We had tons of fun writing this chapter. I have no clue what we were thinking. Sorry it took so long to get it up. I'm in classes and junk, so I haven't had much time to bold and italics stuff. Sorry. I hope you enjoy our next installment of OTCC.
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Nineteen - Neopets ... You've Got To Be Friggin' Kidding Me!
icdafuture has signed on
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: BELLA!
icdafuture: Bella's not on. I was looking for her myself.
Mr.Macho: Then who the helllllllllll is this?
icdafuture: Your sister!
Mr.Macho: Oh damn! Find Bella! I have this awesome website I want to get her hooked on
icdafuture: Think about it hard enough and then Edward will get her online.
Mr.Macho: No! Alice do YOU want to hear about the awesome website I found?
icdafuture: Uhm...
Jazzfest has signed on
Jazzfest: Emmett, I hate you for getting me hooked on this site!
Mr.Macho: I told you it is awesome!
icdafuture: Addicting website? Do I want to know?
Mr.Macho: NEOPETS!
Jazzfest: I joined a guild! Its awesome! Did you see my pet? And my petpet? And my petpetpet?
icdafuture: What the hell?!
Mr.Macho: Dude, Jazz. I am working my way to a Secret Lab Map. Or gain all the codestones. Lets compete for high scores!
icdafuture: Don't tell me that this is why you want Bella on...
Mr.Macho: She would like it!
vampgrl has signed on
vampgrl: -sigh- Edward said you wanted me on.
Mr.Macho: Yes! I have this amazing site that you should join! Jazz and I are having a blast on it!
Jazzfest: Go here:
icdafuture: I must warn the husband and other wife. -sigh-
Mr.Macho: Do it Bella! We are competing for high scores
vampgrl: I have to sign up for this crap?
Mr.Macho: Yes. But it is free. Come on! SIGN UP ALREADY!
vampgrl: What the hell?!
Mr.Macho: What?!
vampgrl: I don't know what kinda pet I want.!
Mr.Macho: Get the one you like the best!
vampgrl: Aisha, Kougra, or Nimmo?
Mr.Macho: Kougra
Jazzfest: I'm going to play Ice Cream Machine.
Mr.Macho: No dude! Play Meerca Chase 2!
vampgrl: I will! Hopefully Edward won't come in here. He's been very...feely.
Mr.Macho: Don't lose your concentration! We are playing for high scores!
vampgrl: I'm just saying htat I hope he doesn't sign on.
Mr.Macho: I won't let him
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: To late.
vampgrl: Luckily he's not int he room.
tomanyvoices: Now, Alice told me I should watch out. What shoud I watch out for..exactly?
Mr.Macho: Nothing. Now shut up Edward!
Jazzfest: You're throwing off my groooooove!
vampgrl: Nothing baby. Nothing at all. -hides the screen-
Mr.Macho: DAMMIT EDWARD! We are playing a game!
tomanyvoices: What are you guys doing?
Jazzfest: I lost. :
vampgrl: I didn't! C'mon Emmett, I'll kick your ass!
Mr.Macho: You are on little sister!
tomanyvoices: Bella, I am coming over to see what you are up to.
vampgrl: NOOOOOO!
Jazzfest: Bella should run around with the laptop and keep playing.
Mr.Macho: EDWARD DO NOT TOUCH BELLA!
tomanyvoices: Whatever... -walks over to Bella-
vampgrl: -runs away-
Mr.Mahco: BELLA! Run as fast as you can!
-Edward walks over to Bella and strokes her cheek-
-Bella growls at Edward and runs away-
vampgrl: HE TOUCHED ME!
Mr.Macho: WHAT! DID HE THROW OFF YOUR GROOVE!?
tomanyvoices: I'm curious. -starts to kiss Bella-
vampgrl: Dammit! I lost. :
Jazzfest: Emmett wins!
Mr.Macho: WOOHOOO! Next game! Destruct -o- Match
tomanyvoices: This is going to be fun -mischevious grin-
Jazzfest: I, II, or III?
vampgrl: Don't you dare, Edward! I'll beat you into a tree!
Mr.Macho: III, and what is he doing?!
vampgrl: Kissing. My. Neck. Concentration. Leaving. RAWR!
