This is a fan-fic between Highschool DxD/Fate/Stay-Night crossover.
Disclaimer : I don't own Highschool DxD or Fate/Stay-Night. This project is for fun only and if you had complain or suggestion, you can post it on review so that I can use it for reference and learning material.
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This story is following Hyoudou Issei who isn't that much pervert as in the canon. Enjoy!
-Chapter 5 : Agent 69 In Action-
"Ah damn it, why should I stuck into the job of guarding while everyone wanking inside." The man in white robe and hat muttered while raising the lower part of his robe and take a leak.
Time to go.
Jumping down from the tree above him, I performed a silent takedown on him.
After he's completely unconscious, I undressed him of his outfit and hat before wearing it as a disguise - Then hide the body inside the tree's hollow.
Not wasting any time, I carefully walk toward the group and found few cups of coffee.
Another easy way of elimination.
"Are you okay, man?" One of the guy asked.
I just nodded while walking past him.
"Go get us some coffee will you?" The other asked.
After passing by them, I took out three capsule filled with cyanide and put them inside the coffee while they look away before bringing it to them.
Alright, the guard is done for.
Then, I entered the building.
Inside, I saw a ruin of a church.
Many windows cracked, pews being piled or broken, and worse of all, the cross was halfway destroyed.
"Yo, stupid stray exorcist! Going back to fap at that stupid Zeppeli girl before she dies?" Greeted Freed as I entered the church.
Calm down Issei, you'll kill this asshole after you're done with saving Asia, calm down and blend in.
After keep saying that mantra in my mind, I looked at the guy and huffed before walking past him.
On the altar, there's a stairway going down to some sort of basement, probably where that bitch wants to do the ritual.
Walking down the stairs, I saw a door and a sound of many people cheering around.
Opening that door...
God, how I really wished I hadn't opened it.
In front of me, around fifty stray exorcist masturbating together while looking at Asia who wore a very exposing white short dress, hanged on some sort of a silver cross contraption like thingy whatever it is and that's probably the device for extracting her Sacred Gear.
Calm down Issei, you'll kill these asshole after you're done with saving Asia, calm down and blend in.
I muttered the mantra again.
Walking past the disgusting scenery before me, I set my plan into a motion.
That is to plant a pocket explosive on several supporting pillar.
While doing it, nobody even paid any attention to me as they're too busy doing what they did, that is masturbating to Asia's defenseless body.
Well, let them enjoy it while it last cause today is their last time doing it in their life.
Looking at the altar where Asia being hanged, I spot some fucking crows.
On the left side of the altar, I can see the blonde little shit tending on Kalawar-whatever her name is while on the right side, right beside Asia, is Raynare.
And as cliche it sounds, she did announce that she'll become a very powerful Fallen Angel with healing power which would impress Azazel and Shamhaza.
That sounds plausible.
Until it dawned upon you that either of them would be very pissed for her causing another great war out of that reasoning. Except for Kokabiel of course.
Luckily, I already record whatever she said earlier. But let's just turn keep turning on the recorder so her words can be used against her.
"Hey Raynare, are you sure Azazel-sama ordered us to extract the Sacred Gear from her? He said that we should recruit her instead of killing her." The blonde fallen angel nervously muttered.
"What are you saying Mittlet? Didn't you pay any attention to the message of Azazel-sama sent by Kokabiel-sama to us few days ago? We should just extract the Sacred Gear that will be useful to us and kill those who threaten us like that bastard brat. Besides, even if we keep her, she'll be a dead weight and not to mention she'll try to attack us like she did to you earlier."
Now that's interesting.
Azazel acting out of character from being a pacifist technological geek into ax-crazy pragmatic for science! type of guy and somehow I really doubt he did since the one who relay the message is that Kokabiel whom Azazel already told me to be careful off.
-o-
*Looks at the reader*
You guys might be thinking that "What!? How did Issei know Azazel this early?"
Well *chuckles*, let's just say being a mercenary made me know a lot of people around the globe and ironically, most of my mission came from him rather than the Church since the former wants to research stuff up while the latter wants to 'purge' several dangerous individual or rescue people who benefits their cause. Well, to be honest, there are some good individual inside the Church, not all of them are that bad.
Back to our situation, it seems that a certain someone would really like to restart the great war by giving false information to a certain idiot on that altar.
And apparently that Mittlet girl and Kalawarner probably just a punch clock tag along.
I think I can spare them, I guess?
