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Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Fourteen - BITE ME!
icdafuture has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: Alice!
icdafuture: Emmett! Guess what!
Mr.Macho: What?!
icdafuture: Bella and Edward will be back from hunting in about 5 minutes! Nobody's started the bite me thing yet.
Mr.macho: Well, that is because Edward hasn't started talking yet!
icdafuture: Trueeeeeee!
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: My incredibly Dimwitted brother and beautiful wife. How are we doing today?
Mr.Macho: Anxious. I want to start saying Bite me!
icdafuture: hey Jazzy Baby. 3 minutes! Get Rose on!
angelface has signed on
angelface: I am actually excited to see Bella now.
Jazzfest: You haven't seen her yet?
Mr.macho: none of us have.
angelface: They aren't home yet.
icdafuture: ...
angelface: What?
icdafuture: They're here! get ready!
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
Mr.Macho: Okay, we are ready.
icdafuture: Save it til they get on.
Jazzfest: BITE ME! Yup. I'm ready too.
icdafuture: -hits Jazz on the head-
Mr.Macho: Are they inside yet?
icdafuture: They're walking to his room...
Jazzfest: TOO MUCH LUST! I wouldn't believe that it was possible for them to feel anymore lust towards each other!?
Mr.macho: Oh god damn.
angelface: Are you serious? We should all run in their room yelling bite me.
icdafuture: Bella is signing on. I'm not sure about edward though.
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: hola familia.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Hello family!
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
Jazzfest: BITE ME!
tomanyvoices: What the hell?
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampcrzy: EDWARD!
tomanyvoices: Yes, love?
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampcrzy: What's going on...?
mamabear has signed on
tomanyvoices: Esme, do you happen to know whats going on?
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
mamabear: BITE ME! Nope. No idea. How was the honeymoon?
angelface: Oh, sorry I missed that one! BITE ME!
tomanyvoices: It was good, I..uhm..erm..changed Bella
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
mamabear: That's wonderful!
vampcrzy: He's pissy.
tomanyvoices: I am not pissy.
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
tomanyvoices: WHAT THE HELL! STOP THAT!
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampcrzy: STOP GUYS. He's about to throw his stereo...HIS STEREO!
tomanyvoices: Bella, shouldn't you rest?
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!...and too bad
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampcrzy: I'm laying down. On the laptop you got me. In our bed. That...we ...HIII ESME!
Mr.Macho: You and Edward didn't already have sex, for being home only 10 minutes did you?!
tomanyvoices: No, Emmett, we didn't.
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampgrl: -whispers- I want to.
mamabear: EDWARD ISN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE?! Alice lets throw a party for him!
Mr.Macho: Heyy Bella! You changed your screenname. I think Edwards should be...BITE ME
angelface: Oh poor Esme. What else would you think Edward would have to extend the honeymoon for? He was having a good ol' time!
Jazzfest: BITE ME! Oh...opps. that was Emmett.
mamabear: I didn't think he'd actually have sex with her until she was a vampire...
vampgrl: That's how he changed me.
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: Perfect timing...BITE ME!
tomanyvoices: Shut the hell up!
icdafuture: BITE ME!
jazzfest: BITE ME!
vampcrzy: ohhh... I get it now. BITE ME!
tomanyvoices: I am going to go play piano.
tomanyvoices has gone away
Mr.Macho: WOOHOO! We pissed him off!
vampcrzy: Who knew about it?
Jazzfest: Was he any good, Bella?
Mr.Macho: Yeah Bells! Our little Eddie-weddie is growing up. He is finally a man.
vampgrl: I guess. I mean...he was my first...and only...
icdafuture: IT was amazing! So...Emmett, remember what we talked about?
vampgrl: He plays the piano so beautifully. I want to cuddle...
Mr.Macho: Where you and Jasper have to go kiss Edward o the lips at the SAME TIME?!
vampgrl: DO WHAT THE HELL?!
Mr.Macho: You saw what I said.
angelface: We had an intense Truth or Dare game while you guys were gone/
vampgrl: I want to play!