Mr.Macho: Kick him in the shin. That would get you away from him for some time.
tomanyvoices: Don't think about it.
tomanyvoices has signed off
Mr.Macho: DO IT!
vampgrl: Uhm...
Jazzfest: Ew. Stop doing htat Edward! I know that you're reading this!
Mr.Macho: What is he doing?
vampgrl: I'm trying to seduce her. this is Edward by the way.
Jazzfest: Put my sister back on!
Mr.Macho: Edward! Stop it!
vampgrl: I bit him. I'm back. He made me lose though.
Mr.Macho: Then we play a new game. Spell or Starve
Jazzfest: I'm not done yet! I'm kicking ass!
Mr.Macho: Fine. I am still playing to. And I will kick your ass in this game and put you to shame.
Jazzfest: Not likely, oh brother of mine.
vampgrl: What's this guild thing that you're in Jazz?
Mr.Macho: Hold on Bella! We are neck and neck in this game
vampgrl: Neck and neck. You mean like Edward is lip to neck with me? Yeah, this isn't going to work. I'm about to kick him out of here.
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Is Edward on?
Mr.Macho: No he is not. Bella kick him out! These are very important matters!
icdafuture: oh. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
vampgrl: Ha. Stole it back from Bella.
icdafuture: Where are you?
Mr.Macho: Edward! Give Bella back her computer. I need to ask her a question
vampgrl: We're laying in bed.
icdafuture: Are you...planning what I think you're planning?
Jazzfest: Shut up and give Bella back the computer!
Mr.Macho: Now Edward!
vampgrl: No! Yes, Alice. I am.
icdafuture: Then you MIGHT want to give Bella the computer back.
vampgrl: Dammit! What do you need to ask me, Em?
Mr.Macho: What is your highest score?!
vampgrl: Uhm...let me go check. which game?
Mr.Macho: ANy game
vampgrl: I'll look really quick.
Mr.Macho: Well hurrrrrrrrrrrrry
vampgrl: I am!
Jazzfest: ARen't you going to ask mine?
Mr.Macho: I am sorry Jasper. What is your high score budy boy?
Jazzfest: I don't know. What's yours?
Mr.Macho: I got 1,500 Neopoints in Destruct -o- Match III
vampgrl: I got 2,255,680 on The Return of the Return of Dr.Sloth!
Mr.Macho: HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!
vampgrl: I don't know!
vampgrl: try to beat me!
Mr.Mahco: Oh. You are on sister.
vampgrl: Really?
Jazzfest: I got 7070 on Ice Cream Machine.
Mr.Macho: Okay. I declare a bet.
vampgrl: And that would be?
Mr.Macho: The person who loses all the games we play has to walk around with a crown and a sash saying "I failed on Neopets" got it?
vampgrl: All of us?
Mr.Macho: Well you, Jazz and myself
vampgrl: Two people will lose dumb dumb.
Mr.Macho: Fine. Once we all lose atleast 3 games, we will pick names out of a hat
vampgrl: We pick 4 games each!
Mr.Macho: Okay, but Jasper gets to pick first cause he has been oh so quiet
Jazzfest: Snowmuncher!
Mr.Macho: That one is so easy! But okay. We will give it a go.
icdafuture: I see Jasper losing!
Mr.Macho: Stop predicting right now!
icdafuture: Why!
Mr.Macho: You can tell him when he loses.
icdafuture: You suck!
Jazzfest: i got 924.
Mr.Macho: HA! I got 2576
vampgrl: You're lucky! I got 2,184.
Mr.Macho: Okay. Bella. You choose the next game
vampgrl: Its only because I took the computer from her again. She says Snowball Fight.
Mr.Macho: Edward! Stop
vampgrl: No!
Mr.Macho: NOW
vampgrl: On one condition!
icdafuture: Ha!
Mr.Macho: WHAT
vampgrl: I get my wife back!
Mr.Macho: AFTER we are done.
vampgrl: Fine!
icdafuture: He's not giving up that easily...
Mr.Macho: Edward. What are you planning.
vampgrl: He's not on anymore. He left the room...
Mr.Macho: Okay good. Back to Snowball Fight.
