This chapter came from the most random of thoughts ever.
Warning! This chapter is SLASH-TASTIC!

Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Twenty-Three -- Fire & Ice

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puppylove: -whistles-

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tomanyvoices: Who let the dogs out?

puppylove: Apparently you. -wink-

tomanyvoices: AHHH.

puppylove: Edward, you should really stop denying it.

tomanyvoices: I have nothing to deny.

puppylove: I've played this off long enough. I didn't imprint on Rebecca, and you know it.

puppylove: You felt it too, Edward. I know you did!

tomanyvoices: Poor Rebecca. I feel her pain.

puppylove: i know you don't want bells to find out, but...Eddy...We need each other.

tomanyvoices: NO WE DON'T!

puppylove: denying something only makes it that much truer, Baby.

tomanyvoices: Did you just call me baby.

puppylove: What else would i call you?

tomanyvoices: Edward, leech, ANYTHING but baby and Eddy!

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puppylove: Stop being a dick, Eddy Baby.

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tomanyvoices: Do not call me Eddy Baby!

: ...

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puppylove: Edward...you're...making me...cry

tomanyvoices: I'm sor-GOOD!

puppylove: You were just going to say that you were sorry...

tomanyvoices: No I wasn't.

puppylove: "I'm sor-GOOD!"

tomanyvoices: Because I was laughing, I couldn't keep a straight face.

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puppylove: Edward, you're telling me you don't love me...aren't you?

icdafuture: ...wtf?!

tomanyvoices: I love y-Bella.

icdafuture: MY BROTHER IS GAYYYYYYY! -runs off to tell everyone -

puppylove: You do love me?

tomanyvoices: NO!

puppylove: Are you saying htat to me or Alice?

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Auto Response from icdafuture: E-to the-DWARD is G-to the double-A-Y!

tomanyvoices: YOU! Why would you think I would love you? I love Bella.

puppylove: I'll just go off and cry...I mean...Edward...I love you like the sun comes up in the morning and sets in the evening.

tomanyvoices: I can't wait till the sun se- burns out!

puppylove: What was that?

tomanyvoices: I can't wait till the sun burns out. As in goes out forever. Cause then you will be gone.

puppylove: I will just leave then. You certainly don't seem to care about me or how I feel for youuuuu.

tomanyvoices: JACOB DON'T GO!

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angelface: Hey, Edward.

tomanyvoices: I have been lying to myself!

angelface: Oh my damn! ALice was right!

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puppylove: You mean? -big smile-

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tomanyvoices: Yes, Jacob!

puppylove: I love you, Edward Cullen.

tomanyvoices: I love you too, Jacob Black.

vampgrl: What the hell?! Edward?! I...

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puppylove: Everything about you just brightens up my day, Eddy.

tomanyvoices: Like the way I sparkle?

puppylove: Even when the sun does not shine, you sparkle to me.

tomanyvoices: Exactly, sweet cheeks.

puppylove: Why were you denying it, babe?

tomanyvoices: The love I had for Bella.

puppylove: had? As in past tense?

tomanyvoices: I think you know what I mean.

puppylove: I want to get this clear, my love.

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jazzfest: Why is Bella breaking stuff?

tomanyvoices: I'M GAY, JAZZY!

jazzfest: You too?

tomanyvoices: Yes, Jasper.

jazzfest: And all this time! We've been together in this family forever now, and you just turn me down, but you go after a MUTT. -runs off-

puppylove: So...you don't love her anymore?

tomanyvoices: Let's include Jazzy! He probably feels so lonely.

puppylove: Sexy.

jazzfest: Really?

tomanyvoices: Of course. It will be sexy

tomanyvoices: Maybe we could get Emmett to join to.

puppylove: Are we going to consumate our love, or should we just...keep it...chill for now?

jazzfest: Hmm...I don't know if he would.

tomanyvoices: Let us keep it chill for now

puppylove: Damn. Well, at least can we watch Brokeback?

tomanyvoices: That is my favorite!

puppylove: OME! LIke Mine too!

jazzfest: Wanna ask Emmett?

icdafuture: I can't believe this shit!?

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tomanyvoices: I'll ask him!

puppylove: I want to see what he says.

tomanyvoices: Somebody ask him to get on, if I do, it will blw my cover.

jazzfest: Be right bizz-ack.

tomanyvoices: I'll be waiting

puppylove: Now...where were we cutie?

tomanyvoices: I'm not allowed to say.

puppylove: Why's that?

tomanyvoices: Just cause.

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: This better be good.

tomanyvoices: EMMY!

puppylove: Hello other sexy vampire man.

jazzfest: Sealed and Delivered.

: I WILL NEVER TURN GAAAAAAAAAAAY!

puppylove: Who said anything about being gay?

: Alice

puppylove: What does she know?

jazzfest: Eddddddddy!

tomanyvoices: I know, Jazzy.

: Alot of things.

puppylove: Not enough.

jazzfest: Now.

: No.

tomanyvoices: Come on, Emmett!

puppylove: Ask him.

tomanyvoices: Emmett...

: No.

jazzfest: just listen Em.

: Okay, I'm listening

puppylove: *high pitch giggle*

: OH MY GOD! THEY WERE RIGHT!

puppylove: I was being tickled, Gee. Just listen to Edward.

tomanyvoices: So, Emmett...we were all thinking

puppylove: sayyyyyyy

jazzfest: itttttt!

: Jasper. Tell me.

jazzfest: Stop being a pussy Edward. I'm not saying it. I went to get him.

tomanyvoices: Fine. Emmett, will you be gay with us?

: No.

puppylove: But...

: NOOOOOOO...maybe...okay.

jazzfest: What...really?

: I guess. It is just a phase we are all going through anyway

puppylove: Baby! Do you see this...we can have an orgy now!

tomanyvoices: I just wanted to watch Brokeback!

puppylove: I thought you loved me!?

tomanyvoices: I do! Just no orgy's tonight

puppylove: Tomorrow niiiiight?

jazzfest: Damn. He's not the only one that wanted one.

: DID EDWARD SAY BROKEBACK?!

puppylove: Of course!

tomanyvoices: LET'S GET IN OUR PJ'S!

puppylove: It'll take ages for me to get over there.

jazzfest: Got a problem with Brokeback Em?

: No. I love that movie!

puppylove: Does any of my lovers want to come and get me? -wink wink-

: RUN, PUP! We are getting ready for our man night.

puppylove: And the ladies?

tomanyvoices: We will send them away

puppylove: I love you, Edward.

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: MOOOOOOOOOVIE NIGHHHHHHT!

tomanyvoices: PILLOW FIGHTS TOO!

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jazzfest: Oh Em...Eee. This is like my total dream come true. Somebody pinch me! Damn, we should have thought about asking Carlisle.

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