I learned…
21. How to talk to girls. (FF's Holly25Trouble)
22. How to play Go Fish.
23. That playing Truth or Dare is not a good idea. (FF's fairy milly ready for duty)
24. That Spin the Bottle is worse. (FF's fairy milly ready for duty)
25. That trying to get Root to believe your beer is cream soda doesn't work.
26. That when you're drunk, the floor looks like a pillow. It's not. (Ouch… that left a mark.) (AFC's lordsurya)
27. To never EVER offer Holly Short a drink. (AFC's lordsurya)
28. That Commander ROOT doesn't like ROOT beer- so don't give him any if you value your life. (AFC's lordsurya)
29. That teacher's know when you're not sick- you're hung-over.
30. That wearing all black makes you look like a Retrieval wannabe- something you should never look like. You'll end up headfirst in a trashcan. If you're lucky. So listen to your older friends when they warn you of the REAL Retrieval boys.
31. That I can't not compliment Foaly's tin foil hat if I want my equipment to be ready when I actually need it. (FF's x..x.o)
32. To never say Root's complexion is 'Ruby Red.' Ever. He'll fin out. (FF's x..x.o)
33. That threatening to tell mommy on Grub- for anything- is an effective, if rather non-macho, way to get rid of an annoying little brother when trying to hit on Holly Short- which is a bad idea, by the way. (AFC's Laluzi)
34. That actually trying to do well in the non-physical classes gets you a lot of weird looks. Another piece of advice I didn't listen to.
35. Much like the ROOT beer comment- Commander Julius Root doesn't like any flavor of julius (the ice cream drink stuff).
36. How to do my own laundry.
37. That when you're out of magic and hurt, it's not just stubborn to refuse to be healed- it's stupid and puts your life in danger.
38. To never let people know I can sing.
39. How to use a microwave.
40. How to give a blow job.