Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Eightteen - Elbert & Carlito
vampgrl has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: BELLLLLLLLLLLLA!
vampgrl: Emmett.
Mr.Macho: I have a name for the puppy!
vampgrl: He's not your puppy!
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: We are not naming the damn dog Elbert!
Mr.Macho: COME ON!!
vampgrl: ELBERT?!
Mr.Macho: Yes! Elbert.
angelface has signed on
angelface: Atleast it isn't Carl.
vampgrl: Its not your damn dog, Emmett! Edward picks the name! He's his! Aww. He just come up to me and licked my nose.
tomanyvoices: I think we should name the dog Elbert.
Mr.Macho: WOOHOO! ELBERT!
angelface: What did you name the fish?
vampgrl: WHY ELBERT?!
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Yay! What are we happy for?
tomanyvoices: Because that way we won't have to listen to Emmett secretly calling it Elbert.
angelface: Nobody answered my question!
jazzfest: ELBERT AND CARLITO! YAY!
vampgrl: I wouldn't hear him. You're the one with mind-reading powers dear.
angelface: CARLITO?!
angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho: WOOOOOO! ELBERT AND CARLITO!
tomanyvoices: Well not in his mind, love.
vampgrl: You named the fish Carlito? That's just as bad as CARL!
Mr.Macho: Why do you think Rose signed off? But there is nothing wrong with the names!
tomanyvoices: Yes. I named the fish Carlito. There is nothingwrong with it
vampgrl: Why would you name the fish Carlito?!
tomanyvoices: To make up for Carl.
Mr.Macho: WOOSH! ELBERT AND CARLITO!
vampgrl: Why would you name a fish CARL in the first place.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Why do I see Rose eating a fish...
Jazzfest: CARLITO! I'LL SHAVE YOU! WOOSH!
Mr.Macho: I MUST STOP HER!
Mr.Macho has gone away
icdafuture: Wow.
tomanyvoices: Why are those two so strange over a fish?
vampgrl: Why did you name a fish CARLITO and a dog ELBERT? He's whining right now. He's upset!
tomanyvoices: Well. You said I could name them.
vampgrl: ELBERT AND CARLITO? You've been watching the olympics!
tomanyvoices: Be happy I didn't name the dog Fluffy or something.
vampgrl: That would have been cute!?
icdafuture: You shouldn't have told her that, Edward. She's going to call him Fluffy now.
tomanyvoices: His name is Elbert.
vampgrl: Fluffy.
tomanyvoices: Elbert.
vampgrl: Fluffy.
tomanyvoices: Elbert.
vampgrl: Fluffy.
tomanyvoices: Elbert!
vampgrl: Fluffy!!
tomanyvoices: Fluffy!
vampgrl: HA! gOTCHA!
tomanyvoices: Nobody said that. It was a random out of the blue word. ELBERT!
vampgrl: FLUFFY!!
icdafuture: How about a compromise?
tomanyvoices: Fine. The dogs middle name will be Fluffy.
vampgrl: Elbert Fluffy Cullen? No! Fluffy Elbert Cullen!
tomanyvoices: My dog! His name is ELbert Fluffy Cullen!
vampgrl: OUR DOG!
Mr.Macho has returned from away
Mr.Macho: Well. We couldn't save Carlito. And the dogs name is ELBERT!
icdafuture: Just agree on a name for the damn thing! Geez!
vampgrl: Edward, agree with me, or I'll...I'll...I'll show everyone that thing that you have hidden in the closet!
tomanyvoices: His name is Elbert.
Mr.Macho: ELBERT, ELBERT, ELBERT, ELBERT!
vampgrl: Alice, if you come in the room here, I'll show you Edward's footy pajamas that he wears at night.
icdafuture: This could get interesting...
Jazzfest: EDWARD WEARS FOOTY PAJAMAS?!
tomanyvoices: EVILLLLLLLLLL!
tomanyvoices has gone away
Mr.Macho: FOOTIE PAJAMAS?! I WANT TO SEE!
vampgrl: its what he gets.
icdafuture: They have little dinosaurs that say "rawr" on them!
Mr.Macho: Get a picture! It deserves to be on the internet.
tomanyvoices has returned
tomanyvoices: MEAN MEAN MEAN!
tomanyvoices has signed off
vampgrl: You would think that with his vocabulary, he would call me something other than 'MEAN'.
