Hey! Sorry it's taken so long to put this up. I've actually had this written since Christmas Eve, but wasn't able to get to a computer in internet long enough to post it. Anyway, I hope you like it! :) This was so much fun to write! :D Oh, the word "chicanery" was in my vocab list for school, and I thought of Hogan immediately. It basically means trickery, "especially in legal dealings." Please enjoy this! :D
The disclaimer is in the first chapter. I thank God for His help in getting the right words to go with the tune. :)
Hochstetter's version: "Hogan?
Will you spill your little secret?
I know you're Papa Bear.
I am not as dumb as Klink.
That's what you think.
I'll take you to my lair!
Because I am Gestapo,
I'll do as I please.
Why don't you tell me now?
Will you admit you little secret?
I'm waiting for your little secret! . . . Bah, Hogan!
"Won't you share your so-called 'secret'?
I'm sick of your chicanery!
You're always pulling the wool o'er Klink's eyes,
Tricking him with your big sighs,
And ingenuity!
(I'll get you yet!)
You think you have escaped me,
But you don't know
I will make you all worry!
Won't you share you so-called secret'?
"Hogan?
I have asked so 'nicely.'
I only need to have your word.
I have looked, but cannot even pin
One small, itty bitty thing
On you and your herd!
I want cooperation
From you for a bit.
It will be much preferred!
Will you just reveal your secret?"