Jazzfest: My computer frozeeeeeeeeee!
vampgrl: Sounds like Jazzy is a sore loseeeeeeer
Mr.Macho: Sounds like ittttt. Do we have a loser for this gameee? I think we dooooooooo
vampgrl: I think we should change it to whoever loses three games first.
Mr.macho: I like that idea little sis.
Mr.Macho: And Jazzy, you just lost 2 games. I am thinking about a tutu in the bet as well.
vampgrl: Oh yeah. A purple one with glitter.
Mr.Macho: Should we get him a wand also? One with a little star at the top
vampgrl: And he can wear his pink cape, too.
Mr.Macho: Nahh. I was thinking wings
vampgrl: And then we could take a picture. I lost. 305 points. Your pick next.
icdafuture: Uhm...Edward...
Mr.Macho: He isn't here Alice. And I pick the game...Turmac Roll
vampgrl: I loooooooooooooove that game!
Mr.Macho: I do to. I have my highet score in it. Jazzy. Oh Jazzy woo-woo are you still there?
Jazzfest: I love it too. Yay!
Mr.Macho: You just lost all your masculinity because you said "Yay!"
vampgrl: Like he had any before.
Jazzfest: I'm not GAY!
Mr.Macho: You know what rhymes with gay, Jasper?
Jazzfest: No. What?
Mr.Macho: YAY! And you said it, now play the game!
vampgrl: Stop rhyming idiot. Bella got her score.
Mr.Macho: What was her score?
vampgrl: She got a score of 665.
Mr.Macho: heeheehee, My score was 763
vampgrl: You suck. Jasper?
icdafuture: Pictures are going to go on myspace!
Mr.Macho: Bella! Let us cherish this moment!
vampgrl: Bella isn't here anymore. She is currently laying down.
icdafuture: You're gross!
Mr.Macho: DUDE! Go away!
vampgrl: Can't man.
Jazzfest: Good-bye.
Jazzfest has signed off
icdafuture: I need to plan a party..
Mr.Macho: What do you need to plan a party for? Jazz's fairy princess outfit?
icdafuture: No. Not going to tell you. Its all up to Rebecca htough. Lil needs to talk to her about it. xD
vampgrl: I'm sorry that Edward took the ocmputer.
ARTICHOKIEE has signed on
ARTICHOKIEE: Hey All! What is up to me?
vampgrl: DEMON FRIEND!
icdafuture: Didn't see that one coming.
ARTICHOKIEE: I like the nickname.
Mr.Macho: REBECCAAAAAAA
vampgrl: Edward says "LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
ARTICHOKIEE: Tell Edward "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Mr.macho: So. Whats been up
vampgrl: He's kinda..busy, but when he's done...I'll tell him to get on.
icdafuture: Yeah.
Mr.Macho: I love how this entire chat room is like DEVOTED to sex talk now!
ARTICHOKIEE: HAHAHAHA.
vampgrl: All except for you and Rose. Where is Rose?
icdafuture: I GOT THE PICTURES OF JAZZZZZZZ!
ARTICHOKIEE: Send them to me Alice!
Mr.Macho: She is working on someone's car
vampgrl: Someone wouldn't happen to be the other demon...Since I see that she's not actually on..which is weird.
icdafuture: Theyre on myspace!!
ARTICHOKIEE: Haha, I think she might get on later...cause we have to talk to Alice about something
icdafuture: Me?
vampgrl: Be right back. Edward...nevermind
Mr.Macho: I am gonna go help Rose. Bye All!
ARTICHOKIEE: Bye Emmett!
Mr.Macho has signed off
ARTICHOKIEE: Okay. So what party, Alice?
icdafuture: Lil was thinking about throwing a party for one of your friends or something. Said it was supposed to be a surprise or something.
ARTICHOKIEE: OH YEAH! I remember now!
icdafuture: Yeah. Wait! She said something to you about t?
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah. We were talking about it the other day
icdafuture: Oh! Well, damn. XD Are you going to do it?
ARTICHOKIEE: Uhm, I think so. But I am not entirely sure. But I think we should do it
icdafuture: Woohoo! I get to plan a party. SHOPPING!!
