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Chapter 2: Kirby the Jailor

Day 1: 15 remain.

I was catching up on some much needed eating time when I was sucked into the portal again. A roll of the wheel happened and I got another roll- I mean, role, a Jailor. Apparently, this was what Bowser Jr. had yesterday. Speaking of which, I was glad that he decided not to kill me or I probably would have eaten him later.

I saw "Jailor" again, followed by "A prison guard who secretly detains suspects." A few seconds later, I was in my star again. Instead of a delicious note telling me to kill everyone when the full moon comes out, there was a cage, my hammer, and a note saying "Jail whoever you find to be suspicious. If they're very suspicious, kill them. Don't kill any town members though. Also, don't eat the note this time." Aw man, and I loved the cherry ink taste.

I walked out of my star onto a pink field instead of the deep blue from yesterday. As a 2-D man with bird wings crowed, I looked around at everyone. Toon Link, Palutena, Mewtwo, Cloud, Bowser, two Mii Brawlers (one was the normal one, the other was a girl wearing a cow skull mask), Luigi, Red, R.O.B., two Villagers (one was the Villager we knew, the other was a female Villager), Sheik, and Rosalina. As I looked around, I noticed that Red seemed to be very nervous for some reason. On that suspicion, I decided to get him tonight. Soon, a distant "Ness..." came over the distance and we walked inside for the night.

Night 1: 15 remain.

I sneaked out of my house as quietly as I could the first chance I got after writing on my will thing that I was going to get Red. I tiptoed up to the window and looked inside. The human had his back to me, talking to someone on the phone. When he hung up, I took my chance and dragged him by his head out of the room. A few seconds later, he would find himself in my prison, like I was when Bowser Jr. had me. I brandished my hammer and said in a low voice "Hi. Tell me what you are."

He was freaking out as he said "Please don't kill me, I'm not in the Mafia! I don't wanna be killed." I shrugged as best I could. "Since you won't tell me..." I was about to smash his head onto the floor (while thinking about how yummy my hammer would be if it was covered in chocolate) when I looked out my window and saw the glint of two eyes. I froze. Suddenly, I felt the need to murder Rosalina instead. I was walking out when Toon Link broke my door down and cut me in half with his sword, screaming as usual. As I blacked out, I saw him put a note on my body and then leave with Red.

Day 2: 14 remain.

The next morning, I was staring at my body in the afterlife. It was weird to be alone in there, and even weirder to see my body from another vantage point. The voice (more dreamlike this time) talked about how I died, what Toon Link wrote (something about "Don't capture my friends!") as well as my will. When everyone saw that I was a Jailor, some people shook their heads (Palutena and Cloud mostly) and said that this role in particular seemed to be cursed. Which may be true.

They didn't seem to remember my will because they were just biding their time until the next night. Red looked particularly relieved as he walked back to the house with everyone else.

Night 2: 14 remain.

Since no one else was there, I decided to think about my plans for all three of my lunches. It didn't take long for me to hear a voice though. "Hey, Kirby. Are you in here? I want to talk about what happened last night."

I looked around and saw nobody, so I just responded while looking around. "Well, Red was very suspicious. He wouldn't tell me anything; he was just cowering in the corner of his cell. I was about to kill him when I wanted to kill Rosalina all of a sudden. I was about to do that when I was sliced clean through by Toon Link."

The voice made a few grunts as he... she... they? listened. Then they said "Thank you, I can talk about this tomorrow if I live that long. See you at the end of the game hopefully." As soon as they said that, Sheik popped right into the afterlife. She looked rather shocked. "Let me guess..." Both of us said Toon Link's name.

Day 3: 13 remain.

Sheik's body laid in the pink grass with an identical cut through it. The voice said "Sheik was murdered last night. She was killed by a member of the Mafia. We found a last will." *I keep trying to heal people but nothing ever happens.* "We found a death note." *Sorry about this, I want us to win.* "She was a Doctor."

Sheik sighed a little bit then looked over at me. "So, are there any speakers to the dead out there?" I nodded then said "I don't think I know who that person is, either." People were whispering to each other but nothing else happened. Everyone that was alive went inside.

Night 3: 13 remain.

We stared at each other the whole night because honestly we never talked to each other very much. Eventually, I started off. "So... how's the relationship going?"

"You mean me and Samus? We broke up years ago."

"...Oh..." I was sort of bummed out for not remembering that. Before I could put my foot in my mouth further (I wonder what that tastes like), Bowser was pulled into the afterlife.

He roared in anger then stomped his foot a few times. "I try to heal the guy and THIS is how he repays me?!"

Day 4: 12 remain.

Bowser's body was hunched over, his head resting besides it. "Bowser was murdered last night. He was killed by a member of the Mafia. We found a final will." *Why does no one want my help? Grah!* "We found a death note." *Death to all doctors!* "He was a Doctor."

Mewtwo crossed its arms as it did the weird 'talking through the mind' thing with everyone. I looked at Bowser's house last night. The only visitor was Toon Link. I think we should kill him before he does so to everyone else. We were all very surprised at what it said, to the point that all three of us dead people were clapping. Toon Link pretty much stood there with his mouth wide open.

They voted him up to the center of the field and Toon Link tried to save himself by making a bunch of weird charades. Everyone pretty much voted him guilty. He looked up and screamed as he was kicked into the ground by the 2-D guy with wings. "We have found a final will." *D:* "He was a Mafioso." Everyone thanked Mewtwo as they went to bed, including us.