Jazzfest: No you don't! Not after what I had to go through. -evil glare at Emmett-
Mr.Macho: heeheehee. Bella. If you want to play we will.
angelface: NO!
vampgrl: As long as Eddie plays.
mamabear: You guys played Extreme Truth or Dare? Is that why my windows were gone?
Mr.Macho: Jasper actually had to let out some anger. We have proof
Jazzfest: You did what!?
icdafuture: its payback for the Edward thing.
vampgrl: Edward thing?
icdafuture: EMMETT!
Mr.Macho: Whoopsie
angelface: Oh my god.
icdafuture: Get Edward on and do it!
Mr.Macho: DO what?
icdafuture: Nevermind.
Jazzfest: Dis shyts wack yo'
Jazzfest has went away
Mr.Macho: Did I do something? Or was I supposed to do something?
icdafuture: No. I'll do it later. He might get pissed off at me, but oh well. He should have told me that he was having gay thoughts about Edward!!
vampgrl: WHATTTTTTTTTTTT
mamabear: My son is gay?
Mr.Macho: Err yeah, our little Jazzy has more feelings than we thought.
angelface: Emmett, you are just stretching the truth. I can tell when doofus here stretches the truth/
icdafuture: I read it with my own bionic eyes.
vampgrl: -screams for Edward-
Mr.Macho: Ohhh, this is gonna get hostile.
vampgrl: Oh honey, it is on like donkey kong!
Mr.Macho: What the hell?
vampgrl: Just get Edward and Jazz back online.
tomanyvoices has retuned from away
tomanyvoices: You guys are not going to say bite me one more time. That is a warning.
Mr.Macho: bite me.
Jazzfest has returned from away
Jazzfest: Can I help you?
vampgrl: YOU LOVE MY HUSBAND MORE THAN A BROTHER?!
tomanyvoices: WHATTTTTTTT?!
Jazzfest: EMMETT I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU! THAT WAS PRIVATE!
vampgrl: Let me at him! I'm going to rip him to pieces and then burn him!
Mr.Macho: I never said anything!
icdafuture: Sorry Jazzy Baby. I was the one that told them.
tomanyvoices: Jasper. You still don't have those feelings..do you?
Jazzfest: ...
Jazzfest: I..uh..need to go..to school!
Jazzfest has went away
Mr.Macho: He told me they are gone.
angelface: I just hope so.
tomanyvoices: Oh..my..god. Is it possible for vampires to get sick?
icdafuture: No.
vampgrl: Is it possible for new ones to cry?
Mr.Macho: Alice, just make sure he still doesn't have those feelings. If so I am gonna have to man him out. And Alice, you will have to help
icdafuture: Oh, I will.
vampgrl: I seriously want to cry right now!
tomanyvoices: I want to cry with you.
angelface: Bella! Edward! It will be fine.
Mr.Macho: Don't worry. We will have him back to the old Jasper in no time.
Jazzfest has returned from away
Jazzfest: ALICE LOVES BELLA MORE THAN SHE SAYS SHE DOES!
tomanyvoices: YOU TWO NEED TO GET NORMAL AGAIN! Rent out a hotel room or something!
vampgrl: Is it too much to ask one of you to come kill me now? I don't want to be a vampire or even be in this family anymore...
tomanyvoices: Bella. This is just a stage they all go through. Emmett has gone through it before. It will pass. Please stay.
vampgrl: hell no! Are you kidding me? Your family is full of kooks.
mamabear: Bella? Please don't leave. it won't be right. Edward would be depressed again...
Mr.Macho: Bells, please don't leave. We were playing Truth or Dare he was probably pulling my leg
icdafuture: Hey...Jazz...Lets got hot angry makeup sex.
Jazzfest: Okay. -shrug-
icdafuture has signed off
Jazzfest: Awesome.
Jazzfest has signed off
vampgrl: But...
tomanyvoices: Please, Bella.
vampgrl: Okay. Fine. You guys still creep me out.
mamabear: Would you like me to come up and sit with you Bell?
tomanyvoices: Bella, why are you acting like this? It is all in good fun.
vampgrl: you're not creeped out by all this?
tomanyvoices: It happens all the time.
vampgrl: I don't want it to happen to me.
mamabear: Remember when Rose wanted Carlisle? Oh my god. that was funny.
tomanyvoices: Oh that was hilarious! And don't worry Bella. How about we make all those creeped out feelings go away tonight?
