Elphie nodded and went into her room. She locked it and sighed. Elphie kicked off her shoes and put Akamaru on her pillow.

"Hmm…Maybe Hinata knows where Kiba's room is." Elphie said.

She dialed Hinata's number and petted Akamaru.

"Yes?" Hinata asked.

"Hi Hinata, It's Elphie. I was just wondering if you knew what room Kiba is in." She said.

"Oh, it's 240." Hinata told her.

"Thank you very much." Elphie said and hung up.

She grabbed her key and picked Akamaru up. Elphie crept out of her room cautiously and sprinted to the elevator. She punched in the third floor and rode down, playing with Akamaru. She found Kiba's room and knocked on the door. It opened and a kid with a fro and sunglasses looked down at her.

"Yes?" He asked.

Elphie gulped. "Um, Kiba was taken to the office and I didn't give him Akamaru back, so can I just drop him off?"

"Sure." He said.

Elphie handed Akamaru over. "Thanks."

She left and went to the elevator. She tapped her chin. *Hmm…should I risk the elevator? Yeah, I will. I'm still tired from the stairs.* Elphie skipped into the elevator and pressed the eighth floor. She stepped out cautiously and walked to her room quickly. *Please don't let anyone decide to come out.* Thankfully no one did. She went into her room and dug through the nightstand until she found the phonebook. Elphie cracked open the rule book to make sure she could order food. She grinned happily and dialed a number for chinese.

"Hello?"

"Yo, I want the sesame chicken, egg drop soup, Thai noodles, and white rice delivered to the room number 450 at the boys' dorm on The Konohana School of The Arts campus. Please and thank you." Elphie said.

"It'll be ten bucks."

She hung up and grabbed her sketch book. She drew some stuff, humming. Her phone rang and she answered it.

"Hello?"

"Elphie?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yep."

"Good. Listen, Kiba and Naruto got detention and Kiba needs to know if you still have Akamaru."

"I took him down to Kiba's room." She said.

Shikamaru sighed. "Okay, thanks."

"Sure. See ya tomorrow." Elphie hung up and went back to drawing.

Thirty minutes later the phone rang again.

"Yeah?"

"Did you order some food?" The receptionist asked.

"Yeah."

"Well, come and get it."

"Kay." Elphie hung up and grabbed her keys.

She left her room and walked to the elevator. A door opened behind her. The hairs on my her stood up. Elphie ignored the door and pressed the down button on the elevator. Someone walked up to her.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" A voice asked.

Elphie turned to the voice and saw a guy with long blond hair and deep blue eyes looking at her. He wore black skinny jeans, a black t-shirt that said "Anime- Seeing crazy shit happen and learning to shut up and accept it", and fingerless black leather gloves like Elphie's. Another guy with ginger hair and ginger eyes stood by him. He wore trick pants and a fishnet shirt under a black shirt. *Mmm, these guys are hot.*

"Who are you?" The ginger haired chap asked.

"Elphaba Kanji." Elphie said politely. "And you are?"

"Sasori." The ginger haired dude said.

"Deidara." The blond said and grinned. "You're new here, aren't you?"

"Yes." Elphie stepped into the elevator and they did too.

"Why are you in the college boys' quarters?" Sasori asked.

"Um, I live here." She hit ground floor.

"Really?" Deidara smirked. "That's great!"

Sasori rolled his eyes. "Deidara. I'm sure she's not interested."

"Aw, come on. I'm just talking to her." Deidara said.

Elphie brushed some hair away from my face.

"What year are you?" Deidara asked.

"Sophomore."

"No way!" Deidara said, amazed. "You look like a college junior!"

"Well, I'm not." She said shortly.

"What room are you in?" Deidara asked.

Sasori hit him on the head. "Just ignore him, Elphaba."

"I'm trying to." Elphie said.

Deidara scowled. The elevator stopped and she walked to the receptionist's desk, Deidara following her. She paid for her food.

"So, you got a guy?" He asked.

Sasori slapped him on the back of the head. "Come on, idiot. We're going to be late."

"But I wanna check out talk to Elphaba." Deidara whined.

Sasori drug him off. Elphie shot him a thankful smile and headed up the stairs this time. She dashed into her room and jumped on her bed. She flicked on the TV to Comedy Central and watched Saving Silverman, laughing and eating her food. She sketched during commercials. The phone rang and Elphie answered it.

"Yo?"

"Elphie?" Naruto asked.

"Oh, hey Naruto. What's up?"

"I was just wondering if you made it back safely."

"I'm talking to you aren't I? Nah, Sasuke escorted me up to my room and nothing happened."

"Good. Have any of them seen you yet?"

Elphie groaned. "Unfortunately, yes. I ordered some chinese food and went to get it. Some guy named Deidara and this other dude Sasori spotted me."

"They didn't harass you did they?"

"Deidara did a little, but Sasori drug him away."

"Good. Sasori's okay."

"Yeah, he seemed alright. Anyways, did you want anything else?"

"Weeeellll since you mentioned it, some chinese food seems nice."

Elphie giggled. "Do you want me to bring you the rest of mine?"

"Sure! You can meet Neiji too. He's Hinata's cousin."

"Cool. What room are you in?"

"241."

"Okay, I'll be right over."

"See ya in a few."

Elphie grabbed her keys once again and the rest of her food. She also snagged some chips and other stuff that she had brought with her. She walked to the elevator and got in it. Elphie got off on Naruto's floor and made her way to his room. She knocked on the door with her foot and it flew open. Naruto hustled her in.

Elphie laughed and handed over the food. "Here. I added some stuff from my personal stash too."

Naruto hugged her. "Thank you!"

Elphie giggled. Naruto grabbed her arm and dragged her onto his balcony. A brown haired dude was sitting there.