ARTICHOKIEE: I will go shopping with you! I am in desperate need of a mall at the moment.
icdafuture: OME! Really?
vampgrl: Back, and Edward says "don't say OME!"
ARTICHOKIEE: OME, really.
vampgrl: Don't start with me Demon! I'll leave this nice comfy bed to get on the computer and get on my screen name to yell at you.
icdafuture: -yawns- You are all talk Edward. You know you won't leave Bella. Anyways, Shopping with a demon!! Do you think the...Lil would want to come? Or should I wait to talk to her?
ARTICHOKIEE: She will come. I will force her. And Edwrd, you know you love me!
icdafuture: Yay! Shopping with MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY demons!
vampgrl: He's upset.
ARTICHOKIEE: Let him be upset. And Alice! When should we go? Right away, or tomorrow?
icdafuture: Well, lets wait to see...
squirtgrl has signed on
squirtgrl: OME. I am soooo pissed off right now. this guy, mark, he totally just told methat he couldn't date me, because I wore Hollister! WTF!?
ARTICHOKIEE: He needs to get a life. I mean, who cares if you wear Hollister? Asshole.
icdafuture: Sounds like you need to go shopping!
squirtgrl: I know right! Seriously though, I mean. What is wrong with what I wear?
ARTICHOKIEE: Nothing is wrong with what you wear. He is just an asshole.
squirtgrl: Oh! I forgot that others were in this chatroom. Hey Alice. Hey Bella. I do want to go shopping actually.
vampgrl: Hi demon.
ARTICHOKIEE: I think Edward is on Bella's screen name.
squirtgrl: OME! EDWARD'S HERE?!
vampgrl: Bella is putting her clothes on.
squirtgrl: -gasp- when did youuuuuu lose your virginity?
ARTICHOKIEE: -shakes head- Lil, they already lost their virginity. Like...last month. Remember? BITE ME.
vampgrl: Don't start that again!
vampgrl: -takes computer back from Edward- Was not. It was like last week.
squirtgrl: Ohh yeah! Where is my best friend at? he's not on right now?
ARTICHOKIEE: He is helping Rosalie with cars. Hey Edward!
vampgrl: -steals computer back from Bella- Hi demon. Whoa. deja vu.
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah yeah yeah. BITE ME!
vampgrl: Dammit! I'll rip you to shreds! Be right back, I'm going to get on my screen name. I keep think I'm talking to Bella for some reason.
icdafuture: When are we shoppppppppppping? -bounces around uncontrolably-
ARTICHOKIEE: It doesn't matter to meeeeeeeeee
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: DEMON!
ARTICHOKIEE: BITE ME
squirtgrl: Soon! Please!!
vampgrl: Baby...be nice to the girls. Please.
tomanyvoices: WHAT?! The one keeps saying Bite me!
ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah. I wanna get out of the house soon
squirtgrl: So, you can hate her, but not me, because I'm not being mean or whatever!
vampgrl: Come on!!
ARTICHOKIEE: All I said was bite me.
tomanyvoices: Stop saying that!
vampgrl: He's sensitive when it comes to the words "Bite Me!" Aren't you honey?
tomanyvoices: Yes I am.
ARTICHOKIEE: Hmmm. In that case...
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: BITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
squirtgrl: EMMETTTTTTTTTT! You leave Rose yet? -giggles-
vampgrl: Hehehe. Yeah, Edward. Bite meeeeeeeee. XD
tomanyvoices: Stop it all of you!
Mr.Macho: BITE ME!
ARTICHOKIEE: BITE MEEEEEEEEEEEE
squirtgrl: Edward, make Emmett answer me. -frowns-
Mr.Macho: Hi Lil! And no. I did not leave Rose.
squirtgrl: Whyyyy not? You know I'm much much much better than her.
icdafuture: What happened to you being pissed off because of Mark?
ARTICHOKIEE: Seriously Lil xD
Mr.Macho: NOOOOOOOOOOO
squirtgrl: Sorry. So, who wants to bite a human and drain their blood for me?
vampgrl: Me!
vampgrl: -looks around the room- I mean...
tomanyvoices: Not you Bella. None of us.
