"I told you before to call me Tony, Dean-a-rino. One, first of all very flattered because you are one handsome man. Secondly, the fuck the fuck the fuck did you just say? Did you seriously use the words Steve and my boyfriend in the same sentence or have I finally gone crazy. JARVIS, I think I've finally gone over the edge tell Pepper I'm sorry and tried my hardest to keep sane. Apparently, it just couldn't be done. Hold on. Would a insane person question their sanity, or would I still possess the self awareness to know my sanity was slipping from my grasp. You know what, maybe this is a prank all you guys set up to fuck with me."

Steve sighed, "Tony, I'm not pranking you, Dean is really my boyfriend and we've been seeing each other for a while now."

Tony grabbed Clint's hand and put it on his forehead, "Tell me, Birdbrain, do I have a fever or did Capsicle just say he has a thing with a dude going on?"

Clint pulled his hand away, "Cap just said he's got himself a beau. I was wondering why he had gotten so happy. Good going nabbing yourself a good lookin one, Cap."

Dean laughed and Steve mumbled a hesitant thank you.

Natasha tossed a pretzel in her mouth and winked at them.

Bruce stood up and shook Dean's hand, "It's nice to meet you, Dean. I'm-."

Dean grinned with his cheeks tinted pink, "Dr. Bruce Banner. I'm a big fan of your work. I've read all your papers."

Steve snickered at Dean's giddiness, so Dean shoved him the hardest he could in the ribs. All things considering, it didn't even hurt Steve that much.

Tony interrupted, "Hey, you still think I'm cooler than Brucie Bear, right? I mean he is pretty cool, but I'm just plain awesome and I have JARVIS. Wait, this is awesome. If Dean is Cap's boyfriend that means we get to keep him. Awesome!"

Dean replied, "You got me there. JARVIS does push the envelope, no offence Dr. Banner."

Bruce smiled, "No offence taken. I'm flattered, and if you're with our good Captain Rogers then please call me Bruce."

Clint introduced himself, "My name is Clint Barton and I am more awesome than Tony."

"In your dreams, Hawkguy."

"Hawkeye, Dickweed!"

"Tweety Bird, Asshat!"

Natasha gave Dean the once over before finding him acceptable, "Natasha."

Dean nodded and gave them all his best smile, "It's nice to meet all of you. I'm Dean Winchester.."

Clint pretended to swoon, "Golly gee, what a dreamboat."

Steve glared at Clint, "That's not funny."

"Seems pretty funny to me."
Clint and Steve's conversation was interrupted by a fist pounding against the elevator door, "ANTHONY EDWARD STARK! JARVIS, open this door or so help me!"

Tony hid behind Steve and Dean's bulky builds, "Shit, shit, shit! J, don't you dare open that door. If you do, you'll get decoded and I'm dead."

"You've been dead before, Sir, legally anyway." JARVIS retorted.

Pepper kept hitting her fist against the metal elevator door, "Tony! Professor. Rautenberg and Dr. Masha have already seen to the RD department and spoken with the engineers. I was going to take them to the showroom, but I will not do that without Mr. Winchester.

Steve glanced at Tony behind him, "Tony, I don't feel very comfortable making Miss. Potts stand out in the elevator. Dean can go with her and finish the tour. It's not a big deal."

Tony asked, "Is it as a big deal as you being gay? I am unsure."

The elevator doors opened thanks to JARVIS taking Steve's suggestion, and Pepper marched into the Avenger's living room, "I do not care if Steve is pansexual, asexual, heterosexual, or bisexual. Mr. Dean Winchester is going to finish the tour with the other contestants with no favoritism from me. I am happy you are happy with him, Captain Rogers, but I won't stand for Tony's blatant favoritism towards Mr. Winchester."

Pepper dragged Dean to the elevators after Dean gave Steve a quick peck on the lips. Tony made him swear on his Impala that he would come back to let him check out his car and see his lab later.

Bruce asked, "You're bisexual, right, Steve?"

Steve nodded, "I think that's the one. I get them jumbled still on occasion."

Natasha landed gracefully on the couch next to Bruce and said, "So, Steve, tell us about Dean."

