Author: ferretgirl1124
Title: Hide the Salami
Theme and Number: #26 - Hide and Seek
Genres: Humor
Warnings/Disclaimers: Mentions of lewd and inappropriate games, strange writing style, slash
Pairing: mentions of SpeedyxAqualad
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Star discovers a new and interesting game.
A/N: Just...don't ask. I felt like writing crack. It's a strange writing style. Oh, and there is no witty ending...the fun part is supposed to be you picturing the scene that would come after this. Enjoy!
"Friend Bumblebee?"
"Yeah, Star?"
"May I ask you a question?"
"You just did."
"..." -blink-
"Yeah, Star, go ahead."
"Thank you. I heard of a game earlier, but I'm not quite sure I understand it."
"What game?"
"I believe it is called...Hide the Salami? Is that anything like Hide and Seek?"
"...heeheehee..."
"Bumblebee?"
"...Heehahahaha..."
"Friend Bumblebee?"
"Bwhahahahaha...!" -snort-
"Please stop laughing like that! You are turning blue!"
"S-star, wh-where did...did you h-hear about this game?"
"...Speedy and Aqualad were talking about it in their room..."
"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" -thud-
"I...um...perhaps I should ask friend Robin instead...?"