Night 4: 11 remain.

We looked over to the odd-looking swordsman as he entered the afterlife. He waved to us, looking very nervous for some reason. The tension was killed off when the Medium's voice came out again. "Alright, Toon Link, who is left in the mafia?" He shook his head. "No one?" He nodded with a smile. "Hm... if you're wrong, well, the three other dead will take care of things."

The Medium's voice left and Cloud came in, breathing in and out. "Man, that was a hard way to go. Whoever took the kid's place is really sadistic." We all looked over at Toon Link and he sat down, not facing any of us.

Day 5: 10 remain.

Cloud's body was face-down. Instead of any puncture wounds, he was a very zucchini green (Okay, I would probably have zucchini after the game was over). "Cloud was murdered last night. He was killed by a member of the Mafia. We found a final will." *This role is a very strange one.* "We found a death note." *We're under new management!* "He was a Witch." Oh cool, there was magic in this game!

While the alive people were discussing things, I asked "What's a Witch?" Cloud rubbed the back of his head and told me "Apparently, they're transporters but with evil intentions? I don't know, I was just fiddling around with my powers." "Oh." I turned back to the action to see the Mii Brawler with a skull helmet in the center of the town. She seemed to be constantly telling everyone to kill her under her breath. Eventually, her wish was granted. She smiled as she was dropkicked by the 2-D bird man.

A very ominous voice came out that said "The jester will get her revenge from beyond the grave." Six of them looked very surprised: Rosalina, Red, Palutena, R.O.B., the remaining Mii Brawler, and the female Villager. Everyone ran inside rather quickly afterwards.

Night 5: 9 remain.

The medium decided to speak up at once. "Sister, who do you plan on killing? I hope you don't plan on doing so to me." She looked really angry all of a sudden. "You know what? I will kill you and I'll enjoy it!" She cackled as she turned into a pink burst of gas and floated down to the town. I don't know about the rest of these guys but this girl seemed to be crazy.

When the morning came, three people came back: the Mii Brawler Jester (who looked angry), the female Villager holding on tight to her hands, and a rather stunned-looking R.O.B. We were all really confused until the two of them clarified. The female Villager said "I switched the other Brawler and me. I didn't want him to die just because he voted wrongly." R.O.B. said in its monotone, Red lost focus and poisoned me instead of who he wanted. Now both of those made a lot of sense, admittedly. I didn't know that this game could be so intricate in its rules.

Day 6: 7 remain.

The female Villager looked like she was peacefully asleep. "The Villager was murdered last night. She succumbed to grief over killing the Jester. We found a final will." *I hope I'm doing the right thing...* "She was a Transporter."

R.O.B., on the other hand, was completely sea green. "R.O.B. was murdered last night. It was killed by a member of the Mafia. We found a final will." *Bowser is a doctor. Mii Brawler (female) is a jester. Villager (male) is a witch. Palutena is a* "It was a Consigiliere."

Everyone was discussing for a while and eventually everyone voted for the male Villager to come up, since we couldn't win with witches. He said nothing; all he did was blankly smile like he usually did. He was voted guilty soon after. He broke his smile only when he was killed by the 2-D winged man. "We found a final will." *Oh well, good luck evil ones.* "He was a Witch."

Night 6: 6 remain.

We were crowded now in the afterlife since there were 3 new additions. I pushed through the crowd to get to the newest arrival, the male Villager. Then I asked him "Villager, did you control me when I died?" He nodded, that enigmatic smile showing off again. "Why did you do it then?" He shrugged then spoke, which was a pretty rare thing. "I care about no one but myself here." I blinked then nodded. "Fair enough." No one joined us that night.

Day 7: 6 remain.

In the morning, only one thing was said by the disembodied voice. "The Amnesiac remembered that they were a Doctor!" Rosalina waved and smiled. "It's me, don't worry, everyone!"

Palutena crossed her arms. "So... I'm one of the last people standing again, huh? Well... who's everyone else?" Almost everyone spoke up. Mewtwo thought I'm a lookout. Luigi said"I-I am an-a e-escort." The Mii Brawler said "I'm the medium." Palutena nodded. "And I'm the bodyguard..." That left only one person.

"Red? What are you?" He freaked out again, just like he did with me. "I'm not a member of the mafia!" "..." Palutena sighed at this then turned to everyone else. "Let's finish this." Everyone voted for Red and lynched him. A judo kick to the head was what sent all of us out.

Now that I could eat again, I resumed my eating activities with my usual gusto.

End of Game: Town Wins

Toon Link- Mafioso.

Palutena- Bodyguard.

Mewtwo- Lookout- Looks at someone's house every night to see who visits them.

Cloud- Witch- Controls someone and chooses a target every night.

Bowser- Doctor.

Mii Brawler- Medium.

Luigi- Escort- Roleblocks anyone during the night.

Mii Brawler 2- Jester.

Red- Framer- Frames any non-Mafia member for murders they commit.

R.O.B.-Consigiliere- Can determine the role of any non-mafia member.

Male Villager- Witch.

Female Villager- Transporter.

Sheik- Doctor.

Kirby- Jailor.

Rosalina- Amnesiac- Can use any role from a dead person.