Back at the Nickelodeon Studio; Ray and Heather were in huge bowls of fake cereal with huge buckets of milk over the bowls and Sonic and Al were at tables with catapults with deflated footballs and Soar was looking at a camera.
"We're back in five, four, three, two, and cue music." the director said before pointing to Soar.
Music started playing as the audience started applauding.
The cheering stopped and Soar smiled.
"Welcome back to Double Dare, the only show where you can win prizes and money just for getting dirty. It's the beginning of round two, the point values have been doubled, and when you hear this sound right here." Soar said as two buzzing sounds were heard, "That means the game is over."
He walked over to the bowl with Ray in it.
"Tell me, how does it feel to be in a huge bowl of cereal?" said Soar.
"I feel like Lou Ferrigno's breakfast." said Ray.
The audience started laughing.
"I can imagine." said Soar. "Anyway I promised my 10th wife that we see the new Jungle a book Movie."
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, what we've got here are bowls of cereal under buckets of milk. And what're we're going to do is get some raisins in here." said Soar.
He walked over to the tables with Sonic and Al and picked up a deflated football.
"What needs to happen is that each team must get 3 raisens into their bowls." said Soar.
"These are footballs." said Sonic.
Soar groaned.
"I know they're footballs, do you have any idea how much trouble there'd be trying to get some over sized raisins into this game show?" said Soar.
He cleared his throat.
"Once one team has three raisins in their bowls, then the launchers have to run over to the bowl and pull a lever to dump lots of milk into the bowl." said Soar, "Any questions?"
Nobody raised their hands.
"Good, fifty points are at stake here. So let's get it started. On your mark, get set, go." said Soar.
Sonic and Al started launching their deflated footballs to their partners, while Ray was able to catch three footballs successfully without any trouble, Heather couldn't catch any.
Sonic ran over to the bowl and pulled the lever, pouring loads of milk into the bowl.
"THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT! You can stop right now, time to play more Double Dare." said Soar.
Sonic pulled Ray out of the bowl and the two tasted the milk.
"Ugh, acidophilus milk." said Sonic.
The two teams returned to their tables and Soar returned to his podium.
"Okay, let's review; Sonic and Ray have 350 dollars while Heather and Al have nothing. Due to Sonic and Ray winning the challenge, they get fifty points added to their total, bringing it up to 400 dollars, and they've got control of the game." said Soar.
He pulled out a card.
"As I said before, the scores have doubled, 50 for no dare, 100 for a dare, 200 for a double dare, and we've added a Triple Dare challenge that'll multiply 200 and three to 600 and the inclusion of a cool prize." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
"Now. What's the difference between Heather and a jar of Mayonnaise?" said Soar.
Heather became mad.
"HEY!" yelled Heather.
"Mayonnaise tastes better on bread?" said Sonic.
Everyone started to laugh.
"I hate Mayo." said Soar.
"That ain't my answer." said Sonic.
He and Ray whispered into each other's ears.
"A jar of mayonnaise is smarter then Heather." said Sonic.
Heather became mad.
"What a load of bull-"Heather said before being interrupted by Soar.
"Correct, a jar of mayo is smarter then Heather." said Soar.
Everyone applauded as Sonic and Ray high fived each other.
"Sonic and Ray now have 450 dollars." said Soar.
"I always had a feeling she wasn't as smart as she claimed to be." said Duncan.
"Next question. In the 1985 film Back to the Future, the Delorean had to go 88 miles per hour just to travel time, how fast would that be in kilometers?" said Soar.
Sonic and Ray whispered to each other.
"Dare." said Sonic.
Soar turned to Heather and Al.
"Alright, now to Heather and Al." said Soar.
"Double Dare." said Al.
Soar turned back to Sonic and Ray.
"Answer, take the physical, or give the triple dare challenge?" said Soar.
"141.622 kilometer's per hour." said Sonic.
"Alright, 200 dollars goes to Sonic and Ray, turning their total to 650 dollars." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
"Strategy or last minute?" said Soar.
"Strategy, I should know these things, I've been to Canada." said Sonic.
"Eh." said Soar.
Ray became confused and turned to Sonic while putting a hand over the microphone.
"Wait, what does Canada have to do with any of this?" said Ray.
Sonic turned to Ray.
"While the American's measure speed by miles per hour, the Canadian's measure speed by kilometer's per hour." said Sonic.
Ray did some thinking.
"That's good enough for me." said Ray.
He removed his hand from the microphone.
"In Greek mythology; Hercules had 12 challenges to complete in order for the gods to leave him alone, what was the last challenge?" said Soar.
Sonic and Ray whispered in each other's ears.
"Conquer Cerberus." said Ray.
"Right you are, add 50 to the total, adding it up to 700 dollars." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
Heather groaned.
"These guys are too good, when is that stupid cupcake going to kick in?" Heather thought.
Soar smirked.
"Next question. What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?" said Soar.
Sonic and Ray looked at each other in confusion.
"A Monty Python question?" said Ray.
"Let's just keep the dares going." said Sonic.
The two turned to Soar.
"Dare." said Sonic.
Soar turned to Heather and Al.
"Alright, we've got a dare. Now what is the air speed of an unladen swallow?" said Soar.
"Double Dare." said Al.
Soar turned to Sonic and Ray.
