kanga and little roo.
Oh Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Twenty-Two -- Hungry Hungry Hippos
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: OH MY DAMN!
tomanyvoices: What?
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vampgrl: hello baby. hello brother.
: BELLA! I have discovered the most incredible discovery in the entire universe!
vampgrl: What the hell?!
tomanyvoices: Emmett found our old Hungry Hungry Hippo's game.
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jazzfest: Familia! -very effeminate voice-
vampgrl: Hey jazzy. Why would he do that?
: JASPER! Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippo's!
jazzfest: Oh em gee! Yes! So totally!
tomanyvoices: Jasper?
jazzfest: Mmhm?
jazzfest: What can I do ya for Eddy-weddy-poo?
tomanyvoices: Is there something you want to tell everyone?
jazzfest: I just got back from...the mall...with...Alice...we got...mani-pedi's
vampgrl: OME. You've got to be joking.
: What's wrong with that?
vampgrl: Edward, would you like to explain?
tomanyvoices: Not at all.
vampgrl: I...meaning we...worry about Jasper. I think he's going a little bit overboard with the gay thing.
: Wait...what?
jazzfest: I'm not gay. Just...gay. *giggles*
: JASPER! I was going to play Hungry Hungry Hippo's with you!
jazzfest: Then come here stud. Rawr.
: You need alone time with Alice! In a bed! With....nothing but a smile on!
jazzfest: Shush. Bella...you're making me want to do naughty things to Edward. *giggles*
tomanyvoices: Bella. Please stop while we try to figure this out
vampgrl: Figure what out?
tomanyvoices: This phase Jasper is going through
vampgrl: He's being himself.
: I still want to play Hungry Hungry Hippo's.
vampgrl: Lets play then!
tomanyvoices: Fine by me
jazzfest: Hungry Hungry Hippo's. Its really really fun! Yeah!
: You know what? I want to read a book. GOOSEBUMPS!
vampgrl: You can read?
: In seven different languages
vampgrl: I don't believe that, Emmett. Anyways. Lets go play HHH while we're watching Goosebumps. Its on TV!
: Are. You. Serious.?! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SITTING HERE FOR!
vampgrl: Get the laptops and come downstairs here.
jazzfest: Oh em gee. Yes! Lets!
tomanyvoices: I think I am going to play piano for a bit...
: I bet you I can beat you ALL downstairs!
vampgrl: I'm already down here. *sticks tongue out*
jazzfest: Aw, Eddy. Why don't you wanna play with us? *pouts*
tomanyvoices: No thanks.
: Damn you, Bella! Jasper I will beat you!
jazzfest: Okay!
vampgrl: Why not baby?
tomanyvoices: Just because.
: I WON!
vampgrl: Edward!
jazzfest: I let you win.
: Nahh, you can't beat the almighty, over-powering Emmett.
jazzfest: Whatever.
: Don't give me that tude girlfriend
Jazzfest: Oh no you dinnit!
vampgrl: I can't deal with this. I give up. I'm just going to watch Goosebumps while you two play.
: See what you did -Pedi?!
Jazzfest: The smell...soothes me.
: Yeah, of course.
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vampgrl: Look what you two did! You chased my husband away!
: Well the Sooth master shouldn't have scared him away
Jazzfest: Do you have a problem with my gay-ness?
: No. I have a problem with you when you ruin my game of Hungry Hungry Hippo's!
vampgrl: Are you ignoring the fact that he just admitted to being gay?
Jazzfest: Play then ho-bag!
: I know you did NOT just call me a ho-bag!
Jazzfest: Did to, ho-bag.
vampgrl: Honestly, aren't we grown up enough to know that calling each other names is stupid?
: I don't even want to hear names out of you Jasper! You little slutcan!
jazzfest: Slutcan? You're truly dimwitted, ho-bag.
vampgrl: Stop it! Both of you!
: Shut up, Slutty McSlut Slut
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icdafuture: Where's...ahhh! Are you watching worms on the television?
: Yes, sister. I am
icdafuture: Yuck. Nasty ass.
: What? I am not as nasty as YOUR slutcan.
vampgrl: Alice, do you see yourself locked in a hotel room with Jasper anytime soon?
icdafuture: Yes I do Bells. He may be a slutcan, but I love him.
jazzfest: Aww. I love you too Ally-boo.
