Oh,
Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Seventeen - R.I.P. Carl
vampgrl has signed on
angelface has signed on
vampgrl: Have you seen Eddie recently?
angelface: Nope. Have you seen Emmett?
vampgrl: No. I have not.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Has ANYONE seen Jazzy?
angelface: They have to be together.
vampgrl: Must be.
angelface: Which means no good.
icdafuture: No good at all.
angelface: Something will wind up broken
vampgrl: Edward will keep them under control...won't he?
angelface: Not necesarily
icdafuture: I'll call them.
angelface: Have you seen them getting into any trouble?
icdafuture: I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary, no.
angelface: Hm. Then maybe we can relax...
icdafuture: They'r at a pet store...
angelface: What are they doing there?
icdafuture: They're...shopping for a pet...
angelface: They know we cant have pets.
vampgrl: Because they'll eat it?
angelface: We all will Bella. I thinkwe would probably attack the poor creature and people would think of us as pet murderers
icdafuture: Nobody'll eat it...
angelface: That's odd.
icdafuture: Would you eat something named...CARL?!
angelface: I wouldn't even look at someone named Carl. Let alone an animal. The poor creature
vampgrl: Who would name anything CARL!?
angelface: Who knows. Alice?
icdafuture: Bella...
angelface: What type of animal is it Alice?
icdafuture: A...fish.
angelface: Then why don't we make sushi out of it?! I mean a fish! Come on! They aren't cute! Puppies are cute! But a fish?!
icdafuture: Well, we can kill it and make sushi...
vampgrl: What TYPE of fish?
angelface: WHO CARES?! Let's sell it to a Chinese resteraunt. HA!
icdafuture: Gold fish. You'll have to ask Bella, Rose.
angelface: Bella?
vampgrl: Why me?
angelface: Can I sell your fish?
vampgrl: MY FISH?!
angelface: Yeah. Can I sell it?
vampgrl: I don't HAVE a fish!!
angelface: Apparently you will once the guys get back. Haven't you been paying attention?
vampgrl: What did you think about when you found Emmett? sure as hell wsn't pets, I"m sure.
icdafuture: Edward wants to make up for yeterday. I should sign off before they get home.
angelface: Why? And what do you mean, Bella?
icdafuture: Ew. Bella I don't want to see that! They told me not to tell Bella. XD
angelface: I am so confused. Someone explain something right now!
icdafuture: Our sexdrives have never been this high. Lets just say that.
angelface: You two are disgusting.
angelface: Oh wow. I just said that.
angelface: Emmett has corrupted me with video games!
icdafuture: That would be Bella. She made the decision, and I just...saw it in action...
angelface: Bellllllllllllllla. You naughty girl.
vampgrl: I'm sorry that...did I just hear a car?
angelface: I believe you did.
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Mr.Macho has signed on
angelface: A DAMN FISH?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
icdafuture has signed off
vampgrl: A fish?
vampgrl: What the hell are you talking about?
tomanyvoices: Dammit.
Mr.Macho: Whattt?! It is a cute little fella.
angelface: Wow, Bella. You are slightly dense today.
vampgrl: Alice said that they weren't supposed to know that she told me!
vampgrl: ...
vampgrl: Ooops.
tomanyvoices: Well. Surprise.
Mr.Macho: WE NAMED HIM CARL!
angelface: Oh my god. Like I said. Chinese resteraunt
vampgrl: Go for it Rose. Edward, you know that I don't like you buying me stuff.
tomanyvoices: But I wanted to.
Mr.Macho: NOBODY IS MAKING CARL INTO SUSHI!
angelface: YOU NAMED IT CARL!?
vampgrl: Who in their right mind would let anything named CARL live?
tomanyvoices: Emmett
Mr.Macho: What is wrong with the name Carl?!
angelface: EVERYTHING!
vampgrl: It doesn't deserve to LIVEEEEEEE!
angelface: It mus be destroyed!
Mr.Macho: NOBODY IS GOING TO TOUCH CARL!
tomanyvoices: What is wrong with you two?!
vampgrl: Nothing. There is something wrong with the fish...
angelface: Except the name!
Mr.Macho: God dammit! Nothing is wrong with the name Carl!
tomanyvoices: I will get Alice for this.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Get over it Emmett, the fish dies anyways.
Mr.macho: Wh-wha-WHATT?!
icdafuture: He goes to the little toilet bowl in the sky!
Mr.Macho: Stop saying such horrid things!
icdafuture: You're hardheaded. I'll get Jazz for this one.
tomanyvoices: I am going to get a fishbowl and what not. I will be back on later.
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Mr.Macho: Jazz never did anything. You are the one insulting Carl!
angelface: AGAIN WITH THE NAME CARL!
vampgrl: I think I want to cuddle with Carl...
