I wrote this in mid-May of 2014. It's not my best work, but not my worst, either.
Oh, and you guys should check out this author called C. Mechayoshi, her stories are amazing.
One day, in another one of Dry Bowser's attempts to kidnap Princess Peach, he invaded Toad Town, destroying everything in his path. Despite only going in by himself, he had already captured half the city within an hour, and he was quickly making his way to Peach's castle from there. "Ready or, not, Princess, here I come!" he taunted as the castle grew closer.
Just then, Mario jumped out of a nearby pipe and ran up to the undead Koopa King, trying to block his path. "I advise that you turn back, Bowser," he warned. "No point in trying to kidnap Peach now that I'm here."
Dry Bowser let out a rattling, bone-chilling roar. "You don't understand, Mario," he corrected. "Now that I'm Dry Bowser, I'm lighter, more powerful… And not only do I have no vitals or weak points, I can't feel pain, either! I'm basically invincible! You know what, Mario? Why don't you have the first hit? It's not like you can do anything to me…"
"If you say so," said Mario, shrugging. The red plumber ate a Mega Mushroom, which caused him to grow to the size of a small skyscraper, completely dwarfing Dry Bowser.
"... Uh, y'know, Mario, I was just kidding about the whole 'have the first hit' thing-"
Mario suddenly jumped onto Dry Bowser, breaking most of his bones into pieces and shattering his skull. "So much for being 'invincible'," the Italian joked.