Disclaimer: Me still no owny Sisters Grimm. Even with a jabberwocky and army chimps.
Yes, I am still going at the cannibalistic skittles challege. yeah... this is the one for the word "make-up". yeah, i didn't really know which make-up that the challenge meant, but i used the kind you put on your face... sabrina pov!
"PUCK!" I screeched. The little twerp had done many horrible terrible things before, but this, this was lower than he had ever gone before. The Trickster King had covered me in what looked like a sticky cocoon of super glue, honey, pixie spit, and who knows what else. I needed revenge, I needed retaliation, and most importantly, I needed a bath.
But as I tried to get up from my bed, I found that I couldn't move, not even an inch. When I tried to wiggle my toes and fingers, I realized that they were also glued together. No matter how much I struggled, squirmed, and twisted, the cocoon would not budge. That's it.... Fairy boy is going to pay!
When I had finally freed myself with the help of Uncle Jake, and after Puck had used up a whole memory card taking pictures, I started to think up of my plan of action. The Trickster King needed a lesson, and if it involved something embarrassing that would follow him for the rest of his immortal life, it would be all the more satisfying.
But what to do? I looked around my room searching for an idea. And then, my eyes landed on something on my dresser. The make-up kit that Snow White had given for my birthday, in hopes that I would actually start wearing make-up. I never got around to actually using it because in the one time I tried to put on mascara, I poked myself in the eye with the brush. But now, it could serve for a much more sinister purpose. I quickly grabbed my camera and the kit and ran out of my room.
I pressed my ear up to the door of Puck's room. Sure enough, the fairy's loud snores could be heard- he was probably taking one of his afternoon naps. I slowly opened the door and stepped in, keeping my eyes peeled for any of his booby traps. When I was sure that the coast was clear, I made my way through the forest in the direction where the snores were coming from.
I was almost to the trampoline that Puck used as a bed when something brown and furry jumped in front of my path. An army chimp. Drat! Now I was going to get caught for sure. I shuddered at the thought of what Puck would do if he caught me- perhaps he would glue me to a tree with more of that sticky goo, or steal all of my underwear and hang them on the school's flagpole.
The chimp opened its mouth as if to screech and wail but instead, it stuffed a banana into its mouth and ran away. I breathed a sigh of relief.
I crept up to the sleeping fairy, glancing at his drooling mouth and restraining myself from letting out a disgusted "ew!". Then I started work on my plan.
Opening a tube of bright red lipstick, I smeared an obscene amount of it on his lips and even dabbed a bit on his nose. Oh yes, revenge! I guess I got a bit carried away after that, adding excessive amounts of blue and orange eye shadow, pink blush, mascara, and eyeliner.
After stepping back and looking at my work, I had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. I snapped a picture with my camera, trying to keep from giggling. That would look great plastered on the walls of Ferryport Landing Elementary School.
After the initial shock of seeing Puck in make-up I looked at my handiwork again.
Hmm... He kind of looks cute in make-up.
And I mentally slapped myself on the head.
so that was my second one-shot! i hope you liked it! please review. they make my jabberwocky happy and if he doesn't get them.... well, you'll find out if you don't review..... DUN DUN DUN! oh and happy thanksgiving everyone!
the queen of crazyness,
crzykayzee