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Sorry bro. Carl dies.
angelface: HOW THE HELL DO YOU CUDDLE WITH A FISH?! You peole are making me tired. Which is hard to do.
Mr.Macho: The good always die young!
vampgrl: Yes, we did. You take it out of the water and let it DIE!
angelface: Kill Carl!
Mr.macho: I am comig to save him! You two are horrible meanyheads!
Jazzfest: I should get Edward...
Auto Response from vampgrl: Killing Carl.
angelface has gone away
Mr.Macho: Rose?
Auto Response from angelface: Helping destroy Carl.
Puppylove has signed on
Puppylove: Who the hell is Carl?
Mr.Macho: An adorable little goldfish that Bella and Rose are KILLING!
Puppylove: So, he's not a human?
Mr.Macho: What part of GOLDFISH did you not understand?
Puppylove: What's got your panties in a bunch?
Mr.Macho: THEY ARE KILLING CARL!
Puppylove: And your connection to the GOLDFISH is?
Mr.Macho: He is cute! And his name is freaking CARL!
Puppylove: Who the hell named the fish Carl?
Mr.Macho: Do you have a problem with the name Carl?
Puppylove: Its just...weird...
Jazzfest: I'm enjoying this...
Mr.Macho: WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THE NAME CARL?!
Jazzfest: its stupid.
Mr.Macho: You agreed with me on the name!
Jazzfest: Because you were really excited and it made me excited..
Puppylove: Now, if that isn't gay, I don't know what is...
Mr.Macho: Shut the hell up dog.
Puppylove: You wanna scrap leech? I beatcho ass!
Jazzfest: Wow...
Puppylove: sorry. I watched "In the Land of Women" today.
Jazzfest: And you call me gay...
Mr.Macho: No. I am gonna mourn over CARL!
angelface has returned from away
angelface: WOO! Carl is dead. Sorry Emmett.
Mr.Macho: You monster.
vampgrl: how do you like me now, bitch?
Mr.Macho: YOU ARE ALL CRUEL
vampgrl: I want Edward...Anyone...oh damn...
Jazzfest: He went to get a...
Mr.Macho: HE WENT TO GO GET A FISH BOWL FOR CARL! BUT I SEE IT ISn'T NEEDED ANYMORE!
angelface: Jeez Emmett. Calm down.
Mr.macho: No. You killed Carl!
Puppylove: I guess I've spent enought time on here...
angelface: If you know what is best with you. Emmett will go on and on about that wretched fish.
Mr.Macho: I remember the car ride home with him! He was so innocent!
vampgrl: uhm...HE'S A FISH...well...WAS a fish.
Mr.Macho: An innocent fish that did no wrong!
angelface: YOU NAMED IT CARL!
vampgrl: The name would have been the death of him! Oh, it was.
Jazzfest: Bella, Edward bought it for you! You KILLED something EDWARD bought you because he LOVES you and he's sorry for yesterday!
angelface: Then you guys shouldn't have named it Carl.
Mr.Macho: Cruel, cruel cruel, mean, mean, mean, harsh, harsh, harsh.
vampgrl: How mad is he Jazz?
Jazzfest: Run!
angelface: No.
Mr.Macho: I am going to go give Carl the proper burial.
Mr.Macho has signed off
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: What happend to Carl.
vampgrl has signed off
Jazzfest: Bella and Rosalie killed him, because his name was Carl.
angelface: Why the hell would you name the poor creature such a bad name?!
tomanyvoices: You killed the fish because of it's name?!
icdafuture: Tried to warn you, Emmett...
tomanyvoices: Emmett signed off. I just can't believe you killed the fish because of its name
vampgrl has signed on
vampgrl: Did Edward sign off yet?
tomanyvoices: No.
angelface: He is being a grouch because we killed the thing.
jazzfest: That THING was a living person...fish...thing
vampgrl: How mad at me are you?
tomanyvoices: I can't believe you two killed a fish because of it's name.
angelface: Then you shouldn't ave named it Carl.
Jazzfest: I don't know who to agree with!
angelface: Agree with us Jasper Whitlock Hale!
Jazzfest: Yes ma'am.
Jazzfest: Emmett and you shouldn't have agreed with the name Carl! Jeez. How insensitve are you?
vampgrl: Are you SURE you're not gay?
tomanyvoices: Whatever.
angelface: Your just upset because Bella and I were right.
tomanyvoices has signed off
jazzfest: Cheer up Bella. Or I'll come and have a pillow fight with you!
vampgrl: Again, are you SUREEEE you're not gay?
angelface: OHHH! I want to join!
vampgrl: I need to make him love me...
icdafuture: I see a trip to the PETSHOP!
angelface: Get anything but a fish. And do NOT name it Carl. Or there will be problems.
vampgrl: What about a puppy named...JACOB
Puppylove: Nice joke...
angelface: I like it. And didn't you sign off?!