"You going to answer, go physical, or triple dare?" said Soar.
"Triple dare challenge." said Ray.
Soar looked at his card.
"The answer to give was 'Do you mean African or European swallow?'" said Soar.
Marco groaned.
"What have these game shows come down to?" said Marco.
"I wish I knew." said Jackie.
Soar, Heather, and Al went to the front of the stage.
"Now tell me, do you like hot dogs?" said Soar.
"Sure." said Al.
Soar pulled out some fake dog ears and gave them to Al and Heather.
"Put these one." said Soar.
The two put the ears on as Soar gave Al a dog house.
The eagle guided Heather to a table with a dog bowl catapult and a bowl with some hot dogs in it.
"What you're going to do is launch some hot dogs into the dog house that Alejandro is holding in 10 seconds or less." said Soar.
Heather smirked.
"This'll be easy." said Heather.
"You have to get 16 hot dogs into the dog house." said Soar.
Heather became shocked.
"Wait, what?" said Heather.
"On your mark, get set, go." said Soar.
Heather started launching hot dogs to Al and the dog house, but kept on missing the house, even though Al was moving to where the dogs were going to land.
Sonic leaned over to Ray.
"Where do you find a one legged dog?" said Sonic.
"Where?" said Ray.
"Where you left it of course." said Sonic.
The two snickered before high fiving each other.
The buzzer sounded off.
"To late, you couldn't make the quota, so let's continue with the game." said Soar.
The three returned to their spots.
"Since Heather and Al couldn't complete the challenge, the 600 dollars goes to Sonic and Ray, bringing their total up to 13 hundred dollars." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
"Not only that, but they win this great prize." said Soar.
Chris removed a dome from a table, revealing Transformers G1 the complete series on DVD.
"The very first Transformers cartoon on DVD; watch as the Autobots and Decepticons wage off in a war that sparked a very popular franchise and worldwide phenomenon. Transformers the complete series, from Shout! Factory and Hasbro." said Chris.
Sonic is shocked by this.
"Wow, that's a great prize." said Sonic.
Heather smacked Al in the back of the head.
"You clumsy idiot, because of you we couldn't win that." said Heather.
Al turned to Heather angrily.
"Don't pin this on me." said Al.
"Enough, now for the next question." said Soar, "Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?"
Everyone in the studio became confused.
"Is that a trick question?" said Ray.
"I must admit even I'm confused by that." said Al.
"Agreed." said Heather.
"Hey I'm just reading what's on the cards." said Soar.
Sonic and Ray did some thinking.
"Both?" said Sonic.
Soar looked at his card.
"Correct, they both shot first." said Soar, "Add 50 dollars to the total, bringing it up to 13 hundred and fifty dollars."
Everyone cheered.
"Now quick question, what made you come up with that answer?" said Soar.
"You're asking a question that nobody knows the answer to. Kind of like asking if the chicken or the egg came first." said Sonic.
"I agree with the a blue Rat." said Al.
"Hedgehog, but I already know you got it wrong on purpose." said Sonic.
Al groaned.
"Seriously though, what came first, the chicken or the egg?" said Soar.
"Just ask the next question." said Ray.
"Ok, ok." said Soar, "In the new Jungle Book Movie; what gender is Kaa?"
Sonic and Ray whispered in each other's ears before turning to Soar.
"Female." said Sonic.
"Right you are; in the 1967 animated film, Kaa was a guy, but this recent film states that Kaa is a woman. Add 50 dollars to the total, bringing it up to 14 hundred dollars." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
"Now how did you figure that out?" said Soar.
"Try to picture a guy snake that's being voiced by Scarlett Johansson." said Sonic.
"Good point. Next question: What monkey in the 2016 Jungle Book Movie is King Louie?" asked Soar
Sonic and Ray whispered in each other's ears before turning to Soar.
"Gigantopithecus." said Ray.
"Correct; you now have 14 hundred and fifty dollars in your total." said Soar.
Everyone cheered.
"Orangutans aren't even native to India." said Ray.
Sonic looked at his watch.
Everyone became confused.
"What're you looking at your watch for?" said Al.
Sonic held up a hand and started putting a finger down with each second that went by before pointing to an awake Perry.
Rumbling sounds were heard and Perry grabbed her belly.
"Oh no, OH NO!" Perry said before running on stage, "I NEED A BATHROOM!"
She ran into an outhouse that was on stage.
Soar became shocked.
"Madam don't, that outhouse is for display purposes only." said Soar.
But it was too late, lots of farting sounds were heard from the outhouse.
Heather became confused.
"What is going on here?" said Heather.
Sonic turned to Heather.
"Tell that to the laxatives you put in the cupcake you gave me." Sonic said before pulling out a bottle of laxatives, "Yeah, bet you didn't think I'd notice these in your pants."
Heather sighed.
Soar gagged.
"We will be right back after we air out this place." said Soar. "SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!"
"I had nothing to do with this." said Al.
"Bull." said Ray.
"Who cares, at least no one at their homes know about this." said Heather.
Sonic chuckled.
"Actually, this whole thing was being filmed live, in front of a studio audience, and loads of people from their homes were seeing what's currently happening." said Sonic.
Heather became shocked.
"What?" said Heather.
"It's called a hustle sweetheart." said Sonic.
Sonic and Ray high fived each other.