Hey guys! School just started and I'm super bumed out by it. It makes it harder to write, what with my attention span being spent in class. While writing this I literally got distracted by a grain of sand for 25 minutes. Seriously! And to make up for the lack of puns, I even tried to make a longer chapter. So enjoy!

Its been a month since Frisk fought Flowey, and everyone was exited. They desired to hold of on going to the surface so that everyone could heal.

In the first week everyone found out about how Frisk got the scar on their chest. Their reactions warmed their heart.

Toriel and Ashore were shocked to hear that their little girl, Chara, would do such a horrible thing. Toriel was being even more of a mother hen and making sure to keep Frisk away from sharp objects.

Alphys did more research to figure out how possession was even possible. She made a theory on how, since human souls stayed long after their bodies died, Chara put hers into the locket and then overtook Frisk's own soul.

Undyne was proud at Frisk for finding a way to beat Chara, even if she took a gamble with their own life. She started to teach Frisk how to put shields around her soul... by throwing spears at it...

Metatton toon the roll of big sister, even if he was a guy. And ever since he found out they liked to stay gender neutral, he started dressing them in cute outfits for males and females. It sure made a awesome episode of 'Fashion with the Killer Robot!'

They also found out about Frisk being autismic, so they started learning sign-language to understand them better. It filled Frisk's heart with joy to see their friends going through the trouble for them.

When they all Left the underground, it was desired that Frisk would be the monster ambassador when they were old enough. Until then the job fell onto Sans, as he was good with convincing people to believe in even the most silly stories.

In the end he managed to convince people that they weren't there to kill them, and when war started, it was actually the humans that attacked first. They even convinced the humans to let them live in the city near Ebott mountain.

Gold was worth a lot, so everyone managed to get a place to live. Toriel, Sans, Papyrus and Frisk chose to live in the same house under the name Skelo. Toriel became a monster history teacher at the school she enrolled Frisk. Metatton became a popstar, Grillby opened a new bar, Muffet opened a bakery ( Frisk being one of her favorite costumers, and even Napstablook became a DJ (working for Metatton).

Flowey was even retrieved from the ruins. Turns out he now remembers being Asriel, and is nicer thanks to that. Frisk mostly keeps him at home in a window sill. Sometimes they carry him on their shoulder when going outout (Hidden under their sweather, of course).

Frisk was happy withbhow everything turned out, and even promised Sans that they weren't going to ever reset. All the monsters were at peace.

But if there was one thing the Skelo family hated, it was the school PTA meetings. Or more specifically, Linda, Helen, and David. They were all racist, sexist, and egomaniacs. Especially Linda.

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It was Sans' turn to gonthis week, and he was not happy. He waited as Toriel finished the pie she was baking. Meanwhile Frisk was talking to Flowey.

'Wanna play a prank on dear Miss Linda?' They signed, smirking at the plans they made. The golden flower nodded, watching them sign the plan out to him. Once done, he burst out laughing, nestling falling out of his pot.

"Ya know? I got an idea. Grab that pink ribbon out of the art box and make a bow on me. That outta make me look more non threatening. Doncha think?" Frisk nodded happily, doing as told. They grabbed Flowey's pot and went to tell Sans of their plans.

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Sans walked into the cafeteria, holding a cinnamon-butterscotch pie, followed by Frisk holding a seemingly normal buttercup with a pink bow tied to the stem.

Once Sans put the pie on the snack table, he and Frisk went to join the rest of the group. Linda smeared from the head of the table. "Sans." "Linda."

She stared at the potted flower in front of Frisk, who was happily petting its pettals like it was some sort of pet. "Why did you bring a flower here?" She asked annoyed. Sans' smile seemed to grow wider.

"Frisk said Flowey needs some practise socialising. Tibia honest, I think he's laven der audience." Many graoned at the puns, while some snickered. Linda's eye twitched. " They've bean growing him for a while now. I think they garden like a moss." Oh, how he loved annoying Linda. "Well, I think its about thyme we start this meeting."

David stepped up before Linda exploded. "Well at least she can garden like a normal person. There's even a bow on it, which means there's at least some hope for her." Helen started laughing, "But the girl thinks the flower can talk. You should take her to a mental ward. Honestly Sans."

Sans was about to make a snarky comeback, but was interrupted by a creepy giggle. All eyes turned to Frisk, who was still petting the golden flower. Said flower now had eyes and a mouth.

"Howdey! It seems ya made a mistake! Frisk is neither a girl nor a boy! So please use the right pronouns! My name is Flowey! Flowey the Flower! I like sun, water, dirt, glitter, sacrificing humans and bathing in their blood!" All this was said with a childish smile on his face. Frisk was calmly petting him, as if they heard nothing that creature had just said.

This was going to be a fun meeting. Sans was sure of it

Done! I got a headache from over thinking. Ow... Anyway, the cold made my fingers numb. Which means that if my computer didn't have spell check, it would look like my cat decided my key board was a dance floor. Please review and leave suggestions. They feel my plot bunnies ;)