While thinking about that, said blonde girl looks at me suspiciously.
Crap, I'm the only one who didn't beat the cock.
Averting my gaze, I repeatedly thrust my pelvis forward and backward while looking at Asia.
Seeing that, Mittlet could only twitched her eyes before back to tending Kalawar-whatever she is.
Somehow, I feel my pride being wounded for doing such stupid shit. But I know it's necessary if I want to save Asia.
While doing that idiotic thing, I slowly getting closer to the altar, only to be stopped by one of the stray exorcist.
"Hey man, I know you want to bang her, but wait until Raynare-sama was done with her, we don't want the procedure to fail thanks to her being traumatized and dies early before the Sacred Gear extracted."
Intending to kill him right then and there silently, I was distracted by someone who suddenly barge into the room.
"Boss!"
Turns out, it's Freed fucking Selzan.
"What is it, Freed? Someone is trying to enter this place?" Raynare asked.
"Yes! Those three shitwankers outside were all dead and one of them missing! That shitty asshole must be among us here!"
With that, the stray exorcists who were masturbating earlier put their 'sword' back while taking out another sword out and their trademark light pistol.
Oh crap.
Wait a minute.
I took a glance at Mittlet and she stares back at me.
Shit!
Did she know!?
Turns out she immediately averts her gaze and back to tending Kalawar-whatever her name is again.
Did she do that on purpose?
I think she know that I am the one.
Well, since the situation turns out like this, might as well as commence my plan now.
Click
I pressed the detonator.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"What the fu-!?" Freed swore was cut short before he was engulfed by an explosion nearby.
"What's going on!?"
"How could this be happening!?"
"AHHHHHH! ! !"
Such scream can be heard as many stray exorcist there were killed by explosion or falling rubble from the ceiling.
How funny that these stray exorcist might be a skilled individual of their own despite being a screwed human, killed by a too conventional way like explosion or being buried by debris.
-o-
When all's over, half of the room was covered by the pile of rubble which blocked the entrance. And by a simple glance, there's only twenty or so surviving stray exorcist and around half of their numbers weren't completely unscathed.
Yeah, I can't completely destroy the place or else risking Asia to be caught by accident. And it'd be stupid if she's dead by my action that was intended to save her.
"Yoohoo! Over here!" I yelled at them while hanging from the corner of the ceiling.
"What!?"
"How did he get there!?"
"That's the intruder!"
Exclaimed those surviving bastard... Well, not for long.
While they were running around to avoid being caught in the explosion or being buried by the rubble, I shot my grappling hook from my wristwatch to the place I'm at right now.
"Bastard! ! ! Show your face, you little asshole!" Raynare yelled as she threw a spear of light at me.
"Woooooohhh..." Taking a deep breath, I focused my Holy Wave around my free right hand.
"Overdrive!" Facing the incoming spear of light, I simply parried it away.
"You! ! ! You again! ! !" Raynare yelled as she realized who I am.
Removing my hat, I revealed my face.
"Did you miss me, bitch!?" I shouted at her.
"Get him!" She shouted.
Immediately after she issued the command, the surviving stray exorcist fired their guns at me.
Well, I simply shot my grappling hook toward the opposite side of the room, but...
"Bullet Time!" I shouted.
Suddenly, the world turned monochrome in my eyes.
Everything except me suddenly slowed down by ten times.
Alright, I only have five seconds real world time of this before needing to recharge.
One second passed.
I took out my silenced AMT Hardballer out from the jacket and drives prana to my eyes, reinforcing it.
With that combined, I can see the incoming bullet. But damn, it's still fast despite being slowed down by ten times.
Then, I carefully picked my target since I have only seven shot before reloading.
Two second passed.
Two down.
Headshot.
Seeing that their friends were getting shot at, they hid behind the pile of rubble. But I did manage to score another two headshot while they're trying to find a hiding spot.
Then another two as two idiots sticking their heads out of their hiding, trying to find a blind spot to shot me at.
Then, I fired the last bullet at Raynare, only for it to not completely pierced her skull to the brain.
Now I know why modern guns aren't effective against supernatural being.
They're just damn tough,
Three second passed
I reloaded my gun before grabbing the ledge of the opposite side ceiling.
Seeing that I'm a sitting duck, the hiding stray exorcist shown themselves and unloads their gun against me.
Big mistake as before they could pull the trigger, five of their friend already have their brain's content spilled on the floor.
