Ok, I want to say really quickly that I'm sorrv I didn't post this earlier. At Kamkats's review, I tried for an hour to produce this. It probably only took an hour to an hour and a half to make this all together. I am a horrible author. :( I think I wanted to make it a set time, like every Tuesday, but I never know when I'll think about it, so I just made it at the end of the month. Once again, I'm sorry. Oh, please tell me if Hogan's not clever enough in this song, 'cause I'm not sure.
I want to thank the Lord for helping me do this, and for His grace! ¡Por la gloria y honor de Dios!Thanks for the reviews and to the followers and the favoriter (Is that a real word? Oh, well. I'm calling it that.) :D
By the way, the disclaimer is in the first chapter.
Hogan's version: "Komm'ndant?"
Do you want to make a gen'ral?
I'll show you the way.
You'll think you won the lottery!
Use flattery
To help you stay!
You'll need to please the brass, sir,
Or you will fail.
What are you going to say?
Do you want to make a gen'ral?
Swell, Kommandant. You'll be a gen'ral . . . As I thought.
"Klink, do you want to be a gen'ral?
Come, Kommandant, I do know how!
You'll need to give us white bread for a month,
Plus a football we can punt.
It's all up to you now!
(Take the bait, Klink!)
Plus, sir, you'll be the same rank
As Burkhalter is.
Practice taking a bow!
"Komm'ndant?
So, you've got one more chance.
I guess I'll leave it up to you.
If only you had listened to me there,
Had not puffed up with air,
You'd be one, too!
I guess, sir, as it is you'll
Stay a colonel now.
Don't you think that is true?
Want to gain the rank of gen'ral?"