Hey, guys! I'm happy to share with you my longest chapter ever!! 5,153 words!! Yay me!
Well, I was going to write about the class finals as well as Harry's extra finals, but they just didn't want to be written. And I even had a good fight between the Patils and the hanyou twins brewing for it, too! :( Oh, well.
I hope you enjoy this installment, it's really a work of love for me to get this updated.
And now, without further ado...
Finals
"Alright, Harry," Inuai called out. "It's time for your last two finals." Harry looked at her quizzically.
"But I thought I had five exams." he said confused.
"You didn't expect to do all of them in one day, did you?" Inuai asked incredibly. Harry looked down sheepishly. "Harry, we never expected you to re-take the exams you did yesterday."
"Oh."
"Now, we're going to get the hardest one out of the way first."
Harry looked up sharply at those words with fear evident in his eyes. "Ummm... Merry, I don't think I'm ready to do that one yet."
Inuai looked down at her godson sympathetically. "I know you're afraid, Harry. Ron came and told me about your dream. So, we're going to tackle your fear head on." At her words, the door opened to reveal the DA standing in the training room.
"But I can't use the Corpse Dance on them!" Harry exclaimed, clearly frightened to see his friends dead.
"Don't worry, Harry." Inuai said gently, laying her hand on his shoulder. Harry jumped back from the contact as if he had been burned.
"Don't worry? Don't worry!" he yelled. "I have every reason to worry. To use the Corpse Dance, they have to be dead! And I refuse to kill them!" Harry paced agitatedly about the room, clenching and unclenching his fists.
"Harry, calm down. Everyone here knows what's going to happen. They've agreed to help you in any way they can, even if it means dieing." Kagura said softly, joining the conversation. "And you won't be killing your friends, I will."
"And Sesshomaru will have Tenseiga on hand to bring us back." Inuai said quickly, trying to assure the young man that everything had been well thought out.
Harry stopped abruptly and turned to stare at the two women. "Us? What do you mean us?"
"I'm going to allow myself to be killed as well." Inuai said firmly, her tone leaving no room for argument.
"But you said that if I ever have to use this technique, that there would be a lot of Death Eaters. And I know none of you are Death Eaters." Harry said stubbornly.
"You're right, Harry." Inuai said thoughtfully. "Thank you for reminding me." She quickly cast a Sonorous on herself. "RUS! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE AND BRING THE DARK TRIO WITH YOU!"
"That really fucking hurts!" Inuyasha complained making his way into the room.
"It hurts me just as much, baka."
"Umm.. Merry? Who's Rus?" Harry asked timidly.
"You'll find out soon. Now why don't you go with Kagura to start your exam." Inuai said, giving Harry a gentle push toward where the wind sorceress was waiting.
"He's going to freak out, isn't he?" Inuyasha asked, walking beside his twin.
"He might." she allowed. "But if I know my godson, he'll suck it up and do what he knows he must do to end this." At that moment, the door flew open with a bang, making most of the DA jump, and Severus Snape swept through, followed quickly by Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle.
"How dare you call me in such a crude manner and with that ridiculous name?!" Severus snipped out, getting right up in the young hanyou's face.
"Might I remind you, Rus, that you have no say in how or what I call you." Inuai growled at the Potions Master. "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be in the position you are now."
"Fine, let's get this over with." he ground out.
"So, if he does this, will you agree to let him have a demon sword?" Inuai asked, a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"I suppose I'll have to." Inuyasha sighed reluctantly. "Besides, I don't think I could do this."
"Good, that means I won't have to pull out a fang while you're sleeping."
"Hey!"
"Kagura!" Inuai called to her sister in law. "Bring Harry over, it's time."
Kagura brought the young wizard over, talking to him about what was going to happen. "You need to come to terms with you friends dieing so, you will not waver during the final battle. So, I'm going to kill them in front of you, and then when you're ready, avenge them by using them against me. Do you understand?" She talked calmly and smoothly, understanding that this was going to be traumatic for him. Harry just nodded meekly, not trusting himself to talk. "Alright, wait here."
