Hi! I should've had this up a while ago, so I'm sorry! :( I won't post another for a week, at least, 'cause I'm going to camp! :D I might work on Hogan's a bit while I'm there, though! :) Please enjoy this! I do want to say that I'm sorry 'cause I realized a day of two after I posted LeBeau's that I was doing it for reviews, and that's wrong. This one is written for God's glory and for our enjoyment! :D Thanks to the Lord, again, for helping me with this, and to Snooky for helping me with Kinch's character. :) Anyway, here you go! Oh, and the reason Kinch goes from wanting to strangle London to just wanting to smack London is that he cooled down. I figured once he had time to think, he would be more level-headed. It is fun phrasing the question differently on every part of it. :)
Kinch's version: "Colonel?
May I please, sir, strangle London?
No, I'm feeling fine.
You haven't seen the mission yet.
You'll think, I bet,
That they have lost their minds!
If you don't think so, read this.
What do we do?
What if we don't have time?
May I please, sir, strangle London?
I really want to strangle London . . . Yes, sir. Fine.
"Do you think I could throttle London?
This mission is impossible.
I do not know how we could pull it off
With your cold and Newkirk's cough
Without a miracle!
(Please help me, Lord!)
I wonder if they're crazy
All the way o'er there.
I could say our day's full.
"Colonel?
This time, sir, they've done it.
Man, it's the worst of all their schemes.
The mission this time's got so many faults
I'd put it in a vault
Left in the sea!
I think winning Gin Rummy
Against Carter would
Be an easier feat!
Am I permitted to smack London?"