ARTICHOKIEE: Ohh. Edward's getting a little hostile.
vampgrl: Not me! I'm a vegitarian! I only eat deer and junk. Not humans. Nope, never tasted human blood in my life...
icdafuture: You're acting funny, Bella.
ARTICHOKIEE: BELLA IS HIDING SOME-A-TIN!
squirtgrl: Who'd you drain?! -sits up laughing-
ARTICHOKIEE: hahahah it was probably Newton.
tomanyvoices: It isn't funny you two.
squirtgrl: God, what I wouldn't give for Newton to be gone. He annoys me. -laughing to the point of tears-
Mr.Macho: heehee...
ARTICHOKIEE: Bite me, Edward
vampgrl: Uhm...I was walking...alone...the other day...when we were getting the puppy. Well, remember when I went to Ambercrombie and didn't come back with anything and you asked why my eyes were red and I said lack of sleep?
Mr.Macho: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELBERT!
tomanyvoices: Emmett. Shut up.
ARTICHOKIEE: Alice call me about the shopping!
ARTICHOKIEE has signed off
vampgrl: Nohting happened to Elbert idiot! Elbert is with Jazz. Well, there was this guy, who kept eyeing me. It was driving me crazy. He didn't smell appitizing at all, but I decided that if there was anyway to get him to stop looking at me, that would be it. So I sat down at the table and flirted a little bit. He didn't even notice the ring on my finger! Well, he followed me outside in the little alley thing and yeah...
icdafuture: ISABELLA CULLEN!
tomanyvoices: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Mr.Macho: I think I hear Elbert crying...
Mr.Macho has signed off
vampgrl: I love you?
squirtgrl: BELLA IS IN TROUBLE! BELLA IS IN TROUBLE!
tomanyvoices: I can't believe you killed a human!
vampgrl: He was eyeing me! It was driving me crazy!
icdafuture: Isabella Cullen, we should kick you out of the family!
tomanyvoices: Alice. You are being irrational. We just need to take her hunting.
squirtgrl: I'm calling Rebecca and then we'll three-way you alice.
icdafuture: BUT! I'm going shopppppppping. You and everyone ELSE should go huntingggg!
mamabear has signed on
squirtgrl has signed off
mamabear: Hello family.
tomanyvoices: Hi Esme.
mamabear: What did I miss?
mamabear: I've been out all day.
tomanyvoices: Emmett got Bella hooked on Neopets, they competed for high scores, Jasper had to dress up as a fairy princess, The demons showed up and now Alice is going shopping with them and Bella killed a human!
vampgrl: NEOPETS TIME!!
mamabear: BELLA KILLED A HUMAN?! No neopets!
icdafuture: Should we tell Carlisle?
tomanyvoices: Too late, Esme. Bella is hooked and you can't pry her away.
icdafuture: Yeah. Stupid Emmett started her on it today. Jasper is hooked too. I'm mad at both of them. Jasper has been on for like 3 days! The last time he was out was when we went hunting the day we got Elbert and Carlito...and Carlito died. XD
mamabear: Elbert and Carlito?
tomanyvoices: Carlito died?!
icdafuture: Yup! Rose ate him, I think.
tomanyvoices: Oh my god. That is just sick
icdafuture: I think its because it the name had "Carl" in it. Did you know that Carlito means "Little Carl"?
tomanyvoices: Yeah. That is why we named him it. Because you killed Carl!
icdafuture: I didn't kill Carl! That was Bella and Rose.
vampgrl: I'm thirsty. Oooo. Fluffy. -licks lips-
mamabear: Whos is fluffy, Carlito, Carl, and Elbert?
icdafuture: Well...edward bought Carl, the fish, for Bella, but her and Rose got pissed off about the name. I don't blaim them. Carl is such a stupid name! anyways, Bella felt bad and decided to go and get a puppy and replacement fish. The replacement fish was named Carlito, but Rose ate him. Elbert and Fluffy are the same animal. He's a puppy. Elbert is what we're supposed to call him when Edward and the guys aren't around.
tomanyvoices: Yeah. But they killed Carl and Carlito!
vampgrl: I'm glad nobody noticed what I said. XD
mamabear: There is a puppy? In my house?!