Sesshomaru and Kagome watched anxiously from the doorway, hoping nothing would go wrong. Thee demon lord looked down at the fang on his hip. He hoped to everything that was holy that everything would go according to plan and Tenseiga would be able to revive everyone. He noticed Kagome wringing her hands nervously and reached over to grasp her small hand in his, giving it a gentle squeeze. Kagome smiled at him before looking worriedly back at the group of students, her mate and sister in law standing amongst them.
Kagura moved over to stand in front of the group, and unreadable expression on her face. She looked up at her mate as if to reassure herself that he had Tenseiga at his side. Seeing the Sword of Healing, she turned back to the group, releasing her fans from her obi. When was the last time she had used them? Kagura looked carefully over the nervous group of students and professors. She received a small nod from Inuai, giving her the go ahead. She glanced quickly at Harry before taking a deep breath.
"Dance of the Dragon!"
Harry looked on in shock as the tornadoes ripped through the group of his friends. Tears were running freely down his face. I should have fought harder. He thought. If it weren't for that damn prophecy, none of them would have to die for this.
"Harry?"
The green-eyed young man looked up through teary eyes to see Kagome looking down at him, her own eyes filled with unshed tears. He slowly got up from the floor, When did I fall?, and picked up the ornate fans Kagura had given him for Christmas. Harry looked across the room where Kagura stood stiffly, struggling to keep her mask firmly in place.
"You know what you must do." Kagome's soft voice permeated Harry's grief stricken mind. He nodded slowly, moving automatically over to the group of his now dead friends.
"D-dance of the D-dead." Harry said softly, his voice cracking with emotion. The bodies merely twitched in response.
"Is that the best you've got?!" Kagura shouted out angrily. "Now, do it right and attack me!"
Harry's head snapped up at the animosity in the normally calm woman's voice. "I I can't!"
"Yes, you can!" Kagura screamed. "If you don't, they'll stay dead until you do!"
"Harry," Sesshomaru said calmly but with a tightness to his voice. "They cannot stay in limbo, as they are now, for much longer. If you hesitate too long, I won't be able to revive them."
The young man looked down into the unseeing, lifeless eyes of Hermione. He had to do this for her. Harry quickly steeled his resolve and looked up with an expression of stubborn determination. "Dance of the Dead!" he called out with conviction.
The group rose slowly to their feet, their bodies hanging somewhat limp as though they were being help by a set of strings. Just like puppets. Harry shuddered inwardly at the thought. He quickly cleared that thought from his mind and moved into position to attack. He moved his arm as Kagura had taught him and watched as the DA surrounded the wind sorceress.
"Alright, Potter, call them off." Kagura said from amidst the group. Harry quickly released his hold on the group, causing them to drop to the floor. "Sesshomaru, quickly."
The tai-youkai was there before Kagura could finish her entreaty. Harry watched as the youkai seemed to consider which ones to save. He slowly raised the ancient sword, his eyes seemingly focused on something no one else could see, before bringing the sword quickly over the bodies. After what seemed like forever to Harry, people started gasping for breath and blinking their now lively eyes.
"Oh, God, Mione!" Harry cried, hugging the bushy-haired girl to him tightly. He cried brokenly on her shoulder, trying desperately to wrap his mind around the fact that she was really alive.
"Alright, everyone," Inuai called out. She waited until she had everyone's attention. "I want to thank you all for your participation. Now, as you are all covered in blood, you need to follow us to our quarters, where the house elves have graciously prepared a lite lunch and brought up a fresh uniform for all of you. During that time, I ask that you all take the opportunity to talk to Harry. Reassure him that you are alive, because, as you can see, this has really affected him."
The group slowly got up and followed the youkai family to their quarters.
"Rus, that means you and the Dark Trio as well." Inuai said quickly, catching the Slytherins trying to sneak out. "And Rus," Inuai grabbed onto the Potion Master's arm, "make sure you alter their memories of this. I don't want any of this getting back to Moldyshorts." Severus scowled at the inu hanyou, but nodded nonetheless.
"You trust him to do that?" Inuyasha asked skeptically.
"He'll do it." Inuai said firmly. At Inuyasha's look, she decided to clarify. "He owes me a life debt."
"What did you do to get that?"
"You've heard about the Whomping Willow incident in my fifth year, right?"
"Where Sirius sent the grease ball in with Remus?"
"That's the one."
"What about it?" Inuyasha asked quizzically.
"Well, doesn't it seem odd to you that Moony didn't go after James and Severus when they escaped?"