Mr.Macho: Oh shut up.
angelface: Wow. never expected Edward to say that.
vampgrl: You...wanna...
mamabear: Oh. My. God.
tomanyvoices: Only if you want to
Mr.Macho: Talk about this in your own time!
angelface: Please!
vampgrl: Did I just hear what I think I heard?
mamabear: Do what the older vampires say...
tomanyvoices: What do you think you heard, love? -mischeivious grin-
vampgrl: My name. Moans. -twitch- Sex. - twitch-
tomanyvoices: Uhm, lets get out of this chat room, Bella.
Mr.Macho: Yes! Leave!
angelface: NOW!
vampgrl: Can't I just...
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Hey guys. You still here?
tomanyvoices: Bella, lets gooooooo!
Mr.Macho: I am leaving. The video games are calling me.
angelface: And I think I should dominate in said video games.
vampgrl: I want your body!
icdafuture: Everyone is leaving me now? -pouts-
tomanyvoices: I will talk to you all later!
tomanyvoices has signed off
Mr.Macho: Finally!
angelface: He's gone!
vampgrl: Can you believe it?!
vampgrl has signed off
icdafuture: Did she fall for it?
Mr.Macho: Yes she did. And so did Edward. It was great. I got their expressions on video.
icdafuture: Awesome. Did she hear me saying her name?
mamabear: Yup!
angelface: You, my dear family, are devious.
icdafuture: Sorry that we didn't let you in on things Rose.
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Wow. I'm on my cell phone, outside and I can hear them...
Mr.Macho: Damn. We need to yell bite me. You know. Lighten the mood.
Jazzfest: On three...
-as all the Cullens run to Edwards door-
-all countdown-
icdafuture: BITE ME!
Jazzfest: BITE ME!
mamabear: BITE ME!
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
angelface: BITE ME!
vampgod has signed on
vampgod: BITE ME!
vampgod has signed off
icdafuture: Lets do it again!
Jazzfest: Whoa! Seriously? How'd he get home. CARLIEEEEEEEEEE!
angelface: He signed off Jazz.
Jazzfest: Dammit! Hey Alice...Hearing this is making me...worse. -wink-
Mr.Macho: Ughhhh, Rose do you want to go play video games?
angelface: Sure Emmy.
Mr.Macho has signed off
angelface has signed off
Jazzfest: Lets go.
icdafuture: Meet ya in the bedroom.
icdafuture has signed off
jazzfest: Sorry Esme
Jazzfest has signed off
mamabear: Now where is Carlisle...
vampgod has signed on
vampgod: I am right here
mamabear: Are you in the house, dearest?
vampgod: I just got back. Are those noises Edward and Bella? I am shocked.
mamabear: Its more like Edward, Bella, Jazz, and Alice.
vampgod: I can't believe Edward isn't a virgin anymore..
mamabear: Your day off is tomorrow, right?
vampgod: Mhm
mamabear: Emmett, Alice, Jazz, and I played a prank on the two lovebirds. We'll show you the tape tomorrow. I wanna get in on this little...contest they got going though...
vampgod: What is the contest?
mamabear: Just listen to them!
vanpgod: Oh, they are trying to see who is louder?
mamabear: Yes, love.
vampgod: Then why do Emmett and Rosalie have the TV turned up all the way? Are they competing for high scores?
mamabear: I dont' know. I think they're getting out of the sex habit. You know it was like 5 years ago that we just didn't find it interesting anymore? Give it a couple years and they'll get back in it.
vampgod: yeah...But now we have to listen to Edward and Bella.
mamabear: Oh. My. Carlisle. You're so dense headed for a doctor...
vampgod: What? It has been a long day
mamabear: Meet me in our room. I'll be the one in lace.
mamabear has signed off
vampgod: Oh damn.
vampgod has signed off