Alrighty then! Sorry that it took me awhile to update this story. I was working a lot on Twice In Your Life and Happily Ever After. It'll be a day or two before I update again.
DISCLAIMER: Rebecca and Lil might be wooshing weiners, but we do not own anything Twilight.
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;
Chapter Fifteen - Good Googley Moogley
((vampgrl has signed on))
((tomanyvoices has signed on))
tomanyvoices: Uh oh.
vampgrl: What's wrong Edward?
tomanyvoices: Emmett and Jasper just got done watching movies.
vampgrl: Is that a bad thing?
tomanyvoices: They were musicals.
vampgrl: I still don't get it.
tomanyvoices: They both know the words to all the songs, love.
vampgrl: Okay...
tomanyvoices: Bella they will start singing. And they are tone def.
vampgrl: Oh god!
((icdafuture has signed on))
icdafuture: Oh. My. God! Please don't tell me...
tomanyoices: They just got done with Sweeney TOdd, Chicago and Grease. THey will be singing more Chicago and Sweeney Todd though.
icdafuture: Oh God.
vampgrl: I love those movies!
tomanyvoices: We all do to. But it is Emmett nd Jasper's singing.
vampgrl: I've never heard them...
((Mr.Macho has signed on))
((Jazzfest has signed on))
Mr.Macho: Come on Boys
Jazzfest: Why don't we paint the town?
Mr.Macho: AND ALL THAT JAZZ!
tomamyvoices: And it has begun.
icdafuture: Oh no! Run and hide!?
vampgrl: I don't get it...
Mr.Macho: Wanna buy a bottle mista?
Jazzfest: WHat is this? Smells like piss
Mr.Macho: Smells like-ew!
Jazzfest: This is piss. Piss with ink!
vampgrl: I love that song.
tomanyvoices: I did to, till they started singing it.
Mr.macho: WHat is it?
Jazzfest: WELL IT GREASED LIGHTNING!
vampgrl: GO GREASED LIGHTENING!
Mr.Macho: This car is automatic, its systomatic
Jazzfest: Its, HYYYYYYYYYDROMATIC
vampgrl: I love my brothers. Even if one of them is gay...
icdafuture: Edward...
tomanyvoices: Yes, Alice?
Jazzfest: I am not gay. That was 50 years ago that I kissed that guy! I thought he was a woman!
icdafuture: Uhm...
tomanyvoices: Spit it out.
icdafuture: I think that we need to keep Bella away from the guys.
tomanyvoices: Why?
Mr.Macho: YOUR THE ONE THAT I WANT!
Jazzfest: YOU-HOO-HOO!
vampgrl: Honey!
icdafuture: She's singing with them!
tomanyvoices: Oh dear.
icdafuture: You see the problem then?
((Angelface has signed on))
Angelface: Emmett stop singing.
Mr.Macho: Neverrrr!
Jazzfest: When'dja get here?
Mr.Macho: 1920!
Jazzfest: How old were ya?
Mr.Macho: Don't rememba!
icdafuture: Dammit!
Angelface: As long as nobody else starts singing now.
tomanyvoices: This will turn out badly if they start dancing.
vampgrl: I'm going to go find the guys now.
Mr.macho: When your good to MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jazzfest: MAMAAAAAAAA'S GOOD TO YOU!
Angelface: Dammit all! She's dancing to the stairs...
icdafuture: This won't end every well...
tomanyvoices: Atleast she has the grace now, not to trip and go flying down the stairs.
Mr.Macho: Jazzy. Do you know where we stored the microphones?
Jazzfest: I believe I do, older broher/
icdafuture: Just because she has the grace, doesn't mean that she still won't trip. Which she did.
tomanyvoices: Dammit. And those morons got out the microphones.
vampgrl: I'm on top of the world!
tomanyvoices: Or at the bottom of the stairwell.
vampgrl: And when I get donwstiars they stop. Story of my life!
Mr.Macho: Sorry, Bells. But it is all over once you find out the microphones don't work.
Angelface: Thanks for taking the batteries out of them Alice.
Mr.Macho: That was you?!
Jazzfest: Evil.
tomanyvoices: Well hell
icdafuture: You all still love me.
vampgrl: -mumbles- I don't.
Angelface: What is going on now...
Jazzfest: -grumbles- I do.
Mr.Macho: Hmph. You are a bigger buzzkill than Jasper.
tomanyvoices: I think she saved all of our hearing.
vampgrl: Did I hear...Esme and Carlisle yesterday?
tomanyvoices: Yes.
Jazzfest: They took part of the contest.
Mr.Macho: And I lost. Rosalie beat me in all my video games.
