Chapter 3 –Tuesday
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Kagome's wide eyes started intently at her best friend. She had no idea Sango had known so much about sex! Her head was swirling with new information, some of which she had heard before, and others that she couldn't even begin think about without blushing!
Sango's eyes danced with mirth at her friend's expression. "Kagome, you look as if I'd just asked you to join Miroku and I in a threesome!"
Blushing furiously at the comment, Kagome quickly looked down to her food, taking a bite of the Caesar salad in front of her.
"Well I'm not so sure that request is far off!"
"Oh my naïve friend, you have so much to learn. Speaking of which, your salad leads me to my next point."
Kagome groaned. "Sango if you manage to ruin salad for me I swear…"
"No, nothing perverted," she chuckled. "Tip #6 – Oral Fixation; anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is a bonus; of course it's more effective with more sensual foods, but given your situation, I think any gesture should prove beneficial."
Kagome looked down at her food, wondering how such a simple thing as lunch could be turned into something dirty.
"I'm going to get a drink," Kagome mumbled before standing up to walk to the other side of the cafeteria.
Sango smirked, chewing a mouthful of her wrap before yelling out, "Tip number #7— ice can be used for things far more interesting than drinks!" earning a glare from the retreating woman.
Kagome returned the table, sliding a water bottle over to her friend before sitting down. "Sorry Sango, they were all out of tea."
Reaching into her purse, Sango pulled out a small packet before smiling at Kagome.
"Tip #8 – Be innovative!" she added, before pouring the packet in her bottle, the clear liquid transforming into a brownish color.
Raising her brow, she waited for Sango to finish explaining.
"Well every opportunity isn't going to blatantly involve you writhing in ecstasy or him with his head between your legs, you gotta get creative!"
"S-Sango!" Kagome sputtered out, choking on her drink in embarrassment.
"Oh Kags, you're gonna have to lighten up! Try expanding your horizons; Experimentation is the best tip I can give you. Once you let your guard down, you'll be surprised at what you're willing to try."
Kagome contemplated what Sango was saying. Was she really that boring or did she simply have to step out of her comfort zone a little more.
Glancing at her watch, Kagome sighed. "Well, fun's over. Time to head back to the glamorous life of vomit, bed sores, and medication. Tell me Sango, why did we choose to become nurses anyway?"
"Because of hot doctors and the scrubs of course," she replied jokingly. "Hopefully we can finish this conversation later," Sango added as the left the cafeteria.
Kagome's head shot over to Sango's direction. "You mean there's more?!"
"Oh of course! Trust me Kagome, you're gonna want everything I'm giving out!"
Thinking to herself, Kagome seriously wondered how her friend could survive such a demanding job, maintain an apparently vigorous sex life, and manage to have her hair straighten every morning.
Sesshomaru finished signing the last of the documents his secretary had left on his desk. Today had been particularly hectic, making him question the ability of the so called professionals he had hired.
Glancing down at his watch, he noted the time was quarter past 11, giving him enough time to get home without Kagome being too angry.
Pulling his coat on, Sesshomaru went to retrieve his briefcase before heading toward the elevator. Pushing button for garage, his attention was brought to the closing door as a clawed hand reached through.
"Inuyasha, twice in one week, to what do I owe this…pleasure."
"Just seeing if you needed a ride home…after the club of course."
"Hn this Sesshomaru is confused as to why you think I'd actually entertained your ridiculous proposal."
Inuyasha grinned. "Well I mean you can try to get home, but it'll be kinda hard with no car though."
Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed toward his brother, "Excuse me?" he whispered menacingly, hoping he had heard incorrectly.
Shrugging his shoulder, Inuyasha replied, "Well I figured you wouldn't just come, no that would be to easy for the great Sesshomaru. So I told Jaken you wanted him to take the BMW to your house. Of course he was skeptical, but once I mentioned him questioning his beloved Sesshomaru, the toad was on his way in no time."
Sesshomaru balled his fist tightly, seriously considering choking the hanyou, a thought that seemed to running through his head even more frequently these days. He had no car, and thanks to Inuyasha, was currently without his cell phone.
Had this been 500 years prior, he could've easily dealt with the hanyou with no repercussions. However, in this day and age, the laws governing demon behavior were overly strict, coming from the irrational fear that demons would terrorize the humans on any given day based solely on a whim.
The ding of the elevator caught Sesshomaru's attention, signaling they had reached their destination.
