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Chapter Sixteen - Capes and Weiners
vampgrl has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: Hello litle sister!
vampgrl: Don't talk to me.
Mr.Macho: Oh you don't mean that.
vampgrl: I can't believe that you guys did that to us! I still can't find my stuff!
Mr.Macho: Wow. We gave your stuff back to you. And you two were asking for it.
angelface has signed on
angelface: Bella, I wasn't even in on it, but I thought it was funny as hell
vampgrl: Where did all my stuff get to though. You guys took it back or something! We were out hunting last night and all my stuff disappeared! You can't seirously tell met hat you didn't take it back!
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Hello family!
Mr.Macho: ALICE! Tell Bella we put her stuff back
angelface: We are not lying Bella.
vampgrl: Look, I'm just a little bit pissy that you guys won't give me my stuff.
icdafuture: Jazzy took it back!
Mr.Macho: Dammit, we gave back your stuff! Go look in your closet!
icdafuture: Emmett, shut up. I just said that Jazz took it back. He got pissed off because Bella was yelling at him because of Edward. She really thinks that Jazz still loves Edward.
vampgrl: I'm going to rip him to pieces! I...
Mr.Macho: AHHAHAHAHAH are you serious?!
angelface: -giggles- Wow...
icdafuture: I told her that it would happen. She didn't listen to me though.
Jazzfest has signed on
vampgrl: I'm going to kill you.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: hey, whats going on?
Mr.Macho: Bella still thinks Jazz is in love with you and is pissed off cause apparently we didn't give her stuff back.
Jazzfest: Isabella Cullen, I am NOT in love with your husband. My non-beating heart belongs to Alice.
vampgrl: LALALALALALALALA
tomanyvoices: You are being very childish, Bella.
Mr.Macho: Yeah. You haven't even seen the video!
angelface: Emmett!
vampgrl: What video?
Mr.Macho: WOOOOOOOOOSH! I HAVE A CAPE!
Jazzfest: You don't have the cape. Its my cape! You don't get to say woosh! I GET TO SAY WOOSH BECAUSE ITS MY CAPE DAMMIT!
Mr.Macho: NO IT'S NOT! IT IS MY CAPE AND I WILL FLY OVER THE STAIRWELL YELLING WOOSH! you don't have the willpower.
Jazzfest: SHUT UP. ITS MY CAPE! What color is the cape if it isyours?
vampgrl: What video?!
tomanyvoices: Yes what video?
Mr.Macho: It is one of those cheap vampire ones you get at stores. Black on the outside and red on the inside.
Jazzfest: Wrong! Its pink!
vampgrl: if you don't tell me what video I'm going to kill all of you!
Mr.Macho: See! Then it can't be yours cause mine is red!
tomanyvoices: WHAT DAMN TAPE?!
icdafuture: You...don't want to know.
Jazzfest: You're lying.
Mr.Macho: I am not lying!
angelface: Ugh. You both have capes. Get over it!
tomanyvoices: WHAT TAPEEEEE!
icdafuture: Uhm...Well...don't shoot us. It wasn't our idea...
vampgrl: Just tell us!
tomanyvoices: AND STOP BLOCKING YOUR THOUGHTS! All though...the only thing going through Emmett and Jasper's thoughts is 'WOOSH!'
-loud crash is heard-
Mr.Macho: Okay. Jasper. If Esme asks you broke the vase we say it was Edward.
vampgrl: Dammit! Someone tell me!
icdafuture: We got you guys on video...
tomanyvoices: Doing what?
Mr.Macho: I SMELL SOMEBODY ROASTING WEINES!
icdafuture: SEX TAPE!
Jazzfest: WEIIIIIIIIIIIINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
vampgrl: YOU...SEX...TAPE...
Mr.Macho: No. It's not a sex tape. It is reactions. But not saying to what. JAZZY! Lets run past whoever it is with our capes! Yelling WOOOOOOSH!
Jazzfest: okay!! I think we should too. anythng broken, we blame it on Edward and Bella having sex.
vampgrl: JUST TELL US EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON!?
Mr.Macho: That sounds perfect. SHould we get it on video?
tomanyvoices: WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU FREAKING TALKING ABOUT?!
angelface: This is going to be even better.
icdafuture: You tape it, Esme comes after you guys
Mr.Macho: Heeheehee
tomanyvoices: What video.
icdafuture: Emmett, just tell him. He's getting pissed off.
vampgrl: Edward...lets get out of here. They're really grinding my gears...