Mr.Macho: Haha. Well he is probably distracted by Elbert.
vampgrl: Nope. Fluffy is in here with me.
Mr.Macho: His name is Elbert.
vampgrl: If I tell Rose, your footie pajamas will be all over the internet too.
icdafuture: I'm sure Jessica would enjoy edward's pajamas.
Mr.Macho: I am proud of my footie pajamas
icdafuture: I'm not going to put these pictures on the myspace. Edward will be very upset.
vampgrl: Is he getting back online? i'll apologize...
Mr.Macho: I don't know. He is pacing back and forth and I keep hearing the name Elbert.
vampgrl: We'll name the damn thing Elbert then!
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: Yep. His name is Elbert.
vampgrl: Edward...
icdafuture: You're weak, Bella.
tomanyvoices: Yes Bella?
Mr.Macho: Elbertttttttttt!
vampgrl: I've very sorry that we were fighting over YOUR pet's name...
icdafuture: WEEEEEEAKKKKKKKKK
Jazzfest: You KILLED Carl the second.
Mr.Macho: I agree with Alice. If you didn't have vampire grace you would have shaky knees and probably fall over.
tomanyvoices: I am sorry to. But I am happy you agreed to name it Elbert.
vampgrl: Emmett, do you remember what happened to Jasper? You'll be next...
icdafuture: She only agreed because she wants you to love her and not hate her, she's still going to call him Fluffy when you aren't around.
tomanyvoices: As long as I am not around.
Mr.Macho: CARLITO IS DEAD?!
Jazzfest: Carlito is dead my brother. Your wife killed him.
vampgrl: Doesn't mean I wont' call him Fluffy when Emmett is around though! Hahahaha.
Mr.Macho: What is wrong in a world where a fish can't be named Carlito?
tomanyvoices: I am going to go play with Elbert.
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vampgrl: I'm going to go play with Edward. -giggles-
vampgrl has signed off
Jazzfest: I can't believe your wife! Carlito was my friend! MY FRIEND!
Mr.Macho: I am right there with you my brotha. THEY KILLED OUR FRIEND! Murder!
Jazzfest: She's your wife!
icdafuture: its what you get for naming it little carl!
Mr.Macho: SHE KILLED HIM!
icdafuture: Its what you get for damning him liek that!
Jazzfest: Et tu Alice?
Mr.Macho: It was a perfectly fine name!
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Jazzfest: They're just jealous we came up with such a great name!
Mr.Macho: They are! Elbert and Carlito! Perfect names!
Jazzfest: So was Carl!
Mr.Macho: What is wrong with the name Carl?!/
Jazzfest: Nothing! I loved his name! I loved Carl!
Mr.Macho: I did to! But apparently these people have a phobia for the name Carl!
Jazzfest: Ew. They really need to get their own house.
Jazzfest: They probably just hate that we're too cool.
Mr.Macho: We are to cool. We have amazing names but they can't appreciate it.
Jazzfest: How long do you think Elbert will last?
Mr.Macho: Hopefully long. He is a cute little fella, that shouldn't be killed. And his name WILL last. I will make sure of it.
Jazzfest: Want to get out of the house, because I know you hear them.
Mr.Macho: Yes. Lets take Elbert for a walk!
Jazzfest: He's still in their room. I'm not going in there!
Mr.Macho: I will run in, get the dog, and run out in 5 seconds flat.
Jazzfest: I feel bad if they realize that you're in there.
Mr.Macho: Who cares?! I want to play with Elbert! And I know you do to!
Jazzfest: Not at the expense of Edward and Bella ganging up on me.
Mr.Macho: They are to busy to gang up on you.
Jazzfest: Not if you walk int here!
Mr.Macho: But I am running in there.Fine. Lets just go hunting or somehing
Jazzfest: Good. Should we bring the Carl haters?
Mr.Macho: I guess so. They shouldn't listen to this. But I will call Alice, Carl Hater, and I am calling Rose, Carl Killer. Only cause it fits.
Jazzfest: Okay. Lets invited the killer and hater.
Mr.Macho: Fine by me.
Mr.Macho has signed off
Jazzfest has signed off