Sighing, Sesshomaru stepped into the barren garage, save for a few cars, one he recognized immediately as Inuyasha's red Lexus, complete with Kouga and Shippou standing against the vehicle, grinning wickedly.
He paused; wondering who would actually miss the trio if they were to mysteriously disappear…he was was sure he could easily get away with the deed…
Inuyasha took Sesshomaru's hesitance an an opportunity to come behind him and slap him on the back jovially; "Well, let's hit it, eh bro!?" he asked.
Sesshomaru glared at the fool; it was already getting late and he figured the best solution was to indulge Inuyasha for an hour or so, by that time the whelp would most likely be intoxicated and he could grab his keys and leave.
The brothers walked to the other duo occupying the garage, earning a cheerful of approval.
"Inu, you finally managed to get Sesshomaru out with us, what's the occasion?!" Kouga observed, grabbing Inuyasha on the shoulder.
"Right bro, tonight will be epic!" Shippou added in, high-fiving the younger Inu brother.
Sesshomaru looked on the spectacle with disdain, regretting his decision already.
"Oi, lets go guys before the icicle changes his mind!" Inuyasha smirked. "You guys got the stuff?"
Kouga grinned before holding up a bag in his hand, the unmistakable clank of glass bottles ringing in the air. "Heh, of course! We have enough here to loosen up even Sesshomaru!"
"Exactly what I wanted to hear!" Inuyasha replied, beaming like a kid in a candy store.
The four men piled into the car before heading off to their destination for the night, about 30 minutes passing before they arrived at the building, the neon signs illuminating the dark night.
Sesshomaru staggered slightly out of the car, the effects of the alcohol beginning to hit him. He wasn't sure how he had been goaded to taking 10 shots of whiskey and vodka in the car, but he had a feeling it had something to do with Kouga calling him a lightweight.
Looking over at his brother and his friends, he could tell they were in the same predicament, excluding Shippou.
"Oi, sucks you drew the short straw Shippou! But DD is a very important role, you are appreciated." Inuyasha slurred out, bowing sarcastically toward his friend, almost falling in the process.
Shippou glared. "Whatever man! We gonna keep talking or have some fun?"
Sesshomaru followed the trio into a building called "The Lusty Unicorn," shaking his head; even in his slight intoxication he couldn't ignore the absurdity of his current situation.
About three hours had passed since they entered they first arrived and Sesshomaru found himself holding up better than his party, but not by much.
Kouga was the bar, basically slumped over the stool while still attempting to chug the liquor in front of him. He had been downing shots with two blondes that had been clinging to him all night.
If Sesshomaru was a better man, he would rescue the male who was essentially passed out drunk at the bar.
Oh well.
Inuyasha had left Shippou at the stripper stage, moving to the dance floor with a busty redhead that grinded shameless against him as he hollered out loud to the music.
With all the money he had thrown at the women, Sesshomaru wouldn't be surprised if the boy had gone bankrupt. He seriously had to rethink Inuyasha's paycheck if he could manage to frequent this place weekly and spend as much money as he had.
Sesshomaru snorted at the ridiculousness of it all; to think that these fools had truly believed that they could outlast himself.
Amateurs.
His smugness was short lived as he stood up, immediately stumbling forward as he tried to regain his balance.
Sesshomaru cursed inwardly, grabbing the back of the chair for support. Just how much liquor had he consumed? Checking his watch once more, he was shocked to find out it was almost half past 3!
He cursed once more; Kagome was going to kill him.
Of course a night of "fun" with Inuyasha would turn out to be anything but.
Sesshomaru slowly walked over to the hanyou who was too preoccupied with the woman on his lap to notice his arrival.
"This Sesshomaru is leaving."
"Oi, already Sessh? It's still early!" Inuyasha slurred out.
Sesshomaru simply glared at the boy, daring him to continue to defy him.
Inuyasha chuckled sheepishly. He had already pushed his luck by getting the Dai out for the night, and though he was sure he would pay for it later he figured he would call this one a win in his book.
"Feh, fine. I'm ready to start the real fun anyway!" he shouted out, grabbing the girl's butt for extra emphasis as he stood, causing her to blush and giggle.
Sesshomaru turned toward the exit, trying to fight down the seed of jealously that had inadvertently been planted in his mind. To be envious of the hanyou was ridiculous! But even he had to admit the whelp had a way with the opposite sex that even he couldn't understand.
His mood was drastically declining and he didn't try to conceal it; he was drunk, bitter, and was most likely going to get chewed out when he arrived home.
