A/N: As predicted, stripesgetoffme wins. I say predicted because he's the only person who ever reviews at all. Oh well. At least SOMEBODY likes it. Please vote for Moe's superpowers on my poll!

---Hobbes's POV---

I ducked, feeling a tree swing a branch right over my head. Spiff covered me, shooting his space ray thing at the tree, but was swatted away and into the side of our house. That had to hurt. Just then, I head Calvin yell "INCOMING!" Something hard and metal hit me in the side of the head. I picked it up and discovered it was my claws! "Yes!" I cheered, slipping the gloves on. I spun and hit a larch, ripping a large gash in its side. I followed up with a huge, double-pawed uppercut. Woodchips sprayed everywhere, and with a groan the tree toppled.

By now, the fight was spreading into the inanimate trees in the backyard. Taking this advantage, I jumped into one and looked around. I could see Sam, wreaking havoc with her metal-patched gloves. A little ways off, Plato's 1 and 2 were fighting back to back. Calvin the Dinosaur, with Spiff riding him, was a ways off. Suddenly, I felt a thorny vine wrap around my middle, dangling me in from of the biggest tree goon yet.

"HELLLLP!" I yelled, and I was expecting to be eaten any minute. I had closed my eyes when I heard a heroic cry: "Did somebody call for help?"

---Sam's POV---

I was crunching my way through a spruce when I heard Hobbes cry for help. I spun, ready to fight, and saw him in the grasp of a tree goon that was many times bigger than the others- it almost outstripped the house! I ran toward it, but was knocked on my kester by a flash of crimson that blew by me, heading straight for the goon.

---Normal POV---

The crimson bolt hung in the air, resolving itself to be a person about as tall as Sam. He was wearing a crimson cowl and cape, paired with a suit that was also crimson with yellow piping and a yellow and red belt. "Never fear, Stupendous Man is here!" crowed he, smashing into a larch. "Stupe! Finally!" shouted Spiff, jumping off Calvin's scaly back. "I though you would never come!" "Of course I would come, buddy. I got your distress call." "Well, now that were all here, WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ME DOWN BEFORE THIS ABOREAL MENACE EATES ME!?!"

Everyone jumped guiltily. They had forgotten Hobbes! "On it, buddy!" shouted Plato, and, jumping from tree to tree, he approached the goon. "Ha ha ha! You think you can save you friend going that slowly?" asked the tree, a smirk appearing on its barky face. "I'll eat him before you're halfway there!" He teasingly dangled Hobbes above his maw, swinging him back and forth. Faster than Sam's eyes could track, Stupendous Man was on the move. He grabbed the unconscious Hobbes and, using his super strength; broke the vine wrapped around is middle. "OH NO YOU DON'T!" roared the tree, grabbing the caped hero with surprising speed for a knotted up piece of foliage.

But what he didn't notice was pterodactyl Calvin carrying Sam, who was carrying Spiff, coming up behind. At least not until Sam swung a booted foot into its back. "GRRAH!" it yelled ,dropping Stupendous, unconscious, in a bush. 'WHO DID THAT?' " I did! You let go of my friends and come take it like a, err, tree!" She picked up a heavy log and took a fighting stance.

"Heh. So naive. Listen, girl, fighting me will result in your death. You cannot hope to best me. You can only perish trying."

---Susie's POV---

Mr. Bun and I were having a tea party, and I heard some weird noises coming from

Calvin's house. They were pretty loud, so I went to investigate, leaving Mr. Bun behind.

As I walked down the street, I saw an unusually large amount of trees. I mean, its not like there wasn't trees there before, but they were...moving? I unconsciously sped up when I heard yelling, and pretty soon I was in a dead sprint.

I rounded the corner to see a ring of living trees. In the circle was a really, really big ode, and Sam, a short guy with a laser gun, and Calvin were attacking it, Another guy wearing a hood, cape and a superhero suit was lying unconscious in a bush, next to Calvin's stuffed tiger, Hobbes. Hmmm, I could help with that… I popped back into my house, using my ability to teleport, and grabbed my baseball bat. I had a feeling I was going to need it.

---Normal POV---

Susie ran into action. While Calvin and Sam were keeping the tree's attention, she teleported over to where Stupendous Man was lying. Quickly, she fells for injuries, and registers that he has one broken rib, a couple of cracked ribs, and a concussion. "Hoo boy. If that bush wasn't there, you be a lot worse." She laid a hand on his ribs, only to have another grip her wrist. She looked up, and Stupendous was awake. His eyes were glazed, and there was a trickle of blood coming from the corner on his mouth.

Susie gently untangled the hand from her wrist; then started the healing process for his ribs. "Okay, that should do it." Just then, Stupendous man awoke. "Ooohg…. what happened?" "I don't know, but I healed your ribs and that knot on he back of your head. How do you feel?" "Crummy. I have a migraine like you wouldn't believe" "I bet. You had a huge knot on your head."

Just then Sam screamed for help! Both Stupendous and Susie spun around, and found her to be cornered by the Giant Goon!