tomanyvoices: And Bella you are NOT eating Elbert. And yes. There is a puppy in your house.
vampgrl: Not even a little taste?
icdafutrue: Feeding Frenzy!
mamabear: Why is there a puppy in my house/
tomanyoices: Cause they killed Carl and Carlito. And do NOT eat Elbert. Alice. Don't you have a shopping trip to get to?
icdafuture: Not yet. I'm leaving in five minutes. I wasn't going to eat him. I was saying htat Bella is on a feeding frenzy.
vampgrl: I didn't kill Carlito!
tomanyvoices: You were a contributer.
vampgrl: I liked Carlito.
mamabear: The dog, has to go.
tomanyvoices: Why does the dog have to go?
mamabear: does Carlisle know that you have a dog in my house?
tomanyvoices: Nooooooo
mamabear: I don't want to see his reaction when he finds out...
tomanyvoices: It will be fineeeee
mamabear: Don't be too sure of that, son.
tomanyvoices: And why not?
icdafuture: Be back later. I'm going shopping! Yay!!
vampgrl: Dammit! Why won't this let me join Jasper's guild!
mamabear: He was alergic to dogs when he was human...
tomanyvoices: Well. he is a vampire now. He will have to get over it. And what are you talking about, Bella?
vampgrl: neopets! Where is Emmett? I want to ask him a question about this stupid site.
icdafuture has signed off
mamabear: someone is going to get thristy one day and the dog is going to get it.
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: Somebody was in need of my services?
tomanyvoices: Here we go again.
vampgrl: Okay, So why can't I join this guild that Jasper is apart of? It looks amazing!
Mr.Macho: Did you press the 'Join Guild' button?
vampgrl: Yes!
tomanyvoices: I can see where this is going.
tomanyvoices has signed off
mamabear has signed off
Mr.Macho: Okay. After you pressed 'Join Guild' in that same spot does it say "Leave Guild"?
vampgrl: No. It has like a warning or something. I don't get it.
Mr.Macho: Strange...Do you need to be invited or soemthing?
vampgrl: Something about activating the account!
Mr.Macho: OHH. You need to go to your e-mail and get the activation code
vampgrl: Are you serious?! Taht's so lame!
Mr.Macho: I know. But I don't make the rules.
vampgrl: I don't want to sign onto my email! Grrr. Up for another challenge?
vampgrl: Grr. You left me!
Mr.Macho: Sorry I was reading something. And of course I am up for another challenge.
vampgrl: You can read?
Mr.Macho: It was a neomail (:
vampgrl: Oh. Okay. I was going to say. Haha. WAit, what is a neomail? I feel like such a n00b.
Mr.Macho: Poor poor Bella. It is because you are a n00b. sorry to tell you. And people can neomail eachother on neopets! Here I will send you one right now!
vampgrl: Okay. My user is edwardcullenismyhusband
Mr.Macho: Damn. Can it be any longer? And mine is Grizzlayyy
vampgrl: Okay, explain how I'm supposed to read this "neomail" How do I know when I get it? Seriously?
Mr.Macho: It shows up at the top and you just click the little envelope thingy
vampgrl: I think that later, I'll bring my laptop to you and you can show me. Edward wants me to come and cuddle with him...
Mr.Macho: Then come and show me your problems. And get away from the Neo-Hater!
vampgrl: I'm not leaving my husband!
Mr.Macho: HE IS A NEO-HATERRRRRRRRRR. And Mayne, we can' have dat all up in our grill. kno; wha i be sayin?
vampgrl: I know he's a neo-hater, but I love him..
Mr.Macho: Come here so I can show you how to work neopets
vampgrl: Dammit! I want to cuddle withmy husband first!
Mr.macho: Fine! Cuddle with your husband! I will just stand outside your door talking about Carl and Carlito!
vampgrl: Go play with Fluffy or something.
Mr.Macho: His name is Elbert.
vampgrl: At least youw ren't on when the story about the guy was told. XD
vampgrl: FLUFFY!
Mr.Macho: ELBERT!
vampgrl: Fluffy! Why did I just start listening to Kanye West?
Mr.Macho: I don't know. But I am gonna go play with ELBERT!
Mr.Macho has signed off
vampgrl has signed off