One of them got an idea to throw a Light grenade at me.
Light, despite only being deadly to devils, also can kill human since it's like a fire, but worse.
Just like it killed my counterpart in the original story.
"Like this. It hurts!" My counterpart screamed as a spear of light pierced his stomach.
"Yeah, like that! *gasp* Fourth wall break inside another fourth wall break... That's like... sixteen walls..." I muttered.
Going back at the situation at hand, I shot the grenade before he could throw it.
The result is three roasted stray exorcist lying down on the floor, cooked medium rare.
Four second passed
Time to move away.
Since their number is down to five people, barring Raynare and those two, time to go on commando.
Looking at the suitable place to dive at, I found a good one.
"GURKKKK!"
Came the voice of a stray exorcist unlucky enough to get his throat pierced by my grappling hook that now attached to the pillar behind him.
Letting myself dragged toward that location, I spend my last bullet to spare the guy of the misery dying out of blood loss.
Finally landing on the ground, I projected three throwing knives and scored three headshots to the stray exorcist on my left.
Before the five second passed, I deactivate it.
The world's color returned back as everything returned to normal speed.
"You're next, Raynare." I muttered while projecting an unnamed longsword.
The last stray exorcist could only whimper in fear after seeing me murdering most of his ally and staggered backward.
"GAHA!" He screamed as a blade of light cut him into two pieces, courtesy to Raynare.
"Tch, what an useless men. And how dare you interrupting me, you shitty brat!" She yelled while creating another spear of light in another hand.
"One second, that's all it takes for me to defeat you." I said while raising my index finger.
"Don't underestimate me, you mere human!" She charges at me.
Mere human?
I am a human, but 'that' incident permanently removed the word mere to describe me as a human.
"Bullet Time."
I only have one second.
As everything turned monochrome, I didn't waste any time to deal with her.
Slashing both of her shoulder until her arms dangling uselessly, cutting her legs' muscle tendons, ripping her wings off from her back, and sending a small amount of Holy Wave energy into her that will burn her intensely without killing her.
One second passed
My vision turned normal again.
"GAHHHHHHH! ! !" She screamed before I kicked her.
Landing on the altar right below Asia's defenseless body, she keeps gasping for air while trying to endure the pain from many parts of her body.
Ohhhh, you don't need to endure it since I specifically made it so you won't die.
Then, the unexpected happened.
"KYAAAAAAHHHHH!" Asia who was unconscious all these time screamed in pain as the contraption that held her glowed green.
After the light fades, a green ball of light appeared from her chest and floating. Upon closer inspection, it's a pair of familiar ring, it's the Twilight Healing!
"Haa... Haa... How dare you hurting me like this! But it doesn't matter now! With this Sacred Gear, I will be the supreme Fallen Angel! I will make- GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !"
Before she could reach for the Sacred Gear, I pinned all her limbs with four projected swords.
Then, I walked forward until reaching the device that held Asia.
Putting her Sacred Gear back, I carry her and put her on one of the undamaged pew.
"Now everything's gonna be alright, Asia." I muttered while looking at the barely alive Fallen Angel on the altar.
Walking toward her, I smiled sadistically while taking out a recording device out of my pocket.
"Hiii..." She whimpered at the sight of me walking toward her.
"Please don't kill her!" The blonde haired Fallen Angel suddenly yelled.
"Mittlet, huh? I was wondering about it, but you really do know who I am before I revealed myself, right?"
"Y-Yes." She nervously muttered.
"Traitor! ! !" Raynare yelled.
"Shut up. Then, why did you not stop me or reveal me? Do you have a grudge against her or what?"
"F-F-Forgive me, Raynare-sama. The reason why I did that was because I don't believe that order came from Azazel-sama, because Azazel-sama wouldn't do such a thing."
"I see... Well said for your trust to him. I won't kill any of you, but... Hey, did you hear all of that, Azazel?" I yelled out.
Then, my phone buzzed.
Opening it...
"Loud and clear."
Came the voice from my phone.
"That's..." Raynare trailed off.
"Azazel-sama!?" Mittlet exclaimed.
"This is most unfortunate, Agent 69. Whatever, I'll send my team there to deal with them." Then, the call ended.
"Agent 69!?" Raynare exclaimed.
"Heh, you just realized that?" I said while loosening my collar and shows what lies behind the base of my neck.
There, lies a red star shaped tattoo with a barcode on top of it which the last two number shows the number 69.
