Sorry I took so long! The first verse was the hardest. Strangely enough, the second verse came into my mind first. Hmm. Anyway, here you go! It's Schultz! His was so much fun to do, especially the second verse. You know, the second verse is my favorite on all of them. I'm not quite sure why, but it might have something to do with it's having a lot of syllables in it. :D I didn't do Baker, 'cause I don't know his character too well. The disclaimer is, and will remain, on the first chapter. Please enjoy this! The glory goes to God for helping me with this, and thanks goes to Him and everyone who reviewed, favorited, or followed, 'cause it always brightens up my day when I see that! :D
Schultz's version: "Cockroach?
Will you please make me some strudel?
I think that I will faint!
I haven't eaten in so long,
A breakfast gong
Would be so very great!
Your snack would tide me over,
At least 'till lunch.
What was the last I ate?
Will you please make me some strudel?
I really wish I could have strudel . . . Danke shön!
"Can you cook me apfel strudel?
The last one was so wunderbar!
You cook strudel better than my wife,
Though it's true we have some strife.
Will you go in my car?
(Oh, please say yes!)
I'll let you teach her cooking,
Because she's not gut.
Your taste buds might be marred!
"Cockroach?
Please, I am so hungry!
I really need something to munch!
How 'bout I give you twenty marks?
Would that be a good start?
Will that get me lunch?
Please, Cockroach, make me something
That you know I'll chomp!
I would prefer a bunch!
Will you bake me a gut strudel?"