Angelface: Of course I did. I kick ass!
icdafuture: They do that sometimes.
vampgrl: We were having a contest?
tomanyvoices: Erm, nevermind.
Jazzfest: Yeah...its nothing.
vampgrl: EDWARD!
icdafuture: You didn't tell her about our contests?
tomanyvoices: I thought there was no need to.
Jazzfest: Really Bella. It is nothing to worry about.
icdafuture: Wow. Eddie is in the doghouse.
angelface: I'm just shocked that Esme and Carlisle won...
tomanvoices: I don't even want to think about it!
Mr.macho: I couldn't hear any of you. I was caught up in the video game
Jazzfest: Haha, Ed's in the doghouse. Better yet, in the wolf house xD
vampgrl: -growls at the mention of wolves-
Angelface: Edward, you know that you heard the doorbell ring. It was funny when Charlie came over becuase of the noise.
tomanyvoices: Haha, yeah. It was awkward.
Mr.Macho: I didn't even notice.
Jazzfest: Wow. I didn't know that
vampgrl: My dad was here?
Angelface: hahaha.
tomanyvoices: You didn't know?
Mr.Macho: -giggles-
Jazzfest: Wowwww
vampgrl: I was listening to music. I wasn't paying attention. The music was as loud as your stereo would go. OME! He probably heard the song I was listening too. Maybe we should stop listening to music when we...yeah...
tomanyvoices: Mhm...
Mr.Macho: Is anybody up for a Dance Dance Revolution competition?
Angelface: I'll kick your ass.
((Mamabear has signed on))
vampgrl: I can't believe that you guys didn't tell me that there was a contest. Edward...you get no sex for the rest of the week!
tomanyvoices: Emmett just mentioned it..
mamabear: Alice, where is the tape? Carlisle is going to watch it...
icdafuture: I'll bring it to you in a few minutes. I want to see his reaction to it.
vampgrl: You taped them having sex?
Mr.Macho: Nope. We taped Edwards reaction to something..
vampgrl: Edward's reaction to what?
icdafuture: DON'T TELL 'EM!
mambear: Carlisle and I are going to watch this video now...
Jazzfest: Oh, it's nothing. Isn't it Bellas reaction also?
vampgrl: My reaction?o-O
Mr.Macho: Oh. Its nothing.
vampgrl: I think we should watch this video too...
Jazzfest: i don't think so
vampgrl: If I'm on it. I'm giong to watch it.
Jazzfest: Fine, just don't kill us.
vampgrl: Okay. I won't.
icdafuture: Except I see her wanting to kill us.
Angelface: I wasn't in on this!
Mr.macho: Erm. Just remember how much you love us Bella.
tomanyvoices: I want to see this video also.
Jazzfest: This is going to be deadly.
icdafuture: Esme better run. She'll be the closest to them.
vampgrl: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Mr.macho: -laughs a booming laugh-
tomanyvoices: You are all dead to me.
vampgrl: I'm leaving.
tomanyvoices: Same here. You are all cruel.
tomanyvoices has signed off
Mr.macho: Well he took it well.
Jazzfest: I'd say.
vampgrl has signed off
icdafuture: They're not leaving yet.
Mr.Macho: That video was hilarious. I think we should youtube it.
Jazzfest: I think we should to something to the newlyweds
icdafuture: Like what?
Angelface: Now that we've all seen the video...I think Esme and Carlisle should help...
Mr.Macho: I am no Alice, but I forsee squirt guns that shoot silly string.
icdafuture: I see help from humans...
mamabear: i got the girls' cell phone numbers! should we call them?
Mr.Macho: Our little demon buddies?
Jazzfest: Ohhhh! This could get very very interesting
angelface: We should...
ARTICHOKIEE has signed on
ARTICHOKIEE: Hey all!
Mr.Macho: REBECCA!
Jazzfest: Hello!
squirtgrl has signed on
squirtgrl: I hope this is good. I'm inthe shower, dammit!
Mr.Macho: Well get out of the shower. We wanna do something to the Newlyweds.
squirtgrl: Fine. One minute let me rinse my hair. Geez.
mamabear: So, as you know...we have tricked the two lovebirds...
Mr.Macho: Haha, we made them think Jazz had more than brotherly love feelings for Edward and for Bella, we told her Alice had more than sisterly love for her.
ARTICHOKIEE: That is brilliant!
squirtgrl: Alice does have more that sisterly love for Bella though...doesn't she?
icdafuture: Watch it demon.
Jazzfest: No. We just said that to freak them out and get their reactions on video.