"And now, like I promised to myself, you're fucked, Raynare. I clipped both of your wings, sever your legs' tendons, and now you'll be doomed to get to the jail and be considered a criminal by two person whom you want to impress. Enjoy it." I said while smiling sadistically.
"Uhhh?" Asia suddenly muttered.
I immediately rushed toward her.
"Take it easy Asia, you're okay n-" I wasn't able to finish my sentence.
Holding her hand, I felt her body temperature too unnaturally cold.
"Issei-san? W-Why does my body feel so cold?" She asked while trembling.
Just what's going on here!?
"You bitch, what did you do to Asia!?" I yelled at Raynare.
"A-Agent 69, right? Once a Sacred Gear extracted from their owner, they will die even if you return them." Mittlet explained.
"No, that can't be... No, no, no, no, no, NO! ! !" I yelled out while clutching my head, hoping it was just a lie.
"I see..." Asia muttered.
"Hang on, Asia. There must be a way to save you, she must be lying." I said while clutching her hand.
"I-It's fine, Issei-san. Even if I am to die today, I already satisfied with my life. I have a kind family, experienced a school life, and friend before I died, I'm content to die knowing that I already achieved that." She muttered while gazing at the ceiling.
"Hey Asia, stay with me, I don't care if you're a Zeppeli, I don't care if you bother me, but please, don't leave me this way..."
"Issei-san, why are you crying? If you do, I might cry too. Even I stayed cool as cold as my body temperature is despite facing a cold embrace of cold death. Nuhu~ *cough*"
"Don't force yourself like that, Asia, just hang in there!"
"Issei-san, please tell Gyro-fra that I didn't regret coming here." She said while smiling before closing her eyes.
"No, no, no, no, no! ! ! ASIA! ! ! ! !" I screamed.
Then, that memory surfaced again.
'Issei, live for me.' Said a blonde haired girl while lying down on a pool of blood.
'Hey, what are you saying, we're getting out of here al-"
BANG!
The sound of gunfire interrupts me along with showing a visible hole on the blonde haired girl's head.
'No, no, no! ! !'
Am I going to fail to protect someone again!?
[Partner.]
Even with all the power I have!?
[Hey, Partner!]
Despite being a red dragon emperor!?
[Hey, you limp dicked asshole!]
'What is it now Ddraig!?'
[She's still alive.]
'What!?'
[Not for long though, but I can tell you how to save her.]
'Tell me!'
[Her life energy is the one that was drained during the so called Sacred Gear extraction to the point of it almost empty, and if your life energy is empty, you'll soon die.]
'Just get to the fucking point!'
[Geez, calm down. The only way to save her is to give your life energy to her, but by transferring such large amount of life energy, be ready to lose your life span, partner.]
'Lose my lifespan? Ha! What those asshole did to me grants me ten times of the longest lifespan of a regular human, while I don't need to live that long, I'd prefer if I can use that up to save someone important to me!'
[Not a bad resolve for a human like you, partner.]
'Heh, who do you take me for? I am Hyoudou Issei, the man who'll become a hero(despite being anti-hero)!'
"Wooooooohhhhhh..." I took a deep breath.
Looking at me, Mittlet asked:
"What are you doing?"
"Saving the girl like every hero does." I answered as a thick yellow aura surrounds my body.
Holding Asia's hand, I shouted out loud:
"Asia, I'll give it to you, my life energy! Take it as much as you want! Life Pass Overdrive!"
With that, a very bright yellow light flashed from my body as a jolt of yellow energy run from my body into Asia's body.
Asia's body react by wildly twitching in spasm.
"Haaa! ! !" I shouted.
Meanwhile, the effect itself to me is that I can feel my insides burning and getting pierced by a thousand needles along with the sensation as if my soul being sucked away.
But I have to endure this, for Asia!
"Urgh - Gyaaaaaaa! ! !" Asia screamed as her spasm gone wilder.
"Uooooooo! ! !" I roared as I keep pouring my life energy into her.
Then, something stupid happened when I'm almost done.
Her white short dress ripped and burned the image of her pair of breast into my brain, interrupting the process. The only upside being that her white panties stayed the same and I already transferred all she can take.
Though, unknown to me, several strands of my hair turned white during the process as well.
"Did it work?" I asked to no one particular.
Feeling her hand, the coldness that I felt earlier was no longer there, it's warm.
Checking her pulse, I can feel it.