"I just figured maybe they stunned him or something like that."
"That probably would have worked if they wouldn't have lost their wands during the scuffle." Inuai said softly.
"I never heard that." Inuyasha said thoughtfully. The two siblings walked on in silence until Inuyasha came to a sudden halt. "That's why he owes you a life debt, isn't it? It's because you were there!" he said, his eyes wide with understanding.
"Yes," Inuai said softly, her head down, trying to hide her emotions. "It was the only way to save them."
"What do you mean?"
"I never had anything to keep my demon blood in check like you did. So, I couldn't let myself get into fights that endangered my life." Inuai didn't look up at Inuyasha, couldn't bring herself to see the look on his face.
"So, how long did it take?" Inuyasha asked, trying to keep his voice calm.
"To fight off Moony or my demon blood?"
"Your demon blood, Inuai." Inuyasha ground out.
"Two weeks."
"Shit! Where's Myouga-jijii when I need him?" Inuyasha swore, causing some passing students to run in terror at the murderous look on the hanyou's face.
"What's Myouga got to do with this?" Inuai asked irritatedly. She remembered the annoying flea demon from their travels through Feudal Japan.
"He told me that if I let my demon blood take over too long, that I would eventually lose myself." Inuyasha explained. "So, it just seems logical that the same thing would happen to you."
"Yeah, I guess."
"Say, sis," Inuyasha began timidly. "has it happened since then?"
"Only once, but it didn't take as long to reign in my demon side." Inuai hurriedly explained.
"When?" Inuyasha demanded.
"When I tried to get Sirius out of the Veil."
"Why the fuck didn't Sesshomaru tell me?"
"Maybe he didn't want you to lose your cool and possibly give in to your demon blood!" Inuai shouted before turning on her heel and storming out of the castle.
"Merry?"
Inuai turned quickly, her guard up, to face a very worried Harry. "I'm sorry, pup. I didn't sense you there." she said dismissively.
"Are you okay?" Harry asked, moving to sit down beside his mentor. She reached over and put an arm around the young man, pulling him toward her.
"I'm fine, at least I will be." Inuai said. "I'm more worried about you."
"I think I'll be okay." he said wryly. "So, who's Myouga-jijii?"
"Harry, don't ever call him that!" Inuai admonished. Harry sheepishly looked away.
"But that's why he's a rude jerk. You're a sweet kid. I don't ever want you to lose that." she said, sweeping some hair from his face. "So, I take it you heard all that, huh?"
"Yeah, so, does that mean I owe you a life debt, too?" he asked timidly.
"What? No!" Inuai said shocked. "What gave you that idea?"
"Well, Snape... I mean, Professor Snape,"
"Harry, you don't have to call him a professor around me." she smiled down gently at her charge.
"Snape said that his life debt to my father was transferred to me when he died. So, doesn't that mean that his life debt to you transferred to me? Do I owe you my father's life debt?" Harry didn't look at Inuai. He was afraid that she would confirm what had become fact in his mind.
"You don't owe me anything, pup." Inuai said softly. "Your father's life debt died with him."
"But Snape,"
"Snape is wizard through and through so, his life debt has transferred onto you." she explained. "But I was a hanyou long before I was ever a witch so, they don't mean as much to me."
"Oh. So, how old are you?" Harry asked curious. He knew she was older than she looked, but had never gotten up the nerve to ask.
"Well, let's just say I'm older than I look." Inuai said offhandedly.
"How much older?"
Apparently, he's not going to let me off the hook."A few centuries." she admitted a bit reluctantly.
"So, what? You're 300, 400 years old?"
"How about this, I'll tell you a little bit about my life, and you can try to figure out my age from that. Okay?" Inuai said casually. It was something she wanted to share with the young man, but had never found the time to do.
"Alright." Harry said brightly. I'm sure Hermione will help me out. He thought smugly.
"Let's see here..." she said, thinking about what she would tell him. "My father was a great dog demon known as Inu no Taisho. Of course, that wasn't his true name, I don't even think Inuyasha or Sesshomaru know his name." Inuai quickly shrugged it off and turned her gaze back to the setting sun. "My mother, she was human. And her name was Izayoi. She was a princess to the area of Musashi, and, this is where you need to take note," she gently nudged Harry as she said this, "to signify her rank, she wore twelve layers of kimono."
