Hi! I'm so sorry I took so long to post this! I truly had school and promised myself that I would not post things on FanFiction 'till I finished most of it, but I forgot to update this after that. Anyway, I give you this version. As always, I hope you like it! :D I'm not positive the third verse is all right, so I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me your thoughts on it. As an apology (and 'cause it was extremely fun to draw), I've drawn Newkirk and, if you want, I can post it on DeviantArt so you can see it. Sorry this is author's note is going on forever. The glory for this goes to God. Oh, the disclaimer is in . . . a previous chapter. I don't remember which one it is, exactly. Oh, yeah! The reason I wrote it as "Hilda's (or is it Helga's?)" or "Helga's (or is it Hilda's)" version is that I get them mixed up. I kind of wanted to do that for fun, too. :3
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Hilda's (or is it Helga's?) version: "Darling?
Do you want to get some info?
I'll give it to you.
All I ask for is some things,
Not even rings.
I just want perfume!
You gave me nylons last week,
A kiss before.
What have you got to lose?
Do you want to get some info?
I just might part with some new info.
Ja, that's fine.
"Do you want some information?
Well, then, you'd better get me things.
I'll take chocolate, nylons, and perfume,
And, maybe, a kiss from you
To do your little scheme!
(That's better, colonel!)
My info doesn't come cheap,
But at least it comes.
I'll give you what you want!
"Darling,
So, it comes down to this.
You are a pris'ner in this place.
By rule, we should not have fraternized,
But, perhaps another time—
Still, danke for the lace.
Now, Colonel, in return for
That lovely gift,
I'll give you this one list!
Would you like some inside input?"