I-I did it?
"Ugh, I-Issei-san?" Asia muttered as her eyes flutters open.
"Take it easy, Asia."
I'm glad it worked.
[Congratulation partner, you just shaven off a quarter of your lifespan to fix and restore her life energy.]
'Not like I care about it, but what a way to fucking ruin the mood, Ddraig.'
I turned to the reader and ask:
'Right?'
[You know that I can hear you, partner.]
'I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to them.' I said while pointing at the reader.
[You know what? Whatever, I don't even care. And oh, good luck with that.]
'What do you mean by that?'
Ddraig didn't answer, but...
"Kyaaa! ! !" Asia screamed as she tries to cover her breasts with both hands.
Fuck, how could I forgot about it.
Taking off my jacket, I give it to Asia while closing my eyes. Though, it's useless since I already saw her pink perky n- Ah fuck, what the hell am I imagining!?
After wearing the jacket and covered herself, I turn around.
"Err, sorry for that, I didn't know that my technique rips people's clothing like that." I apologized while scratching the back of my head.
"Umm, I don't mind. In fact, I am grateful that you saved me, but are you okay? You look a bit paler."
"Don't mind that, it's just a little exhausting. Nothing to worry about, I assure you."
[If you consider losing some of your lifespan is exhausting, I don't know what you will call the other life-threatening injury, partner.]
'Shut up, Ddraig.'
Then, I turned to the reader.
"And this is how you don't use Asia captured and has her Sacred Gear extracted as a plot device to recruit us into her peerage." I said while giving a thumbs up.
"Err, Issei-san, you're talking to who?" Asia asked worryingly.
"I was talking to them." I said while pointing at the reader.
"That's a pile of rubble, Issei-san." Asia said while sweatdropped.
"Ehhhhh? ? ? You can't see them too, Asia?" I said in disbelief.
"I'm sorry Issei-san, I can't see this reader you're talking about. Is it possible that the rubble rubs you the wrong way? Nuhu~" She giggled at the end.
"Ugh... That kind of pun again... Definitely a sister of Gyro indeed..." I groaned.
Ring Ring
Who called me at times like this?
Taking out my phone, I saw the caller.
It's Azazel.
Click
"What is it, Azazel?"
"My team have already arrived there, but they don't see anything in the church."
...
"Yeah, I think it's because of what I did... Tell them to get out of the church for a bit."
After that, I plant a pocket explosive at the easy to break spot on the ceiling.
BOOM!
When the dust dispersed, now there's a gaping hole on the ceiling.
From there, few heads popped up to see whatever the heck going on down here.
I can see that they dressed like a male Fallen Angel I killed before, but they have four wings.
"Hey, Azazel, did your men dressed like a detective with fedora and possess four black wings?"
"Ah, yeah it's them." He replied while gasping a little bit.
Leaving the situation at their hands, we get out of the church.
"Thank you for your cooperation, Agent 69." One of them said while carrying three Fallen Angel : Two of them were handcuffed while the last one have to be brought with a stretcher, namely, Raynare.
I only nodded before they disappeared via magic circle.
Apparently, Asia healed Kalawarner and Raynare, but Raynare's injury couldn't completely be healed courtesy to my brutal assault.
Hah, serves her right.
But damn, Asia is really kind to heal even her enemies who almost killed her.
Well, at least this whole shitstorm is over already.
...
"Hey Azazel." I said to the phone.
"What is it, Agent 69?" He said while gasping again at the end.
"First, stop calling me that when we weren't in dire or official situation, you know how I hated to be called by that codename in normal circumstances. And second, what's with all the gasping?"
As if on cue, the sound of woman moaning came from the other side.
...
"The fuck are you doing at this kind of situation, Azazel!?" I yelled over the phone.
"Hey, hey, if I was a normal human, I might become deaf, you know? And can't I have fun while doing something?"
"If that fun you're talking about is literally fucking a woman while I'm here, metaphorically fucking some people who might restart the great war, then no!" I retorts.
"Killjoy." He muttered.
Then, I changed my tone into a serious ones.
"Keep an eye on Kokabiel, I don't think he'll give up after this small setback."
"Yeah, I will. But it's hard to arrest or stop him when we don't have any evidence to be used against him. He is the only head of Grigori who wasn't satisfied with our ceasefire agreement and wants to restart the great war." Azazel replied, this time with the serious tone.
"I see..." I muttered thoughtfully.
