A/N: I have decided to switch from third person POV to first person POV.
Kyle's POV:
I could not believe it, Kenny had kissed Wendy, he had kissed his good friend's girlfriend.
The news of that then put Stan on the suspect list, maybe trolling Kenny was his way of getting revenge on him for kissing his girlfriend. It seemed like a good motive, but I would have to ask Stan for clarification, I knew that he would tell me if I asked, I mean, I was his super best friend right?
I decided to wait until we were alone until I asked him, I just hoped he didn't leave before Kenny.
I looked over at Kenny, his face was pale and his eyes and mouth were gaping wide, making a fish like expression. I then looked over at Stan, whose forehead was wrinkled and he had a look of pure anger in his eyes.
"Are you and Wendy still together?" I asked, trying to break the tension between Kenny and Stan, it was so thick it would take a chainsaw to cut through it.
"Of course not! Why would I be with her after she cheated on me?" Stan snapped.
"Because you're obsessively in love with her?" I asked.
I was glad that he broke up with her though, not because I'm in love with him or anything like that, but because she was always breaking him down, using him whenever she saw fit.
She would dump him and date other guys about every other week, and then she would come crawling back to him, and like the soft hearted boy that he is, he always gave in, it started to become sickening.
"Wendy and I are done, over, finito, I am not riding that train again." Stan said so firmly that part of me believed him, however, the other part knew that Stan would probably take Wendy back with open arms if she asked him. Then again... he had dumped her, that had never happened before.
"Uh, I think I'm going to go, I have a date tonight." Kenny said, awkwardly shuffling out of the room.
"Oh, are you going to tell her how you kiss other people's girlfriends? You know, I bet she has another boyfriend." Stan snapped.
"Oh, you'd be half right there, my date is Bebe, she's dating Henrietta." Kenny said.
Stan and I both gasped at that, Bebe was dating Henrietta, a popular princess girl who loved pink, was dating a GIRL GOTH?
I didn't know which was more surprising, the fact that she was dating a goth, or the fact that she was dating a girl.
"Uh, is Bebe seriously dating Henrietta, or is it some kind of joke, like a dare given to her by all the other populars?" Stan asked, he seemed more confused than angry now.
"I don't know to be honest, probably, I mean, she didn't seem against dating me." Kenny said with a shrug.
"Maybe they're in an open relationship, or maybe Bebe is bisexual, and she is allowed to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend." I said. If she wasn't, then that added another suspect to my list; Henrietta.
Stan's POV:
After what seemed like an eternity, that fuckwad Kenny finally left to go on his date with Bebe.
I was about to leave too, when I am suddenly shoved back against the wall roughly by Kyle.
He stood so close to me, that I could smell the mint of the toothpaste on his breath, he was so close in fact, that I thought he was going to kiss me.
I almost closed the gap, I mean, kissing him wouldn't be so bad right? I trusted him more than anything, I knew that he wouldn't cheat on me like Wendy.
However, before I could, he started talking.
"Are you the trolls of South Park?" He asked.
"What? How can you ask that?" I asked, slightly hurt, I couldn't believe that my super best friend would think I was capable of something like that.
"Well, they're attacking Kenny, and he did kiss Wendy." Kyle said.
"You know me better than that, you know I'm not the kind for revenge, you remember what happened the last time Wendy hurt me?" I asked.
"You turned into a goth pussy? Oh, that reminds me, if it's not you, then I have another suspect who it might be." Kyle said.
"Henrietta?" I guessed.
"Yep, I mean, if she didn't give Bebe the green light to date Kenny, then she's going to be pretty pissed at Kenny." He said.
"This is Henrietta we're talking about, she probably thinks the trolls are a bunch of conformists, knowing her she'd probably write poetry in her diary or something." I said.
"Well, if it's not Cartman, Jimmy, you, or Henrietta, then I'm out of ideas." Kyle said with a sigh, sitting onto the bed, putting his head in his hands.
"Why do you care so much?" I asked, sitting down beside him.
"Because, Kenny is our friend, he doesn't deserve to have this bastard troll attack him like this." Kyle said.
I could beg to differ, but instead I said,
"What if it's more than one person? Like a tag team?"
"It could be, but could there really be more than one person at our school that is THAT immature other than Cartman?" Kyle asked.
He had a point here, but this was South Park, everyone was a little bit stupid.
"What if it's not a student?" I asked.
"What? Only people who go to South Park school have access." Kyle said.
"Yes, that includes the teachers, what if it's a teacher? Like Mr Garrison, that seems like something he would do." I said.
"Oh my gosh! You're right! And maybe Mr Twig is one of the other trolls!" Kyle exclaimed, jumping up with a glint in his eyes.
And with that, he ran out of the room, leaving me alone.
I was about to leave as well, when I heard a ding on my phone, indicating that someone had commented my story that I had uploaded a few days ago on a website for young writers.
It felt like my heart was about to bust out of my chest from excitement and nerves, I had never imagined that anyone would comment on MY story, but someone did!
I took a deep breath, and clicked on my story to check the comments, what I saw nearly made me drop my phone from shock and anger.
Dis story suks! U suk! Go suk a dik!
So, the trolls were spreading, and now, they were infiltrating my writings as well.
