It's been two weeks since the arse kissing prank and Lily has never been happier. She still can't get over the prank that she pulled. It's suddenly like she's become queen of the pranksters… which is completely impossible, because Potter already has that position. Or is it Black?
"Hey Azura." Huh, what? Whose voice is that?
I look up to find an extremely handsome face looking at me. Smiling.
"Oh, hey Amos." My heart is beating faster. Amos Diggory is standing before me, in all his gorgeous glory, talking to me!
"So, um, I was wondering- I just wanted to know, if you wanted to come to Hogsmeade with me this Saturday?" He grins at me.
lustful sigh
"Yeah, that'd be great."
Oh. My. God. I just got asked out by Amos Diggory.
"Great, so I'll see you around, yeah?"
"Yeah." I give him what I hope is a dazzling smile and he leaves.
Here is when I go into day dream mode. Okay, so Amos Diggory has gorgeous brown eyes, a silky full head of brown hair and lips that every girl would die to be locked with.
I give off another lustful sigh before I realise that Alice is looking at me with an odd look on her face. "What's got you so happy?" She asks.
"Oh my god, Alice. I just got asked to go to Hogsmeade with…" Sigh.
"With who? Come on, spit it out." She said.
"Amos Diggory!"
She lets out a shrill scream of girly happiness. "That is so good, did you say yes?"
"Of course I said yes! Do you think I'm stupid? I can't believe he asked me to Hogsmeade."
"Of course he did, look at yourself! You're gorgeous, and he's not the only guy around here who thinks so."
Well, I'm not that bad looking. Okay, I have green eyes, brown hair that goes all the way down to my bum, because mum wouldn't let me cut it all off, I have some sort of figure… but I'm nothing special. I'm far too pale and I'm freckly.
"Who are those other guys then?" I ask inconspicuously.
"Well, there's Sirius, even though he won't admit it, he has it bad for you. Then there's Jack Brown, Hamish Wood, even some of the Slytherin guys think you're hot."
"Really? And how would you know?"
"Az, I'm going out with Frank Longbottom, of course I know these things."
"Oh, right." Of course. Frank is supposed to be completely hot, he is. He is known as a sex god. Which isn't really true. It's just that he could have any girl he wanted. Of course he would tell Alice all of the 'Guy gossip'.
"So, how is Frank anyways?" I ask her.
"Oh, he's great; you know what he did? He told me to meet him up in the Astronomy tower and when I went up there, I was surrounded by candles that floated in the air and there was a lovely dinner for two set up. It was so romantic and he bought me a dozen red roses."
"Oh how sweet! He's so romantic!"
"I just said that, didn't I?"
"I hope maybe one day, someone will do that for me…"
"Oh from what I hear, Amos is quite the romantic."
"Well, that is ever so interesting…" We let out the –Ever dreaded- girly giggle. Oh god, what have I become?
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Sirius P.O.V
"Hey Padfoot, you know your ever so lovely Azura Lovegood?" James taps me on the shoulder, smirking down at me. These are the times I wish he would bugger off.
I'm trying to concentrate…
"Yeh, what about her?"
"You're going to love this. She's been invited to go to Hogsmeade with Diggory." He's still smirking at me.
"Diggory? As in Amos Diggory?"
"Yeah, she said yes."
AMOS DIGGORY WILL DIE. Why? Because he is a buffoon and Azura deserves better and all he wants is sex from the poor girl! Well, it's not like any other boy wants much else more from her; I mean she's bloody hot.
Her body is the perfect hourglass figure and she's got great boobs. Her lips are so full; I can just imagine kissing them.
Anyways, AMOS DIGGORY IS GOING TO DIE.
"WHAT?! How could she say yes to that… that… that DOUCHE BAG?"
"Calm down Padfoot. I thought you said you didn't care who she went around with?" He raises and eyebrow at me.
"I don't." It's a lie. Yep, no doubt, I do care who she goes around with. In fact, I care very much. Especially when it's idiots like Amos Diggory.
"Alright, if you don't care so much, why is your face telling me you want to rip his head off?"
"I. Don't. Care. Couldn't care less."
"Yeah, sure. Look Padfoot, do honestly think you can fool me of all people? I'm your best friend."
I get up and we begin walking down to the hall for dinner.
"Okay, so I care. But only a tiny bit."
"Padfoot." He gives me what is supposed to be a tell-me-the-damned-truth look.
"Prongs." I ignore his damned look.
"Padfoot!"
"Prongs!"
We walk into the doors and I suddenly begin seeing red. I march up to Diggory and tap him on the shoulder.
He turns to look at me. "Oh hello Black." He smiles at me.
I narrow my eyes.
SMACK.
It felt so good. However, my pure happiness and satisfaction is taken away from me when he comes back at me with his own fist. Oh fuck.
We get into the fight. I punch him as much as I can while he tackles me to ground and we're rolling around.
James manages to wrench me away and Slughorn has Amos.
"What is your bloody problem, Black?" He half yells at me.
"You are!" I struggle to get back at him, even though my lip is bleeding and my knuckles are bruised.
"Sirius! Hold back mate, he's not worth it." James tells me.
"Let go of me, James." I snarl.
"No, not unless you promise not to get back into it."
"Okay, okay I promise." I lie. He lets go of me and I run at Amos, who is now trying to steady himself.
I tackle him to the ground and start laying into him with some more punches.
I'm being pulled off again in no time by James and Moony.
Professor Dumbledore looks grave and McGonagall looks like she's about to explode. I can suddenly see Azura herself looking at me in shock as she kneels by Amos' side, soothing him.
Now, I'm in trouble.