Do You Want to Build a Snowman? — Stalag 13 Style

by la-hija-de-Dios

I'll, Lord willing, have every chapter be a different character's version of the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" :D The eleventh version is Helga's (or is it Hilda's?), and it's entitled "Do You Want to Get Some Info?" Please tell me if it's lacking anything! I'm not done with this yet. I fully plan on doing Colonel Crittendon's version next. :) Please enjoy this! :D

7. Could You Possibly Promote Me?

Hi! Sorry I didn't work on this sooner! I actually forgot about it for a few weeks, so that's why it's a bit late. I need to hurry and post this before we leave for church. I hope you enjoy it! Oh, and sorry about messing up in the previous summary. The second verse, as usual, is my favorite. :)
The glory goes to God! The disclaimer is in the first chapter, I believe. Oh, yeah. To the reviewer whose name I don't know (and in too much of a hurry to look up), I do plan to add Hochstetter and even have his first verse already done. :) For God's glory!

Klink's version: "Mein herr?
Could you possibly promote me?
I think fräuleins would like it.
Plus, general, you'll have the added part
Of a really smart
Man—that would be a hit!
All I ask is that, Gen'ral,
You'd take a chance.
I'll help more than a bit!
Could you possibly promote me?
I only ask that you'd promote me! . . . Jawohl, Herr.

"Will you give me a promotion?
I will do anything you say.
Well, anything but marry Linkmeyer.
Uh, I didn't say that,
(Man, that was close!)
I'd like to have a higher
Rank than I have now.
May I have one today?

"General?
It is me, again, sir.
I have done everything I can.
All I ask for is some help from you.
I just really want you to
Say how I'm not bland!
If I become a general,
All I'd have to do
Is help with Berlin's plan!
Would you pretty please promote me?"