"Neiji, this is Elphie." Naruto said.

"Hi. I'm Neiji Hyuga." The dude said.

"Elphaba Kanji, call me Elphie." Elphie said with a nod.

"What year are you?" He asked.

"Sophomore. You?"

"Junior."

"Nice." Elphie yawned. "Well, it was nice meeting you, but I'll be going."

"Kay, thanks again Elphie." Naruto said.

Elphie nodded and left. As she headed back to the elevator a door opened. Sasuke stepped out.

"Oh, it's you." He said. "What are you doing here?"

"I gave Naruto some food." Elphie said with a smile. "I'm heading back up."

"You want me to go with you?"

"Sure."

They got in the elevator.

"You know, a lot of people say that the college guys raid new peoples rooms." Sasuke said.

Elphie raised an eyebrow. "Really? Why?"

Sasuke shrugged. "For fun I guess."

"Hmm…who are these guys anyways?" Elphie asked.

"Pein- he's their leader-, Kisame, Hidan, Kazuku, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi-my brother-, and some freak named Tobi." Sasuke sighed. (Konan will not be in this story)

"Your brother? Ouch, that must suck." Elphie shriveled her nose.

"It does." Sasuke sighed and shook his head.

They stepped out of the elevator. As soon as they got off they heard someone shout, "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS BRA!"

Elphie felt all the color drain out of her face. Sasuke sprinted to her room. He got in and someone yelled, "WHAT THE HELL?"

Elphie ran into her room and screamed. Deidara was wearing one of her bras over his shirt and Sasuke was yelling at what she assumed was his brother.

Someone shouted, "PRETTY GIRL!"

They tackled Elphie and pinned her to the floor. It was a black haired kid wearing an orange mask. She bucked him off her and stood up to find Itachi about to hit Sasuke. Elphie grabbed frying pan and slammed it on Itachi's balls. He went down. Elphie snarled and snatched her bra off Deidara.

"Aw, I liked it!" Deidara said.

"GO TO HELL AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Elphie yelled.

"Aw, but we're having fun." A dude with blue hair and a blue tint to his skin said. He looked like a shark.

"I don't give a damn." Elphie snapped. "Now get out of my room before I smash your nuts with this frying pan."

"Really?" Deidara asked.

"Yes, I've already done it today and I'll do it again." She warned him.

"Oh, really? I like that- OW! THAT FUCKING HURTS!" He howled.

"Shut the fuck up." Elphie growled and leaned back against then kitchen counter.

Itachi stirred and then shot up. He grabbed Elphie's wrist and yanked her close to him.

"What the-" Elphie started.

"Shut up." He said.

Elphie did, but only by biting her tongue. It seemed like he was inspecting her. Itachi let go of her abruptly and turned to the others.

"Let's go." He said.

They left without a word. Elphie let out a scream and locked her door.

"They killed my room." Elphie said with a groan.

Sasuke laughed.

"What?"

"Sorry, just thinking about how you slammed that pan on my bro's nuts. The look on his face was hilarious." He laughed.

Elphie smiled. She liked his laugh. It was big and friendly, a complete contrast to his appearance. "Glad I could give you some entertainment."

Elphie set to work putting her room back in order. Sasuke sat on her bed and lazily flicked through her sketch pad. Elphie finally sighed and stopped.

"Well, it's a little better." Elphie stretched. "I'm gonna hit the hay."

"Okay then." Sasuke stood up and walked to the door. "You must like soccer players."

"What?" Elphie asked, a slight blush on her face.

"I saw the sketch of Beckham." He said and stepped into the hallway. He turned to her. "I'm the captain of the soccer team."

Elphie's eyes widened a bit. He smirked.

"Welcome to The Konohana School of The Arts." He said and left.

Elphie blushed and closed her door. *The captain?* Elphie sighed and pulled on some white boy shorts and black tank top to sleep in. She picked up the phone and dialed the number for her home. Her mom answered on the fist ring.

"Fabala? Is that you?" She asked.

"Who else?" Elphie responded with a smile.

"How's school?" Elphie heard her brother Anthony ask.

"Am I on speaker phone?" She asked.

"Yep." Elphie's bro Jonas said. "What's up little sis?"

"Nothing much. This school is awesome!" She giggled.

"Good." Her mom said. "Do you have a roommate?"

"No. Oh my god. You guys won't believe this." Elphie said. "I'm living in the boys' dorm."

"WHAT!" Mom screamed.

"Yeah, and there was no room in the high school area so I'm in the college area." There was a loud thump on the other side. "What happened?"

"Mom fainted." Anthony said.

Elphie giggled.

"You better not be doing anything with those boys." Jonas warned.

"I'm not. Ugh, they're such idiots." She groaned. "They broke into my room and tried on my bras."

"WHAT!" Mom shouted. There was another thump.

"Did she faint again?" Elphie asked.

"Yep." Anthony answered. "If they start harassing you, call us. We'll kick their asses."

Elphie smiled. "Thanks, but I can take care of myself."

"Still, call us." Jonas said.

"I will." She smiled again. "How's Nala?"

Nala is her pet bobcat.

"She's fine. Stubborn as ever." Anthony sighed.

"Hehe, she didn't scratch you did she?" Elphie asked.

"Yes." Jonas growled.

"Aw, poor baby." Elphie smirked. "Well, I gotta get some shut eye, so I'll talk to you guys later."

"BYE!" They shouted.

Elphie winced and hung up. *Just one more thing to do.* She took out her laptop and went to Amazon. She ordered a new lock, a security system, a grappling hook, and a slinky black Kevlar outfit just for fun. With a yawn she shut off her light and snuggled under her covers and fell asleep.