Puppylove: I forgot?
vampgrl: Will Edward like it?
icdafuture: Edward will...never mind. He'll love it.
angelface: Good. I am still trying to get over the Fish named Carl thing
puppylove has signed off
vampgrl: Edward hates me. :(
angelface: No he doesn't. You are overreacting. Tell him we are going to the pet store.
vampgrl: He really doesn't. He's no where to be seen.
icdafuture: He just...
-crash is heard downstairs-
icdafuture: broke the flatscreen...AGAIN
angelface: All over a fish named Carl?
icdafuture: He...loved the fish...
vampgrl: And I thought I was weird.
angelface: Wow...I guess it is time to get another fish for him. But we are not naming it Carl
Jazzfest: It was short for Carlisle...
angelface: How would Carlisle feel about having a FISH named after him
icdafuture: Ask him yourself.
vampgod has signed on
vampgod: Ask me what?
icdafuture: How would you feel having a fish named Carl...short for Carlisle.
vampgod: Carl? Well, I don't know. I am not to fond of the name Carl.
vampgrl: See Jazz. Even Carlisle doesn't like it! I'm glad we killed him...
vampgod: I will not even bother asking..
vampgod has signed off
angelface: HA! We told you so.
vampgrl: -runs into Rosalie's room and does an Irish jig-
angelface: -Joins Bella in Irish jig-
icdafuture: Edward's lost...
angelface: What do you mean?
icdafuture: He took the volvo and maxed out...
vampgrl: Uh oh.
angelface: All this over a fish?!
icdafuture: He's really upset...
vampgrl: He's going to get hurt!
Jazzfest: What part of INDESTRUCTABLE does she not understand?
angelface: I cannot believe he is acting like this over a fish. And I don't even think she knows the word.
vampgrl: Lets just go get the damn replacement fish and dog!
angelface: First we need to find Edward. Then we will get the animal and thing.
vampgrl: How are we supposed to FIND my husband?
angelface: Alice.
icdafuture: Maybe after i get some...
angelface: ALICE!
icdafuture: Whatttttttttt?!
angelface: Find Edward! So we can get the damn things!
icdafuture: He'll be back in an hour.
angelface: Fine. We will wait till them. But we are naming the fish Junior. So everybody wins.
icdafuture: Emmett's invisible and he's reading what we're typing...
vampgrl: Junior it is.
angelface: I thought he signed off? Whatever.
Mr.Macho: WE ARE GETTING A PUPPY TO?!
vampgrl: EDWARD is getting a puppy.
Mr.Macho: Will he like the puppy?
vampgrl: Alice said that he will...
Mr.Macho: Grrrrrrr.
vampgrl: why?
Mr.Macho: Because you two hurt me just as badly.
angelface: Just get me when we are all ready to leave.
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vampgrl: Emmett, you were in love with a bloody fish!
Mr.Macho: You two killed it for stupid reasons!
vampgrl: And you kill innocent Grizzlies!
Mr.Macho: But Carl and I had a bond. And he had a name! I don't give grizzlies names
vampgrl: BECAUSE YOU'RE A MONSTER!
icdafuture: You name your food Bella?
vampgrl: Of course I do. Just yesterday, I ate Bambi the mountain lion!
Mr.Macho: :-O YOU ARE THE MONSTER!
vampgrl: I am no monster. I'm just pretty.
icdafuture: Okay, Rose...
Mr.Macho: She signed off Alice.
Mr.Macho: And Bella, you just sounded a hell of alot like Rose.
vampgrl: No I don't..
icdafuture: I was talking to Bella, retard.
Mr.Macho: Oh...well.. WEINERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
icdafuture: Stay off the weiners...and dongs. XD
vampgrl: IS EDDIE BACK YET?!
Mr.Macho: I don't know. Why don't you go look for him? And Alice, I will be WOOSHING those Weinasssssssssss
icdafuture: What the hell are you on?
vampgrl: HE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!
Mr.Macho: WOOOOOOOOOOOOSHING WEINERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
vampgrl: Please tell me if hes close SOMEONE!
Mr.Macho: LALALALALALA next fish's name is Carlito!
vampgrl: Guess its better than Carl.
Mr.Macho: Edwards back! Time to go get new animals!
Mr. Macho has signed off
vampgrl: Not till we talk this out...
icdafuture: See ya in the car!
icdafuture has signed off
vampgrl: Guess we'll settle this in the car
vampgrl signed off