"Twelve layers of kimono." Harry said absently. "What did she look like?"
Inuai looked wistful for a moment before looking down at the young man. "She was beautiful. They tell me that I look exactly like her on my..human..night." she said trailing off at the end.
Harry looked up when she didn't say anything further. "Merry?" He tentatively reached out to the hanyou. Inuai turned wide, almost scared eyes to him, causing Harry to squirm uncomfortably. Was it something I said?
"Alright, pup, we need to get back up to the castle, now." she said, trying to keep her voice calm even as she jumped to her feet.
"But it's not curfew yet, and I thought," Harry began, but was quickly interrupted as he was roughfully dragged to his feet.
"Come on, pup!" Inuai called gruffly as she practically pulled the young man through the Forbidden Forest and across the immense lawn. "We don't have a lot of time!"
"But what's the hurry?" Harry called out from behind, where he had fallen.
"Harry, our family has a lot of enemies, and we can't afford to let them know our secrets." Inuai said quickly, still pulling him toward the castle. "Now, come on! I'll explain more when we get inside."
As they were halfway across the immense lawn, a crack of thunder issued from the sky moments before the clouds opened up to release a torrent of rain, effectively drenching the duo. Inuai looked up defeated into the pounding rain. "Et tu, Kami? Et tu?" she cried out. "Come on, pup, let's get going before we drown." They ran the rest of the way, pausing only long enough to pull open the heavy oak doors. Once inside, Inuai shook all the excess water from her body.
"Whoa! Whoa!" Harry cried, holding his hands up to shield himself from the onslaught of water.
"Sorry, pup."
"You know, you really reminded me of a dog just now." he said, smirking playfully.
"I should take that as an insult." Inuai chuckled lightly. "But since I'm inu hanyou, I won't hold it against you."
Harry looked up questionably. "Inu hanyou?"
"Half dog demon, pup. Now, let's get into some drier clothes, and we can continue your 'history' lesson." she said, clapping the young man on the shoulder and steering him towards her quarters.
"Hey, Inuyasha!" Inuai called out as she and Harry came through the door. "You got some extra clothes Harry can borrow?"
"Yeah, I'm sure I can scrounge up something." the surly hanyou-turned-human growled, standing up from his spot by Kagome. "Come on, pup. By the way, you're fucking late."
"I know, baka, it's also fucking raining!" Inuai yelled as the two males climbed the stairs to Inuyasha and Kagome's rooms.
"So, Inuai," Kagome started timidly. She really didn't want to rile her up. "Are you going to wear your mother's kimono tonight?"
Inuai turned around to grin at her sister in law. "Would it be a new moon if I didn't? Come on, you can help me." Kagome grinned happily, jumping up to help. Kagura smiled at her family's antics before following the two women into Inuai's rooms.
Twenty minutes later, the three women came down the stairs to the common area. Kagura was wearing the kimono she had worn during the hunt for the jewel shards. Kagome was in her miko robes, and Inuai, dressed in the twelve layers of kimono, looked like a mirror image of Izayoi. "A-are those your fire rat robes?" Inuai asked shocked.
"Yeah, they look pretty good on him, huh?"
"But you never let anyone wear them but you!"
"Normally, I wouldn't let him wear 'em, but these sweats are just so damn comfy!" Inuyasha explained, pulling at his sweatshirt to prove his point. "Besides, he might need them someday, might as well get used to 'em now."
Inuai just stood there, gobsmacked. He's giving Harry his fire rat robes? "O-okay." she said softly. She moved over towards the fireplace motioning Harry to follow. "Those robes fit you well. I didn't realize you had frown so much this year." she commented as they sat down in front of the fire. Harry blushed, sitting down beside the hanyou, noticing the books clutched tightly in her hands.
"What're those?" he asked carefully, pointing to the books.
"Huh? Oh, these." Inuai said absently as though she were thinking of something else. "They're full of memories from my life."
"Memories?"
"Ah, allow me to show you." she grinned, opening the book entitled 'Hogwarts'. The first page showed the Hogwart's crest, followed by a still photo of the Great Hall with a group of first years waiting to be sorted. "This is a creation that your mother and I came up with. With the right charm, I can make them move, but it's only a few actions. It doesn't show everything that happened. So, Lily and I came up with a way to make them into more of a pensieve-like memory." she explained, as Harry continued to look more and more confused. "Here, five me your hand, and I'll show you."
