Hi! I hope you guys had a nice January! :D Please enjoy Fräu Linkmeyer's version! I hope it's right! :) I was planning on posting this on Saturday or yesterday, but I got really busy. Anyway, the disclaimer is in the first chapter (version?), and the glory goes to God. :D I know there are two secretaries, and I get their names mixed up. There's a reason I typed their names like that in the summary. You'll see in the next version. :)
Fräu Linkmeyer's version: "Wilhelm?
Do you want to be mein husband?
We'll marry today!
Albert will be happy, dear,
With you right here.
Maybe you'll get a raise!
You really are not worth it,
But I can't find
One single man worth pay!
Do you want to be mein husband?
I think that you should be mein husband! . . . I will wait.
"Will you just become mein husband?
I think I'd make
'Stead of on the front somewhere,
But, Wilhelm, that is life!
(I'll miss you, dear!)
I'll settle for an oberst.
You need some help.
I will whip you into shape!
"Wilhelm,
Why do you resist me?
Has another caught your gaze?
It's true you're not an amazing catch,
But I'll make you a good match.
You're walking in a daze!
Come, Willie, listen up, please,
And marry me.
Then you will be amazed!
Will you be my brand-new husband?"