Sorry I took so long. My muse departed me for a week. Sadness! Anyway, I hope you like this! It's a little different, as the others were more like a plea, but this is not as much. Please tell me what you think! :D
The disclaimer is in the first chapter. The glory goes to God for helping me with this, 'cause I could not have done it without Him! :D
Burkhalter's version: "Dummkopf?
Do you want to go to Russia?
I can send you there.
I've got a unit on its way.
You know, I'll say
You'll be out of my hair!
I'll never have to see you—
Not one more time!
You might even meet a bear!
Do you want to go to Russia?
I think you just might go to Russia . . . Fine, I'll wait.
"Don't you want a trip to Russia?
I think you'd better pack your bags.
I've got a few more slots where you could go.
Maybe have you in front so
You'd not give in and lag!
(Auf wiedersehen!)
If you don't want to go there,
I suggest you start
Making us not all gag!
"Dummkopf,
I gave you one more chance,
And then you had to screw it up.
All I wanted was some competence.
Don't you think that that makes sense?
Know what? Never mind!
You really aren't the brightest
Light bulb in the room.
I'll give you one last chance.
How about a trip to Russia?"