As soon as she had a firm grip on Harry's hand, she waved her hand over the album before laying her index finger on the photo. The duo were immediately pulled into the scene in the Great Hall.
"This is the first time I met Sirius." Inuai whispered to Harry. "That's your mother and I standing up at the front."
It was easy enough to spot the hanyou as her sliver hair stood out like a beacon amongst the black robes. Harry watched as McGonagall unrolled her scroll and had just started to call the first name, when something exploded. Everybody scattered from the area, trying to cover their noses from the smell, leaving a black haired boy standing before the prone body of a sliver haired girl. "A dung bomb courtesy of Sirius and James." Inuai said softly as the scene slowly faded from sight.
"What happened?" Harry asked, looking around at the expanse of darkness.
"That was the end of the photo." she explained. "We can either wait for the next photo to start, or we can leave and pick another photo."
"How long would it take to go through this whole album?"
"I'm not sure." Inuai said thoughtfully. "I've never sat through the whole album, but I figure it'd take a really long time because it covers all seven years."
"Oh." Harry said dejectedly. He looked around for another minute before brightening a bit. "Do you have a favorite photo?"
Inuai looked down at the young man, his eyes shining hopefully. "I've got a few favorites, but I've got a couple I think you'll really like." she said, holding out her hand for him. All too soon, they were back in the common room surrounded by Inuai's family. She quickly shut the Hogwarts album and pulled an untitled album toward her. She flipped through the pages until she came to a photo of the Hospital Wing. "You ready?" Harry rook her hand tentatively, moments before they were pulled into the album.
Harry looked curiously around the Hospital Wing. Sure, he had been in the place more times than he would've liked, but he'd never gotten the chance to look around. It was peaceful at the moment, not yet quite dawn. The first few rays were barely peaking over horizon. The quiet of the room was broken seconds later as the doors flew open and James came flying through. "Poppy!" he called frantically.
The mediwitch came bolting from her office, a bit of tea spilled down her front. "James? What on Earth is the matter?" she asked worriedly.
"It's Lily!" He looked frantic and panicked. "Sirius is helping her up."
"Well, go help him!" Poppy cried, shooing the young man to the doors. "I'll get everything ready."
The scene seemed to blur for a minute before clearing to show a very pregnant Lily on one of the many beds. James was beside her, his hand holding onto hers, trying desperately to keep her calm, but nothing seemed to be working. "Lily, you need to calm down. This can't be good for the baby." Unfortunately, this only served to upset the redhead even further.
"It's too early, Jamie." Lily sobbed. Her body shook with each shuddered breath as she tried to stop crying.
"I was early?" Harry asked, shocked that nobody had told him before.
"Only by a month." Inuai said softly. Harry could see unshed tears hanging in her eyes. "You were always full of surprises."
"Where's Merry?" Lily cried, the panic showing clearly on her face. "You sent for her, didn't you? Jamie, please tell me you did."
"Of course, I did, Lil." James said, trying anything to get her to remain somewhat calm. "She'll be here soon."
At that moment, the doors flew open again to admit the subject of their discussion. "Merry!" Lily cried out, relief flooding her face.
"The one and only." Inuai said as she hugged her. "It's a good thing I had Mist watching over you two, or I might've never known." She hugged James tightly as she said this, hoping he caught the hint.
"Jamie!"
"I was just going to have Sirius get a hold of her." he said sheepishly. Lily looked at her husband incredulously before another pain hit her, and she cried out in pain.
"Poppy?" the hanyou asked as the mediwitch hurried over. "What's going on? What's wrong with her?"
"Everything's perfectly fine." Poppy commented, transfiguring Lily's clothes into a robe. "She's merely in labor."
"We might want to move now." Inuai said quickly pulling Harry to the side of the bed.
"But I want to know what's going on." Harry replied stubbornly. He tried to move back to the foot of the bed, but Inuai held him firmly in place.
"Trust me, you don't want to see your mother in that light." she said solemnly. Harry looked puzzled, but remained where he was, tuning back into the scene before him.
