"You're too fat to fly," Knuckles drawled, swatting a fly off his wrinkled neck.

Just then, Sonique and Tails plummeted into hell, accidentally taking Rouge with them.

Rouge sighed, replacing her dentures and readjusting her shit-stained overalls. She leaned back, enjoying the now quiet night. Reminded her of bayou country.

But the power of yuri was not to be underestimated, and her kick sent the echidna's carcass into the infinite hordes of the multiverse, destroying the great evil once and for all. She joined Sonique and leapt back on the planet, screaming forth and destroying the cans with the shitfire spewed from her gatling, until it reached the leader.

Knuckles was fuckslain, and the furries rejoiced with a good viewing of "Take my Breath Away", yiffing under the beautiful stars.

Tails giggled. He thought about yuri.