"Oh well, I met him at a restaurant in Tonopah, Nevada. He actually thought I was someone else, a Ford Harrison, he was supposed to meet up with and just started talking away while I was eating lunch. After he found out I wasn't this Ford character, he didn't really mind all that much. He ate lunch with me and we just got to talking. I thought I was doing pretty good at making a friend. He and I were just friends for a while, but after a while I figured out I liked him more than a friend and thankfully he felt the same," Steve gushed, "He has a little brother named Sam who he's crazy for. Sam's a real out together fella and Dean really raised him well. Dean was just very charismatic and charming even when he wasn't trying to be. I thought I was just being a ditz around him. He's really smart, sweet, and has very good morals. He loves Vonnegut and can quote Brave New World. I gave him my phone number and we just started texting and calling each other. It was nice to make a friend. We met up whenever we could and he taught me alot."

Tony wiggled his eyebrows, "Oh, I bet he taught you a lot."

Bruce warned, "Don't you dare, Tony."

"What do you mean?"
"Mattress mambo, horizontal hoedown, sex! I bet old Dean-o taught our precious Cappy all about the wonders of manly man sex, hmm?"

Steve didn't know how to respond, but his tomato face was enough evidence for Tony.

Tony exclaimed, "I can see the headlines now. Girls everywhere cry in sorrow for the Captain America is taken! I bet Dean's a good lay. So, have you tried it out both ways, Cap?"
Steve brushed Tony off, "That's personal, Tony, and quit being silly."

"Did you really just call me silly. You were the one just gushing over Dean."

Steve rubbed the back of his neck, "Well, I love him so I like telling people about him."
"Holy fucking hell!"

The two academic types, Isaak and Mariya, were not too pleased with Dean going off gallivanting with Tony Stark, but Isaak eventually got over it, and Mariya was mature and cordial at least. The tour was cool, although adamantly less cool without Tony Stark, but cool nonetheless. Miss. Potts knew what she was talking about, and it was cool to have a chance to see Stark Industries up close and personal; Dean still wished he could've seen Tony's workshop. The tour finished after a fancy lunch paid for by Tony, that made Dean shiver at just the thought of the price tag. Overall, Dean thought it was a great day that could only be made better by hanging out with Steve. Dean had planned to try and text him, when he got another phone call on his work phone.

Dean put his phone to his ear as he leaned against the Impala, "Winchester, what's the problem?"

"Hey. Dean! How's that boyfriend of yours doing? It's Garth. Hate to take you away from your man, but I'm upstate and heard you were heading to NYC. I'm kind of at a dead end with a case and would really appreciate your help."

Dean pinched the bridge of his nose, "Steve's fine, and I'll help you out. It's not like I can say no. Gimme your location and I'll get there as quick as I can."

Garth replied, "You're a lifesaver! Thanks, Dean. Tell your honeybunny hi for me!"

"Shut your asshole you call a mouth. See you soon." Dean ended the call quickly before Garth could keep up with the stupid names. Oh, if he knew Dean called Steve things like babe, Darlin', and Apricitas. Hell, Dean liked when Steve called him doll. If Garth found out there'd be no end to his god forsaken teasing.

He didn't need Steve's permission to go on a hunt, but Dean figured it'd be nice of him to let Steve know he was going to go help Garth out.

The phone only rang once before Steve picked up, "Dean, hey, are you coming on back to the tower?"

"Can't; Garth called me and we've got a hunt going down upstate he needs help with. Sorry to disappoint you, babe, but Garth's kinda scatterbrained at times. I'll make it up to you when I get back, okay?"

Steve replied, "I understand. Job comes first. You can hang out with the great Tony Stark after you come back."

Dean grumbled, "Oh, get off that will ya."

Steve chuckled, "Okay, okay. I'll see you when I get back. Stay safe."

"Always do."

Dean hung up with a quick see you later.

Around Steve, his teammates were making kissing noises , faces, and mimicking him saying 'stay safe.' All of them except Bruce, who actually had a mature bone in his body. Steve just rolled his eyes, "Enough you guys, Fury wants us to return to the helicarrier with Tony to get some work done. You know we have to head back."

Tony groaned dramatically, "Come on, Cap, I thought you'd be cooler since you removed the stick you had shoved up your ass."

Steve pinched the bridge of his nose, "We have to even though I do not want to either. Who's flying?"

Clint raised his hand before Natasha could.

The bastard.

They had barely landed on the helicarrier when Fury met them out on the deck with his coat swishing behind him.

We've got a problem."