Mr.Macho: FINE! We got your guys' reactions on video when Alice and Jasper told you guys that they had gay feelings for you. No big deal.
vampgrl: ...wow...We watched that video yesterday with Carlisle and Esme.
icdafuture: I told you it was the sex video that we got them with Rebecca and Lil, but NOOOOOOOOO you don't listen to me
Mr.Macho: ...Oh yeah.
angelface: Dimwit.
tomanyvoices: I am going to kill you guys.
vampgrl: I smashed the tape that Lil had.
Mr.Macho: Thats not nice.
tomanyvoices: They were asking for it.
angelface: -shkes head-
vampgrl: She told me that it was the real tape. That it was all her idea.
icdafuture: it was..
Mr.Macho: Yup. All her idea
Jazzfest: I've never been hurt by Bella until then. She punched me into a tree...
Mr.Macho: Ouch.
tomanyvoices: HA! Be a man!
Jazzfest: It hurt though!
vampgrl: You deserved it for teaming up with her.
tomanyvoices: Oh, how I wish someone got Bella punching Jasper into a tree.
Mr.Macho: What if I said I did?
vampgrl: He did.
Mr.Macho: But I didn't.
tomanyvoices: I am confused.
Jazzfest: I love confusing people.
vampgrl: You do what now? Ooo. You. Me. Outside. NOW!
tomanyvoices: Jasper!
angelface: Bella, you have a temper.
icdafuture: I see Jasper getting hurt very badly. :-/
tomanyvoices: Well, if I am seeing correctly. I just saw Bella throw Jasper into a giant tree.
icdafuture: This is interesting.
Mr.Macho: Weirdly interesting.
angelface: Strange is more like it.
icdafuture: I'm...actually enjoying this...
tomanyvoices: You enjoy seeing your husband get a can full of Whoop Ass by my wife?
icdafuture: Don't tell him I said that please
Mr.Macho: I will try not too(:
icdafuture: Why do I see him coming at me trying to attack me yelling "YOU ENJOYED HER KICKIN MY ASS?"
tomanyvoices: Cause Emmett just yelled out the window that you enjoy this.
Mr.Macho: DID NOT. I just said it to Rose and I guess he heard it...
icdafuture: it won't be for a little while.
Mr.Macho: Just prepare yourself.
tomanyvoices: That emotional soldier will do the unexpected...
icdafuture: Sorry. I was yelling out the window. XD
Mr.Macho: No problem. What were ya yelling?
icdafuture: For Bella to keep it up.
tomanyvoices: Ah. Well. She is kicking ass out there.
icdafuture: You enjoying this as much as I am?
tomanyvoices: Yeah. If she knew that I am probably next
icdafuture: She would never hurt you...except for...when you're...
tomanyvoices: Shut up.
Mr.Macho: Ohhhh, burn.
icdafuture: I never told you guys that story. Edward, you should tell them.
tomanyvoices: I would rather not.
angelface: What story?!
Mr.Macho: YEAH! What story?!
icdafuture: Well...you see...
Mr.Macho: SPIT IT OUT!
angelface: Right now
icdafuture: Well...they were doing what they do best...and Bella punched him in the nose.
Mr.Macho: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
angelface: hahahaha
icdafuture: I hope she doesn't find out that I told you guys that...
Mr.Macho: I will keep that one locked away. I want to get it on camera.
tomanyvoices: What is it with all of you and videos?!
icdafuture: Uhm...
vampgrl: Alice...dear...would you like to take a walk with me...outside...in the woods...by the TREES!?
Mr.Macho: WHOA
angelface: Dun dun dun daaaaa
icdafuture: I ... think I'm going to...go with Jazzy now.
icdafuture has went away
Jazzfest: I don't need help...
tomanyvoices: You, my brother, do need help
vampgrl: I think I needed that. Alice knows she can't hide from me though. I will be right back.
Mr.Macho: Whoa damn...
Jazzfest: i'm scared for her.
angelface: I think we all are
vampgrl: I should just break something...
Mr.Macho: Esme will murder you.
vampgrl: No. she'll murder Alice, because I'll tell her its Alice's fault..
Jazzfest: What is wrong with you?!
Mr.Macho: Seriously Bella!
vampgrl: What do you mean? Edward, what do they mean?
tomanyvoices: Uhm..I..don't know
Jazzfest: You lie!
tomanyvoices: Do not!
Mr.Macho: CAPES AND WEINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jazzfest: Edward, we talked about this last night.
tomanyvoices: Then you tell her!