James had moved Lily's left side while Inuai had stayed where she was on the right. Lily was sweating from the pain issuing from her abdomen.
"She's ready now. James, Inuai, you need to help her push. I don't think she has a lot of strength left. Lily, darling, I need you to push now." Poppy said gently, looking at each person in turn.
"Get this kid outta me!" Lily screamed as another pain ripped through her.
Poppy looked up from her spot between Lily's legs, a small, amused smile on her face. "That's what we're trying to do." she said, chuckling lightly before going back to what she was doing.
"Lily, darling, you need to do as Poppy says and push." James said quickly.
"Don't talk to me, James! This is all your fault!"
"Lil, push! Now!" Inuai said tersely, a commanding tone to her voice. The redhead nodded and began to bear down, pushing with all her might.
The scene blurred again, and Harry figured it was kind of like fast forwarding through the memory. When the scene cleared once more, a baby's cry rang out. Harry turned quickly to see Madam Pomfrey placing a bluish purple, slimy thing on Lily's stomach. "Congratulations, dears. It's a boy!" she exclaimed.
"That thing is me?!" Harry asked incredulously.
"Of course!" Inuai laughed. "You didn't think you came out looking all perfect, did you?"
"Well, maybe." Harry tried to mumble under his breath, but Inuai caught it, causing her to laugh even harder.
"Have you decided on a name yet?" Poppy asked as she vanished her instruments from the area. The new parents blushed a bit as they shook their heads.
"We thought we would have more time, so we hadn't talked about names." Lily said sheepishly.
"That's quite alright, dears." Poppy said, sending them an endearing smile. "I'll leave you alone so you can bond with your baby." She slipped quietly from the room, reluctantly letting Sirius in.
"I think we should name him after me." James said proudly, puffing his chest out at his proclamation.
"Another you running around?" Lily said, her eyes wide at the implications. "I don't think so!"
"Come on, Lily." Sirius whined on behalf of his friend.
"How about this?" Inuai said, holding up her hands to delay the fight waiting to happen. "You cam make James his middle name."
Lily and James looked at each other for a moment before smiling and nodding. "But what about his first name?"
"Well, since James got the middle name, it only stands to reason that Lily should get the first name." Everyone turned shocked faces toward Sirius. "What? Can't I be serious sometimes?" he asked.
"Aren't you always Sirius?" James teased. It had been a running joke for years, but it was the first time Sirius hadn't delivered the punchline.
"Ha, ha. Very funny, Prongs."
"He's right, though." Lily stated softly. "I should get to chose his first name."
"Alright, Lily. What do you want to call him?" James said lovingly.
"Well, there was this magician that I absolutely loved as a child. His name was Harry."
"Harry James Potter." James said, trying it on for size. "I love it." Lily smiled up at her husband.
"Me, too."
"Alright, I think both of you need to leave now." James said sternly. "I want to spend some time with my new son and my Lily Flower."
The scene faded away to darkness. Inuai looked over to see tears coursing down Harry's face. She walked over to the young man, wrapping her arms around him. As she let him cry on her shoulder, Inuai ended the spell and brought them back to the common room.
"I'm sorry, Merry." Harry said softly, pulling out of the embrace.
"No, you have nothing to be sorry for." Inuai said quickly, wiping her own eyes thought they remained suspiciously bright. "I should've known that it would've upset you."
"No, I'm glad you showed me that!" Harry shouted, making her look at him. "I'm just sorry I cried on you."
"You're sorry that you cried on me?" Inuai asked incredulously. She looked at the blushing young man in front of her before starting to chuckle.
"Yeah." Harry said, chuckling himself. The chuckles soon led to full blown laughter, causing them both to hold their stomachs as their sides began to ache.
"I haven't laughed that hard since the last time all the Marauders got together." Inuai said, trying to calm down after her laughing fit.
"I don't remember the last time I laughed like that." Harry said softly.
"How about we have another good laugh?" she asked mischievously as she opened up and album titled Our Wedding.
"Which one are we going to see this time?" he asked with interest.
"Your dad and Sirius got into a drinking contest at our reception, would you like to see it?"
"Yeah!" Harry said excitedly.
A/N: The bit with Lily wanting the kid outta her, I actually said that when my daughter was born, and Poppy's words came right out of my doctor's mouth.
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