: ALLY-BOO! NOT NORMAL.
icdafuture: Just as normal as you calling Rosalie, Rose petal-pumpkin tits.
: That name is behind clsed doors and under blankets!
icdafuture: Maybe you should tell her that.
vampgrl: Yeah, she spills more than you think.
: What she wants to say in public is her decision
vampgrl: Like just last night she told us about your little fetish with her feet. That's gross.
icdafuture: Speaking of feet! Jazz...how are your feet feeling?
: You are all wrongs in TWISTED little ways!
vampgrl: you're the one that was licking her feet Emmett!
: Atleast they don't smell bad like a certain girl who was human a couple months ago! Yeah that's right Bella! You're feet STUNK!
icdafuture: Jazz, why are you smelling everyone's feet?
jazzfest: Why do you wanna kiss Bella?
vampgrl: Emmett, I think its time for the intervention.
: I agree, stinky-feet.
vampgrl: Grow. Up. Get everyone on.
: Whatever you say, COmmander Stink foot
icdafuture: What the hell are you talking about guys?
vampgrl: Okay. Well, since Esme and Carlisle are out, I guess we just need Edward and Rosalie on. *shrugs*
: You are right, Fungus Foot!
vampgrl: I'll go get them. Be right back.
icdafuture: Why do you keep calling her that. She smells wonderful.
: When she was human! Did you not smell her feet?
icdafuture: Why would I want to?
: How could you not smell them? They were foul!
icdafuture: Stop picking on the girl. She's been nothing but nice to you, Emmett.
Jazzfest: Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
: She picked on me for Rose petal-pumpkin tits.
icdafuture: We both did. Shut up. She's coming back.
: You were the one who was typing.
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icdafuture: Yeah so.
vampgrl: Emmett, would you like me to explain why I had them all get on?
: No. But Alice can!
tomanyvoices: Oh, this will be good.
angelface: Stop being so smug, Edward.
icdafuture: My husband...is gay.
angelface: ...I see.
tomanyvoices: Mhm...
: ROSE PETAL-PUMPKIN TITS!
angelface: Hi, dear.
vampgrl: Way to state the obvious, Alice.
Jazzfest: lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
: Enough with the gay superhero!
Jazzfest: I'm not gay. Just gay! *giggles*
vampgrl: Anyways, as we were saying. Its time for an intervention. Jasper has gone overboard.
angelface: Way overboard...
: I CALL FOR WHIPPED CREAM, and CHOCOLATE, oh! And Alice and Jasper LOCKED IN A CLOSET
vampgrl: I think, that we should actually have him admit to his...gay-ness.
: I like my idea better
vampgrl: i don't
: Well, that is because you are opposed to fun, stank-foot
angelface: As fun as this is...I think I am going.
tomanyvoices: What did you call my wife?
vampgrl: uh...he's been going on like that all day, dear.
tomanyvoices: But..why?
vampgrl: Happy Feet! Uh...because he said that my feet stunk as a human.
: OH MY DAMN! I love Happy Feet!
vampgrl: I do too. That's why I switched it on the television. Durh.
Jazzfest: If it'll make you happy, I'm not gay. I'm bi.
tomanyvoices: I don't even think that would satisfy Alice...
angelface: Yeah..
: Lalalalaa-OH NO.
icdafuture: I love my Jazzy, the way he is.
vampgrl: Hahahaha. You're so in denial Jasper.
Jazzfest: Hahah. Gotcha Emmett.
: Wait...what?
angelface: Huh?
tomanyvoices: Pointless
vampgrl: I'm confused.
icdafuture: so, what about this hotel room?
: Is this some cruel joke?
angelface: No idea, dear.
tomanyvoices: ALice, you and Jasper are going to spend some time at the hotel.
icdafuture: Ooo. Which?
vampgrl: Wait...
tomanyvoices: Uhm, the really nice one.
: Wait..huh?
angelface: Carlisle's car started stuttering yesterday..
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icdafuture: lets pack!
jazzfest: Just pack that frilly green thing.
tomanyvoices: Please stop picturing you're guys' time alone together.
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vampgrl: Soooo...Edward....
tomanyvoices: Beat you to the room.
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vampgrl: Bye Emmett. Love you!
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: Well, back to goosbumps.
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