Jazzfest: you're her husband!
vampgrl: Someone just bloody tell me!
tomanyvoices: I was distracted. You tell her.
Mr.macho: Wow...
Jazzfest: What were you distracted by?
vampgrl: Someone is going to be next!
angelface: I am gonna go paint my nails.
angelface has signed off
tomanyvoices: Not you thats for sure.
Mr.Macho: You are acting strange, Edward
Jazzfest: Oh! You are so nasty! I'm getting...ew. I don't want to do that to her! Dammit. Yuck. She's my sister!
vampgrl: DAMMIT JUST TELL ME!?
tomanyvoices: What are you talking about man?
Jazzfest: Who wants to ahve sex with Bella? I feel lust towards her...
tomanyvoices: Who do you think, idiot?
Mr.Macho: Dude. Please. Not here.
Jazzfest: God. You're like a raging hormone! And Emmett you're just afraid to admit it, because you know that Edward would like totally kil you.
vampgrl: i'm going to beat all three of you into a tree if soneone doesn't tell me what thehell is apparently wrong with me. Did Jazz just seriously say "totally"?
tomanyvoices: I think he did. And I am like a raging hormone because you won't tell my wife what she wants to know! Because I don't want to tell her!
Mr.Macho: How did I get brought into this?
vampgrl: TELL ME EDWARD.
tomanyvoices: mwahahaha
-crash!-
tomanyvoices: I swear. If Emmett ever gets on my computer again I will rip him to shreds.
vampgrl: TELL ME
tomanyvoices: I don't even remember what we were fighting about...
vampgrl: What was wrong with me...
tomanyvoices: Oh. You are on a fighting spree right now. And Emmett liked watching you beat up Jasper. He thought it was hilarious so he youtubed it.
Mr.Macho: I DID NO SUCH THING...
vampgrl: I don't believe you! I don't have aproblem.
Jazzfest: WEINERRRRRRRRRRR
tomanyvoices: It seemed like you did today...
Mr.Macho: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
vampgrl: I can't believe that you're STANDING up for them.
Jazzfest: I'm a wooshing weiner.
Mr.Macho: I am a weiner thats wooshing
tomanyvoices: I am not standing up for them. I am just saying stuff off the top of my head!
icdafuture has returned
vampgrl has signed off
icdafuture: i think you're in the dog house again.
tomanyvoices: Shut up, Alice.
Mr.Macho: JAZZY!
icdafuture: I'm worried about her actually...
Jazzfest: Its because she's a newborn and she just lost her virginity. Remember... we all went through it.
Mr.Macho: JASPER! Lets play video games!
tomanyvoices: Bella. Let me make it up to you. I will take you wherever you want.
icdafuture: She signed off...
Jazzfest: Okay.
tomanyvoices: Oh..I thought it said she signed on. Never mind. I am gonna go find her.
tomanyvoices has signed off
Mr.Macho: I will dominate Jasper Whitlock Hale!
icdafuture: i feel bad for them.
Mr.Macho: Why?
icdafuture: They're so in love...but...he's weird...and she's...fiesty now.
Mr.Macho: I think he was scared of her today. He usually never acts like that
Jazzfest: He was... but it was turning him on too.
Mr.Macho: Ughhhhh. He is a freak. A super freak, super freak, He's super freakyyyyy.
Jazzfest: Making me super freaky.
Mr.Macho: What The Hell.
Jazzfest: I'm horny from his horniness.
Mr.Macho: OH MY GOD! Stop talking about your feelings. We were supposed to play video games.
icdafuture: Your horniness makes me horny.
Jazzfest: I love you Emmett. XD
Mr.Macho: Why don't you to just go away or something. I have all these capes and hot dogs down here and I was thinking of doing some mischeif. But noooooooooooo. Jasper has to feel feelings!
Mr.Macho: HMPH!
icdafuture: You want me to go away?
Jazzfest: Mischeif is my middle name!
Mr.Macho: No, Alice. And Jasper, your middle name is EMOTIONAL. And it gets very annoying sometimes.
Jazzfest: I thought it was Whitlock.
Mr.Macho: Quit being a smartass.
Jazzfest: I'm not!
icdafuture has signed off
Mr.Macho: Yes you are!
Jazzfest: Hey...we're all alone again...
Mr.Macho: Not for long! WOOOOOOOSH!
Mr.Macho has signed off
Jazzfest: Damn!
Jazzfest has signed off