"Hey Sesshomaru, you good?"
Turning toward the voice, Sesshomaru noticed Shippou with a passed out Kouga slung over one shoulder, and a curvy brunette on his other arm.
"Fine." Sesshomaru bit out, anger rising at the luck of everyone but him at the club.
The group once again loaded into the car, now with the addition of two new members.
Sesshomaru seethed on the majority of the ride home, trying to figure out how to talk his way out of his current situation.
When they finally arrived at his home, Sesshomaru exited the car best he could in his current state, making sure to slam the door and glare at the occupants for good measure.
"Heh, have a fun night bro, I know I will!" Inuyasha yelled out the window as the car peeled out of the driveway, the sounds of shouting and laughter fading down the street.
Sesshomaru quietly opened the front door, trying his best to slip in as noiselessly as possible. Blurry eyes glanced down to his left wrist as he tried to will his head to stop spinning long enough to check the time.
4:30 a.m.
Damn. Kagome was definitely going to kill him. Coming home drunk was one thing, but because of his idiot half brother, he hadn't even had the chance to call and update her on his whereabouts.
"Where have you been?!"
Sesshomaru silently cursed. His wife's voice wasn't as loud as her usual rants, no doubt due to the time of night, but the hushed tones definitely held the same amount of malice.
Now he really hated Inuyasha.
Turning around, Sesshomaru cringed at the silhouette of the small woman, her hands on her hips and her blue eyes boring into him angrily; the room was dark, with only streams of light from the street lamps streaming slightly into the room through the windows, giving his already irate wife a more eerie look.
"This Sesshomaru-"
"No call! No text!" Kagome butted in, not waiting for the Dai's answer. "I was going crazy; you could've been lying somewhere dead!"
As if anything could harm this Sesshomaru.
Keeping the thought to himself, he let his irritated mate continue on her rant; no need in adding fuel to the fire. Plus, seeing her in such a state always turned him on; he knew he was in trouble, but damn it all if she didn't look delicious when she was angry!
"Honestly Sessh, what do you have to say for yourself?!"
Shaking his head of the lewd mental images that continued to assault him, no doubt spurred on by the alcohol within his system, Sesshomaru tried to recall what he wife had asked him.
"This Sesshomaru apologizes. There was an incident at the office regarding Inuyasha that has left me with no phone." He answered, praying his words weren't slurring too much.
He hoped she would buy the excuse; I mean it was technically the truth, and had he not been so busy with Inuyasha and his band of fools all night he would have remembered to call his wife hours ago.
Kagome eyed her husband suspiciously; he was not one to lie to her, hell she didn't think he ever did since she'd known him. Plus, she knew of the strained relationship with his brash younger sibling and decided that whatever the incident entailed was certainly punishment enough.
That is until she closely inspected her mate.
The tall male was not as composed as she regularly knew him to be, and although it was damn near sunrise she had never known him to slouch as he currently was. He almost seemed to be swaying back and forth slightly, as if trying to regain his balance, and had she been any other person she was sure she would've missed it.
Walking up to her spouse who was now sporting somewhat of a panicked expression, blue eyes closely noticed the slight beads of perspiration on his brow, along with the more than significant smell of liquor coming from his person.
Realization hit her like a ton of bricks.
"Are you drunk?!" Kagome all but screeched, her cerulean eyes flashing dangerously toward the Dai.
Cringing in pain as the shrill voice exacerbated his already throbbing headache, Sesshomaru tried to reason with the fuming woman.
"Kagome if I can explain-"
"Oh this is rich! I was home worried about you, and all the while you're out getting drunk with God knows who!" Turning away sharply, Kagome stomped up the stairs, leaving the stunned Sesshomaru still rooted in the doorway.
Rubbing his temples, Sesshomaru walked toward the direction of the steps, hoping that some good would still come of this night if he was able to calm down his wife.
That thought was dashed away quickly when something came flying down the staircase, hitting him in the head with a soft thud.
Sesshomaru bent over to inspect the foreign object before glaring spitefully at the fabric. Turning around, he angrily walked toward the sofa before cursing out yet again.
He couldn't believe his luck; the competition had just started and the only things he had gained were blue balls and a trip to the doghouse!
Pulling the cover roughly over his body, Sesshomaru scowled as he noticed the large tent that was poking up from under the covers.
It would seem he would spend yet another restless night merely dreaming of the things he wanted to do to his wife, no doubt karma for ever trusting in his idiotic younger brother.
Oh how he wished he were an only child.