"Well, I'll update you if anything is going up. At the worst case scenario, the next time you hear me is when I give you or Archer a mission to stop him. Let's just hope it won't come to that." He said with a grim tone.
"Yeah, let's just hope so. Defeating him wouldn't be much a problem, but the destruction to the place where the fight happens will assure a great destruction and lost of many lives."
"Right, if that happens, another great war might be triggered. It'll be just like what he wants."
"By the way, why don't you just convince him not to do that?" I asked.
If there's simple way to prevent such things from happening, why don't we take it?
"I already did, over a thousand times and he ignored them all." There goes my idea.
"What a stubborn motherfucker."
"Hey, watch your mouth, crazy as he might, he is still one of my close friend."
"Well, that words of yours might silenced me up if not for the moaning of your woman can be heard audibly from here." I sweatdropped.
"...I'm hanging this up." He muttered.
Beep Beep Beep
Lol.
Wait a second...
I turned to Asia. She is blushing pretty badly.
"Did you hear what we are talking earlier?" I nervously asked.
She just nodded.
Crap, that means she heard those moaning at me talking like that...
"Err, let's just get you back to your house." I suggested.
She just nodded before following me.
This is just GREAT.
-o-
-Occult Research Club-
"They're gone, Buchou." Akeno said as a small oni-like creature appeared on the palm of her hand.
"I see, so the situation was resolved already..." Rias muttered while trailing off at the end.
"Is something wrong, Buchou?" Akeno asked worryingly.
Then, it happened.
In the middle of the room, a silver colored magic circle appeared and engulfing the room with a bright light for a second.
When it fades, there stood a silver haired woman in maid outfit.
"Ojou-sama, I came here to inform you again that Raiser-sama will come to pay you a visit tomorrow." The woman said in a formal tone.
"I understand, Grayfia. Is that all?" Rias asked.
"Yes, that's all."
Then, the maid disappeared again.
"Buchou..." Akeno trailed off.
"It seems like that is inevitable. I hope Gasper wants to listen to my plea for that. Otherwise, we don't have any other choice." Rias muttered nervously.
-o-
In Front Of A Certain Room In The Old School Building
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[MENACING]
A purplish mist emanated from inside the room and exuding an unnerving, menacing atmosphere to whoever came nearby.
"Haaa... I feel someone is mentioning me..." A slender figure, covered in shadow said while standing up.
From the voice, it's hard to distinguish if the speaker is male or female. From his/her figure, it's also hard to say if it's a thin man or a slender woman.
"WRYYYYYYY..." The figure muttered as his/her red eyes glowing in the dark.
To Be Continued
A/N:
Nothing much to say except thanks for the review and-
Issei : Yo! Writer!
What the hell are you doing here?
Issei : Nothing, I'm just bored as fuck
You know what? Whatever...
Issei : So, what's your plan in this A/N?
(Why do I regret making you capable of breaking the fourth wall?)
Issei : I heard that!
Well, nothing much but answering or responding to the reviewers who is kind enough to leave a review to my story, you might get bored, so just leave.
Issei : Nah, I'll be sticking around since it's more boring for not doing anything for probably around two weeks.
I have a life too, you know.
Issei : Yeah, yeah, I know, let's just get this on.
Fine...
TheLaughingStalk-PorcelainMask = Yeah, I'll consider your suggestion about Enrico Pucci.
Issei : Whoa, what the hell is that account name... That's- Fucking cool!
Can you not messing with my response?
Issei : Sorry, can't help it.
LL = Just you wait, you already saw the horrific fate of those who wronged people around Issei, right? Though, not Issei who'll 'deal' with Diodora.
Darkjaden = Well, I won't hold it against you, people's opinion are different.
That's all.
Issei : Wait!
What is it?
Issei : Who the fuck is this?
What?
Issei : Zalarann, for two friggin chapter he keeps complaining this fic is suck.
Let him be, Issei. People's opinion are their own and I don't have any right to blame him. Except if the name of the reviewer is exillion who is well known to lurk around this site only to keep saying other's fic sucks while his are far more worse.
Issei : Hey fucktard! If you don't like this fic, then stop reading it! Even Darkjaden guy gave a polite opinion of why he doesn't like this fic that much anymore!
Hey Issei, stop that! I told you to let him be, if you keep doing that, I'll take away your ability to break the fourth wall!
Issei : ...
Good. Then, that's all, Mr. Snarker out.