ARTICHOKIEE: I think, on the video, we pause it where their reactions are shown, put it into a picture and blow it up into a huge picture and hang it up in their room.
angelface: Isn't Carlisle supposed to be in on this? Or is he too busy watching out for them?
Mr.Macho: I think he is watching out for them
mamabear: We are.
squirtgrl: I think that someone should get chased!
ARTICHOKIEE: like who?
icdafuture: I like where you're going with this.
angelface: What is going on?
ARTICHOKIEE: I am confused.
Mr.Macho: Same here.
Jazzfest: Ditto
icdafuture: Care to explain it to the rest of them?
squirtgrl: Don't mind if I do. So,you all run up to the room. Someone will have the video camera...this will the person being chased by Bella.
ARTICHOKIEE: I will do it!
Mr.Macho: Me to! Rebecca and I could tag team!
angelface: Okay...who'll be chased by Edward?
squirtgrl: Haha. The camera that Emmett and Rebecca will be using...won't be recording anything. The one that will work...will be carried by me and one other person. The others that are left behind will mess up their room. Get rid of anything of importance to them. We should be able to keep them busy for a good hour...
ARTICHOKIEE: WOO! Okay, So Edward will chase me and Emmett will get chased by Bella
icdafuture: Uh...no.
ARTICHOKIEE: I know. I was joking. Anyway back to buisness.
icdafuture: Who's going to be chased with Lil?
Jazzfest: I will do it.
icdafuture: Okay. Now...we have to come up with somewhere to put their stuff...
angelface: Smash Edward's CDs!
Mr.Macho: No. We will rent out a storage area. Put all the stuff in their.
ARTICHOKIEE: And remember, block your thoughts.
icdafuture: Got one! Right outside of Forks.
squirtgrl: Uhm...problem..
Mr.Macho: Okay, So Edwards CD's and what about Bella's stuff?
angelface: Take everything. Emmett you're not included. You're helping Rebecca, Jazz, and Lil.
icdafuture: You're right Lil. There is a problem.
mamabear: What is Carlisle and I doing?
ARTICHOKIEE: Wait..what am I doing?
Mr.Macho: Why am I not included?!
squirtgrl: the four of us are bait. To get them apart. We run in different directions. Which brings up the problem. Rebecca and I cannot run fast.
icdafuture: You and Carlisle are staying watch.
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay...so who will run in the room?
squirtgrl: Alice and Rose can handle it.
angelface: yup!
ARTICHOKIEE: okay. Then what will we do Lil?
squirtgrl: Keep them away from the house for as long as possible. In an hour...the 4 of us will be a couple states away...
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. I get it now.
Mr.Macho: I still don't like the fact I can't be apart of this.
icdafuture: you ARE a part of it, Em.
angelface: you keep them away while we mess everything up.
((vampgrl has signed on))
vampgrl: I hate you all.
mambear: We'll drive the car when we get it full.
Mr.Macho: Why do you hate us, Bella?
vampgrl: I don't know what the hell you guys are planning, but don't think about it!
((vampgrl has signed off))
icdafuture: When are we doing this?
Mr.Macho: Well. Since we caught Bella in a good mood I am guessing...now.
squirtgrl: Becca I'm on my way to pick you up! We should be there in about 15 minutes guys! -waves-
((squirtgrl has signed off))
ARTICHOKIEE: See you guys in 15 minutes!
ARTICHOKIEE has signed off
Mr.Macho: I like them.
mamabear: Told you that you should have given them a chance.
angelface: Dammit! I didn't tell that one to watch her lips with my husband!
Mr.Macho: She never did anything
angelface: You dont' know the mind of women hon.
icdafuture: I see no problems with the humans. They're not going to steal our husbands.
mamabear: I think I hear them...
ARTICHOKIEE has signed on
ARTICHOKIEE: We are outside
angelface: Watch your face with my husband. Or you'll have to answer to me.
mambear: Come on in.
icdafuture: I got the cameras!
ARTICHOKIEE: I never did anything!
angelface: Don't think about it either!
((angelface has signed off))
Mr.Macho: Don't worry about her. Lets get this show on the road!
mamabear: Be careful kids!
ARTICHOKIEE: Yayyyyy
icdafuture: We start in 3 minutes. That'll be enought time for everyone to sign of..
ARTICHOKIEE: WOOOOHOOO
Mr.Macho: Yes!
Jazzfest: WOO!
((icdafuture has signed off))
mamabear: You three take care. Don't tempt Edward too much
ARTICHOKIEE: Thanks Esme, see you later!
ARTICHOKIEE has signed off
Mr.Macho has signed off
Jazzfest has signed off
mamabear: Woohoo!
((mamabear has signed off))