Mr.Macho: I love you more than my own life
Angelface: You're technically not living.
Mr.Macho: Okay..I love you morethan my whole existence
Angelface: Edward used that line on Bella.
Mr.macho: Am I not allowed to let you know about how much I love you?!
Angelface: using your own words.
icdafuture: Do you feel pissy vibes, Jasper?
Jazzfest: Yes. Are they from you?
Mr.Macho: Fine Rose. I love you more than my video game collection.
angelface: That's better.
icdafuture: It was both Rose and me, but now she got her answer she's cool about it.
Jazzfest: I am still feeling those vibes. Hm.
icdafuture: Yeah.
angelface: next!
Mr.macho: Err, whos turn is it?
icdafuture: you guys ask.
Jazzfest: Rosalie, truth or dare?
Angelface: Truth.
Jazzfest: Do you secretly like to play video games when Emmett isn't around?
Angelface: Now, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
Jazzfest: Well dear sister, you did choose truth
Angelface: Fine. Yes.
Mr.Macho: So THATS what is happening to my high scores!
Angelface: What can I say? I kick ass
Mr.Macho: Grrrr
Angelface: Get better and you will beat me
Mr.Macho: Damn youuuuuuuu!
icdafuture: Jasper, Truthe or dare?
Jazzfest: Truth
icdafuture: Do you love me more than you love Edward?
Jazzfest: Yes
Angelface: What hell did I miss...?
icdafuture: Really?
Jazzfest: Yeshhhh
Mr.Macho: Mayne! Dat be all whack and shyt
icdafuture: Emmett...don't start with me.
Angelface: JASPER LOVES EDWARD?!
Jazzfest: Yeh mayne it b all kewl an shyt, but ya kno i luv muh gurl more den dat mind-readin' fool
Mr.Macho: YEAAAA MAYNE. Dat be sum strait up truth rite der!
icdafuture: talking about Edward was making you...EW! Jasper!
Jazzfest: Gurl watchu talkin bout?
icdafuture: I'm on our computer..and I'm reading the conversation from yetserday..
Mr.Macho: DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jazzfest: Das whack. SHIT DAMN FUCK!
angelface: I'm worried about them.
icdafuture: its not funny anymore guys. Don't make me tell Rose about what you said Emmett.
Mr.Macho: Please don't. Those were private!
icdafuture: Then don't tempt me.
Angelface: I've never seen her so pissed off like this..
Jazzfest: Calm yourself!
icdafuture: Make me.
Jazzfest: Please, babe. This was supposed to be an innocent game or truth or dare
icdafuture: Fine. Are you going to tell Edward?
angelface: wow.
Jazzfest: No
icdafuture: Okay. Then...I guess...I'll live.
Angelface: NEXT!
Mr.macho: Whos turn is it?
Angelface: You guys.
Mr.macho: Rose, Truth or dare?
angelface: Dare, my teddy bear.
Mr.Macho: Heehee, I dare you to...uhm LOVE JASPER! LOV HIM LIKE YOU HAE NEVER LOVED HIM BEFORE!
Angelface: That can't be good. I'm not helping my brother...cheat on his wife.
Mr.Macho: Not like that. You know what. It failed for Jasper also.
angelface: Failed? What are you tlaking about?
icdafuture: Jazzy hasn't hugged Emmett or told him he loves him today.
Mr.Macho: And I am sad.
Jazzefst: I am sorry Emmett.
icdafuture: Jazz, truth or dare?
Jazzfest: Truth
icdafuture: Damn! Hold on.
angelface: something is happening...
Jazzfest: What is happening?
icdafuture: Bella and Edward are coming home tomorrow...
Mr.macho: They are a week early! and that means Alice and Jasper have to give Edward and big SMOOCH on his lips , at the same time! WOOOO
icdafuture: No. Something is wrong with Bells.
Jazzfest: Oh, damn. like what? Did she hear my voicemail instead of Edward?
icdafuture: She heard it. That isn't what happened though. they were uh...doing stuff and he bit her...
Mr.Macho: So does that mean she is a vampire now?
Angelface: yes emmett.
Mr.Macho: Well freaking finally!
icdafuture: They'll be home first thing in the morning.
Jazzfest: Well atleast she is one of us now.
icdafuture: you're not going to like it when they get back.
angelface: none of us are.
Mr.Macho: Wait why?
Angelface: Eddie is pissed off at himself. It wasn't supposed to happen when they were having sex!
icdafuture: -giggle fit-
Mr.Macho: Well...hahaha...hahahah..didn't he promise her he would do it? After the wedding, hahahaha, While they were having sex! hahaha
ICDAFUTURE: You don't know the whole story!
Mr.macho: The walls have ears. But what is the entire story?
icdafuture: Bells started talking...getting into it...and screamed "Bite me!" So, he did. I just find that hilarious.
Mr.Macho: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jazzfest: HAHAHAHAHA wow!
angelface: I'm teasing him now.
icdafuture: Jazzy, be prepared to be very angsty tomorrow.
Angelface: WAIT! I can't believe it...EDWARD ISN'T A VIRGIN!
Jazzfest: Oh, I will be teasing him with Rosalie. OKAY! I have a dare for everybody! Everytime Edward talks to you just say "BITE ME!" and yell it as loud as you possibly can!
Mr.macho: WOW! He finally got laid! And I like Jazzy's plan!
icdafuture: That makes me laugh even harder. I think I needed this earlier... Me too! Lets do it.
angelface: What if he really does bite me though? It'll mess up my perfectness.
Jazzfest: He won't bitte you. He will just get pissed off even more. Hahahaha this will be perfect!
Mr.Macho: Dammit! I wish they would come back tonight! I wanna to the dare!
icdafuture: Hey Jazzy...
Jazzfest: Yeah babe?
icdafuture: Talking about this is kinda...hott. wink
Angelface: Not again!
Jazzfest: Wellwellwell
Mr.Macho: ughhhhh, take it to different chatroom.
icdafuture: Or we can take it to the bedroom.
Angelface: Ew. Gross. You're hornier than Emmett!
Angelface: And that is saying something!
Mr.Macho: God damn! And all I want to do today is play video games. Rose, I will challenge you to a video game competition! With the volume alll the way up so we don't have to listen to these two!
Jazzfest: I will beat you to the bedroom Alice!
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture has signed off
angelface: Only because you know that if I hear them screaming, I'll want it. XD
Mr.Macho: I just want to beat you at a video game. xD
Angelface: Wow. I think this is the first time you haven't wanted sex. I'm so proud of you baby!
Mr.Macho: Yeah yeah yeah! You, me. The Wii system. Super Mario Party 8. WE WILL SEE WHO DOMINATES!
Angelface: Okay. Beatcha down there!
Angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho: I will win.
Mr.Macho has signed off